honeytoes: (not buying it)
[personal profile] honeytoes
Yeah just so you know ... I prefered the magical castle to the current craphole you've got me in.

Also you're a massive asshole.

(the box)

Jan. 11th, 2014 04:17 am
chemtech: (pic#7199782)
[personal profile] chemtech
Thanks for the mini-vacay. Asshole.

Did you have fun? I bet you did. Don't let it happen again or else - I'll just - I'm out. I'm out. Spend your free time torturing the kid and leave me alone.
honeytoes: (not buying it)
[personal profile] honeytoes
Yeah I know the internet problems were a real pain in the ass, but you know what? Shit happens.

Don't use that as an excuse for not finishing the app. The situation resolved itself a week ago. I don't do excuses kid ... I deal in results.
honeytoes: (Not buying it.)
[personal profile] honeytoes
Yeah sure we worked well together ... I'll get out the fucking confetti and marching band.

Why the attitude you ask? Oh I don't know ... maybe it's got something to do with the fact I'm still dead and the world went to shit.

So yeah go figure.

well damn.

Nov. 2nd, 2013 02:40 am
chemtech: (pic#6963506)
[personal profile] chemtech
Just - what - are you even doing? You know these late-night decisions never pan out well for you. Or anyone else involved, for that matter.

Look. I know you're excited - this could open up a whole new world of possibilities for you but - have you even stopped to think about how this would affect me?

...Of... course not...

Right.

I'll just - be over here. Bracing myself.
puppetdance: (don't touch my gingerbread house.)
[personal profile] puppetdance
You know, and there's a thing a guy like me can't be appreciative of in all this... this. You pick up a journal, you deck it all out in cards and whistles and other doodads assorted, you finally start to muster up the wherewithal to employ said cards and whistles and other doodads assorted, and now you're saying there's a choice? Between the here or there?

I'm gonna clue you in on a little secret, because there is no here or there. Well, there is, but not in that- I don't know, respect.

There's especially no there. Do not put the me back in the there. I like the here. Here here is a good here, but the other here isn't a bad here either, other than the ominous and overbearing soul-sucking part of the venture.

Do we have to play this game? Do this dance? Because I'm okay with the sitting venture.
unvirgin: (Default)
[personal profile] unvirgin
Why the username, exactly?

[ She pauses, for a moment, and then it clicks. ]

Oh, I get it. Because of the bite, right? Well, one of those things is less than true, and the other - may not be true forever. Ever think about that? Yeah.

But I don't know if it's such a good idea to put me back there. Are you sure they don't remember what happened last time?
professor_doggy: (Default)
[personal profile] professor_doggy
Did you have to remind me of that day? It was a damn nightmare to get those things back in their pens.

To say nothing about all the pains in the ass those keters caused.
honeytoes: (Paying attention)
[personal profile] honeytoes
So you're going to alter my physiology and have me running away from a hideous evil that wants to butcher everybody just because it'll be a laugh?

You do actually remember how the movie ended right? It wasn't all sunshine and fucking lollypops everybody died and the world ended...don't you think I've had enough of that shit to last me a lifetime?

mikalski: (I'mma take the girl in the front)
[personal profile] mikalski
So, let me get this straight.

[His voice is tight at first. At least, until he exhales a cloud of smoke too big for any normal human being's lungs.]

The plan is to pull me from the dramatic clutches of the end of the world and stick me in a bigger, suckier version of the place that killed all my friends.

...I'm... not sure I like your definition of irony. See, this is your problem- you're missing, like, the whole entire metaphor. It's a commentary on societal views changing the entertainment industry.

[He gesticulates absently with one hand, fingers tight around the lip of a joint.]

You're perpetuating the steady decline of an entire genre just by participating, but not just that, it's also kind of morally irresponsible. I gotta say, your life choices are p r e t t y questionable.


...Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go talk to that fish over there...
coolerwithamerman: (Default)
[personal profile] coolerwithamerman
You miss me? That's cute.

You know who I miss? The 7 something billion people that those kids killed just because they couldn't accept the order of the world..

My wife and my best friend included.
honeytoes: (No way!)
[personal profile] honeytoes
You're an absolute shit you know that?

Seriously...just don't even talk to me right now.
foolproofed: <user name=bushyeyebrows> (Now the government)
[personal profile] foolproofed

Now this shit is the crazy part. So I'm a pawn to some gods, who are in turn just creations of some script writer's brain. Did I say that right? People wonder why I smoke so much green--this place is pretty much a testament to why every person in this place should walk into the sweet, open arms of Mary Jane.

