mikalskiSo, let me get this straight.
[His voice is tight at first. At least, until he exhales a cloud of smoke too big for any normal human being's lungs.]
The plan is to pull me from the dramatic clutches of the end of the world and stick me in a bigger, suckier version of the place that killed all my friends.
...I'm... not sure I like your definition of irony. See, this is your problem- you're missing, like, the whole entire metaphor. It's a commentary on societal views changing the entertainment industry.
[He gesticulates absently with one hand, fingers tight around the lip of a joint.]
You're perpetuating the steady decline of an entire genre just by participating, but not just that, it's also kind of morally irresponsible. I gotta say, your life choices are p r e t t y questionable.
...Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go talk to that fish over there...