On new icons and the possibility of going to Paradisa.

[honeytoes]

Yeah the new icons are a nice touch and all that but that's not what I'm pissed at you for.

Just don't send me to that goddamn castle!

Do you know what’s fucking going on there? People are being dismembered by some strange supernatural entity.

Don't you think that hits a little close to home with me? You selfish little prick.

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[undeadpan]

Why? Were you the one doing the dismembering?

[honeytoes]

No…nothing like that.

[He sighs.]

To cut a long story short...imagine the worst monsters from your deepest darkest nightmares invading your workplace and butchering all your friends and co-workers.

That’s what happened.

omg you're back. omg omg.

[coolerwithamerman]

...What a little shit. Seriously.

Hello again!

[honeytoes]

Yeah I've made my feelings abundantly clear on the matter.

He saw what happened on the big screen. He even bought the dvd to keep events fresh in the memory. He's well aware of what went down and what I went through...what we all went through.

Yet he still wants to get me out there and perform like a fucking dancing bear. He figures if I get out there I'll become more...at peace with everything.

[He calms down...what's the point of getting angry when your world has ended?]

So how are things working out for you and your...situation?

Re: Hello again!

[coolerwithamerman]

How the hell is that going to bring you peace? Some kind of "work through your pain crap?"

[Hadley. your casual racisim. Why. D: Your writer despairs of you.

At the mention of situations however he looks a little annoyed.]

I was going to be apped to one of the regular games, but she sort of decided against it.

Re: Hello again!

[honeytoes]

I don't know man. Some kind of "end of one life, beginning of another" hippy adage he's picked up from somewhere.

[Sighing.]

What made her change her mind?

[He's asking out concern for his friend and for any helpful hints to get him out of his current situation.]

[coolerwithamerman]

The game she wanted to bring me to! And can we talk about how fucked up it is they call them games? One of her other...denizens?...basically makes the dolls look like a kid's show. [You remember the dolls right man? Creepy masks, like to tie people up and light them on fire] They like to call them games.

[honeytoes]

Toying with peoples existance in the name of fun...and we're supposed to be the bad guys in the eyes of some people?

At least our acts had a higher purpose.

[He rubs his chin with his hands at the mention of the dolls.]

Oh man, I remember the dolls. They did the job for us back in 2008, but god that cleanup operation afterwards was just a nightmare.

[coolerwithamerman]

Lighting an entire group of kids on fire and forgetting to tie them up. [He shakes his head] It was a pain in the ass.

[honeytoes]

Just goes to show...it is possible to be the darkest, most evil entity ever released into the world and yet still be a total dumbass at the same time.

[coolerwithamerman]

They were our kids, but there were a lot of them that were just plain dumb.

[He looks a little sad at that] Also i've been thinking. Mermen? Not so great.

[honeytoes]

They were like family but Jesus Christ yes they were.

I used to hate it whenever the dismemberment goblins were summoned. It was like having to work with two murderous ten year olds with attention deficit disorder.

[Sitterson gives his friend a sympathetic look.]

I did tell you...you should never meet your heroes dude.

[coolerwithamerman]

Do you know who I liked working with? The dragonbat. And Kevin. Kevin at least paid attention, even willing to come back if he was asked.

[Hadley lets out a sad little sigh] I know dude. Did you at least go out in a blaze of glory?

[honeytoes]

He did, and he was tidy too. Clean-up teams were usually done within an hour...two at the most.

[Ah the question he didn't really want to hear. As far as deaths go it was pretty fucking embarrassing.

He coughs and clearly looks uneasy.]

Not...exactly.

[coolerwithamerman]

Let me pour you a cup of coffee man.

[Hadley is awesome at this] Was it one of ours or...one of them?

[honeytoes]

[He sighs before sitting down. This was the first time Sitterson was actually dealing with his own demise since he came here, rather than focusing the demise of the world.]

It was her...The virgin.

She stabbed me with that fucking trowel as we bumped into each other downstairs.

She got startled...thought I was one of the monsters.