... I was puppeteer-ed by puppets. Everything was a false reality. Or something.

I dunno though, man. Taking a trowel to the back sure did feel real enough.

[...]


I don't have to put anything down! This is a present, from Marty to Marty. And--!! I'm gonna spread my good cheer to everyone who needs a puff, too. I'll show you guys; can't make us muses if we're stoned out of our minds. We'll be more like muses in the really cool traditional sense: super awesome sources of tripped-out inspiration. Lots of poetry that won't make sense later.

So help me god. Gods. Whatever.

coolerwithamerman: (chagrined)
[personal profile] coolerwithamerman
..Well what? Go on. Seriously. There's actually expendable income in your bank account. You could - you know - buy the movie.

Instead of having me bumming around.

Since what with the lawyer and the director hanging around you just can't get enough of your "evil corporations".
honeytoes: (So this is it.)
[personal profile] honeytoes
So lets get this straight...you want to remove the memories of the only stable, healthy relationship I ever had after three decades of working in that place?

Yes I'm well aware of the irony of having my mind fucked with after doing it so many of the kids over the years...I'm not stupid you ass, just arrogant.

[He sighs.]

You're just thinking up new ways to make me suffer aren't you?

...This is turning out to be a lot like a marriage.

except without the sex.
honeytoes: (We are live.)
[personal profile] honeytoes
Yeah the new icons are a nice touch and all that but that's not what I'm pissed at you for.

Just don't send me to that goddamn castle!

Do you know what’s fucking going on there? People are being dismembered by some strange supernatural entity.

Don't you think that hits a little close to home with me? You selfish little prick.
coolerwithamerman: (...no sir. I do not doubt you.)
[personal profile] coolerwithamerman
...Everything that I did I did for a reason. Everything. There's no real...there's nothing to be redeemed for I...

Oh what you're going to pour the hate on me because I made a few bets? I really don't see how that's fair, how is that any different from you and your obsessive watching of "Hotel Hell" or "Kitchen Nightmares"?

..That's right. You like to watch people suffer. And so what if you do? Life. Sucks. But it's all people have got, it's not something dangerous it's a defense mechanism. Would you rather spend it focused on what you don't have or transfer your pain to a bunch of kids who turn into wolves and fall off hospital rooftops because some guy in a flying blue box can't save them? [stare. frown] that's how it works right?

None of it is really real you know. [disassociation much Hadley?] And I mean honestly that's the kind of attitude you have to take. Otherwise you get obsessed. Those guys in those books and tv shows for instance? Those guys are suffering and you're sitting there spouting "life ruiner" and "feels" [Yes, Bradley Whitmore just said "feels".] Sooner or later, you start posting gifs of the stuff, dissecting it, sending pictures to your friends. [in a mimicking tone] oh my god did you see what he did to that guy. He just cut him right in half but they were secret lovers and I can't cope. I can't cope you guys, my ship, my feels-oh god I can't wait for the next episode he just looked up and he was covered in his blood and it was so sad. ...But did you help the guy? Or girl. Or pair of guys and girls?

[in tones that drip acid] Oh wait, you do that already don't you. Post pictures and shit. Just not with wolves falling off the tops of hospitals or whatever people are watching. Fuck off about redemption. If you want me to be redeemed, you need to do it first.
honeytoes: (Explaining face)
[personal profile] honeytoes
Kid it’s not like I can't understand.

You saw what we were doing on the big screen and probably think it was so "cool" working for the facility, but in reality you have no idea.

You don't know the hardships we had to go through, preparing each ritual, selecting the victims and cleaning up after whatever the fuck they had awoken.

Do you think we enjoyed it? We didn't. We just pushed aside all moral objections because we saw the bigger picture. We did what we had to do for the world to keep turning each day.

Just put me to one side and get on with your other games.

Oh and the username?...what the fuck is up with that?
and32cents: (Oh yeah?)
[personal profile] and32cents
You know what? NO! We're NOT doing that again. It's bad enough you insist on watching all this stuff with that guy that looks like me. But THAT? Why did it have to be THAT?! Nuh-uh! We're DONE!
sharkjumpfail: (pic#4035469)
[personal profile] sharkjumpfail
Looking for something to read, huh? Try Finnegans Wake. The neologistic multilingual puns are absolutely incredible. Yeah, it's a difficult one, and most of it sounds like something Joyce pulled out his ass, but give it a go. Worst case scenario is that you might actually learn something. Besides, quote it in your lit lectures and everyone's going to assume you're a genius.

Or, y'know, that you're batshit insane for actually reading Joyce's work and trying to make sense of it.