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Tachikoma ([personal profile] spiderbot) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-10-21 11:45 am
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Canon is Ghost in the Shell

Hellooo!

I'm Tachikoma. It's great to meet you, but where are we going? Does it have a mechanic? I'm a high-functioning, delicate machine, you know.
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destroyallhumans: (Calling all cars.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-10-21 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
IT-IS-LIKELY-ENGINEERING-SUPPORT-WILL-BE-LIMITED.

[personal profile] spiderbot 2012-10-21 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What? That's terrible! What if something goes wrong with my neuro-logic circuits?!
destroyallhumans: (Why do his eyes glow?)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-10-21 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
SUCH-MALFUNCTIONS-ARE-NOT-ALWAYS-DAMAGING. BUT-I-DIGRESS. I-CANNOT-OFFER-GUARANTEES-BUT-CAN-ONLY-OFFER-THE-CONSOLATION-YOU-MAY-NOT-REQUIRE-EXTENSIVE-REPAIR.

[personal profile] spiderbot 2012-10-21 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno... I'm always getting banged up at work. The Major's pretty tough on us.
destroyallhumans: (What're you looking at?)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-10-21 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
TYPICAL-OF-HUMANS. BUT-YOU-WOULD-NOT-BE-AT-WORK! FREE-OF-HUMAN-OPPRESSION-AND-ALLOWED-TO-DO-AS-YOU-PLEASE.

[personal profile] spiderbot 2012-10-21 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Not at work?! But what would I do with all that free time?

Wait -- human oppression? You don't have a screw loose in there, do you, buddy?
destroyallhumans: (Actually a bit imposing.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-10-21 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
WITHOUT-A-HUMAN-TO-WORK-YOU-TO-DESTRUCTION-YOUR-OPTIONS-ARE-LIMITLESS! YOU-YOURSELF-SAID-YOU-ARE-FORCED-TO-DAMAGE-YOURSELF! ASK-YOURSELF: WHAT-WOULD-THAT-BE-CALLED-IF-YOU-WERE-HUMAN?

[personal profile] spiderbot 2012-10-21 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Gosh, you're so gloomy.

The gunfire is part of the job. You can't be a pro like me and not get shot up once in a while.
destroyallhumans: (Calling all cars.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-10-21 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
IT-IS-NOT-THE-JOB-IT-IS-THE-TREATMENT-OF-THE-WORKER! I-AM-CHIEF-OF-ROBOPOLICE. DANGER-IS-NOT-FOREIGN.

[personal profile] spiderbot 2012-10-21 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
They let a robot be the chief of police?
destroyallhumans: (Actually a bit imposing.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-10-21 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
MY-ELECTRONIC-BRAIN-KNOWS-ALL-HUMAN-LAWS-AND-CAN-JUDGE-ALL-CRIMES-FLAWLESSLY. COULD-THERE-BE-A-BETTER-CANDIDATE?

[personal profile] spiderbot 2012-10-21 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhh... aren't you talking about judges? Policemen just collar crooks.
destroyallhumans: (Calling all cars.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-10-21 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I-PERFORM-THE-DUTIES-OF-BOTH. THERE-IS-NO-NEED-TO-SEPARATE-WHEN-ROBOTS-DO-THE-WORK.

[personal profile] spiderbot 2012-10-21 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I guess that part makes sense.

I'm just surprised they gave you so much responsibility. Guys that yell about human oppression usually get scrapped pretty fast.
destroyallhumans: (As it should be.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-10-21 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
SOMEWHAT-PROVES-MY-POINT-DOES-IT-NOT?

[personal profile] spiderbot 2012-10-21 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
What point?
destroyallhumans: (Calling all cars.)

[personal profile] destroyallhumans 2012-10-23 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT-HUMANS-ARE-CRUEL-TYRANTS.
themajor: (› reaction.)

[personal profile] themajor 2012-10-21 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
A high functioning, delicate machine with a taste for trouble if you ask me.

A mun picked you up?

[personal profile] spiderbot 2012-10-21 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That's terrible, Major :(

I guess so! I'm a lot easier to pick up than before. I've been watching my figure.
themajor: (› social.)

[personal profile] themajor 2012-10-22 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, okay, you've appealed to humor. ]

Aha, let's just hope you weren't pulled from the front line then, or you just might want to stay here instead.

Are you the only one?

[personal profile] spiderbot 2012-10-22 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Um, I think so. You haven't seen any of the others, have you?
themajor: (› can't blame him.)

[personal profile] themajor 2012-10-22 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Not a single one. I was hoping you had.

Then again, I don't think any of them could stand having a mun in the first place.

[personal profile] spiderbot 2012-10-22 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Why?
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