voice testing like juice, possibly for ink_city's 4th wall

[smokeb0mbs]

Yo-o-o! Mun!
Okay, time to spill, what the cheese is happening over there? Yaknow, at that place I keep hearing about? Where someTHING is gonna happen soon?
You keep talking about how awesome it's gonna be, so whatever it is it sounds SERIOUSLY bruce! And I want in!
C'mon, anything's better on Halloween than chasing down my science teacher's husband's reanimated skeleton or dealing with radioactive candy zombies! ... Man, that sounds so weird saying it out loud.

Why are you even worried? This is THE NINJA you've got for a muse now, remember?
... My "Randyisms"? What the juice are you even talking about?

Alright alright, the Nomicon did say something yesterday about "To be without practice is to lose yourself", so... let's do it your way, and get practicing!

By the way, why'd the old guy with the yellow eyes and the ritzy suit think the name "Ninjanomicon" was "cute", anyway?

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[withportals]

[ You're going to that place? Oh boy. Good luck; says the look on her face. ]

[smokeb0mbs]

... What's with the look? Something I should know?

[withportals]

[ Oh yeah. She nods, and makes a particularly vague gesture. A lot. A lot a lot. You shouldn't----just expect the unexpected. ]

[smokeb0mbs]

[In return, he smirks.]

Heh, I fight robots and monsters on a school-day basis. Whatever it is, I think I can handle it.

[withportals]

[ Her eyebrows go up in an "OH REALLY" kind of expression. She starts counting on her fingers with a sarcastic look. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight? Eight. Ever fought eight robots, as she points downward, at one time? ]

[smokeb0mbs]

... Have I ever fought eight at once?

Yeah, I'm... pretty sure I have! I mean, probably, if they were little ones. I tend to get the big ones more, but hey, those gotta be at least as tough as eight, right?

[withportals]

[ She shakes her head, making a wide gesture. No kiddo. Eight big ones. ]

[big_laundry]

Ninjanomicon? That's a big name...nom...ninjanom...you know, it sounds like that big blue puppet from that kid's show.

"I will eat your broccoli ninja nom nom nom!"

[smokeb0mbs]

At least it's not something in Japanese I don't know how to pronounce. Still kind of easing into a lot of the lingo.

Doesn't he eat cookies? I mean, it's been a while, I'm in high school now, but...

[big_laundry]

No I'm pretty sure he eats vegetables now. I mean vegetables aren't that great, but he does it.

[smokeb0mbs]

What? That is SO wonk! What kid wants to watch a monster that eats vegetables?!

[UGH, RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD.]

[littledipper]

The..."Ninjanomicon"?

...I've met a video game character in real life, and even I think that name sounds a little bit...silly.

[smokeb0mbs]

Hey, it's not silly when it gives you EPICALLY SWEET ninja powers!

Wait, you met a video game character in real life? Dude, how'd you do that?!

[littledipper]

I'd be careful with those powers if I were you, supernatural powers tend to make people a bit nuts.

It's nothing special, I just kinda read a incantation written on a arcade machine and he just kinda...y'know, popped out.

[smokeb0mbs]

Yeah yeah, the whole going mad with power and turning over to the dark side thing, I know it. But that's never happened to The Ninja before, I think, so I doubt I'll be the first.

That's it? ... You don't by any chance, uh, remember that incantation, do you?

[littledipper]

No. But trust me dude, it's way more trouble than it's worth...

I still have the bruises to prove it.

[smokeb0mbs]

Oh c'mon! I won't make the same mistakes you did! ... Whatever those were!

[littledipper]

No can do, don't wanna risk it.

Besides, why do you need to meet someone from a video game anyway? Don't you have, ninja powers or something?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

You don't look like any turtle I've met.

[Then again Leo's the ONLY ninja she's met.]

[smokeb0mbs]

Hey, humans can be wickedly rad ninjas too! The position's not reserved for pizza-eating mutant reptiles!
... Not that I've got anything against mutant reptiles. [So long as they aren't his stank'd classmates.]
Or pizza. Could go for some right now, actually.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

You know? You're right Pizza sounds really good right now!

So does that mean if I wanted to I could be a minja too?

[smokeb0mbs]

Pizza is the cheese. Would you... wanna go get some?
Name's Randy, by the way. Randy Cunningham.

[He's glad that here, he doesn't have to be so secret about his secret identity, at least not to anyone who doesn't seem like a bad guy. Which means a lot more bragging.
Also, he... might be under the impression you're a hot college chick, Saft. Just an fyi.]

Uh, maybe? Where I'm from, The Ninja is chosen every four years. They protect the school and then after they graduate, a new one gets chosen. [At least he's pretty sure that's how it works.]
So I dunno, maybe you'd have to be chosen too! You think you got what it takes to be a ninja?

[He says with a bit of a teasing smirk.]

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Saft. Saft Goldenscale. [That's totally the kind of name a hot college chick would have right Randy?]

Four years doesn't seem like a long time though, I mean...what happens afterwards do you just get on with you life like "Hey did you know I was a ninja once?" seems anticlimactic if you ask me.

But yeah, I think I could handle being a ninja.

[smokeb0mbs]

Now THAT name is tight. "Goldenscale" is just about the BRUCEST last name I've ever heard!

[To him, yes. A rich one that goes to one of those really fancy and expensive universities or something too. ... Yeah he's a bit of an idiot sometimes.]

... Huh, never thought about it that way, but yeah, I guess? We probably just do go on with our lives like normal after we're done, though I did kinda... hear this one rumor...

Are you sure? It's pretty tough, you gotta fight evil robots all the time and destank everybody when they turn into monsters! Plus any other freaky stuff that happens, like mutant killer potatoes.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Well, He's kind of right at least. Back where she's from she does belong to a rather important and classy-ass family. Definitely not a hot university chick though.]

A rumor...?

To be honest that really doesn't sound too different than the stuff I'm used to...and as long as there isn't any mutant killer mushrooms involved I think I'd be a pretty good ninja.