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[ex_selfinserting471]

The ridiculous amounts of anti-swag sleeze cooties on this ring almost makes me want to pitch it.
The irony is that this, too, is of my own creation, which subsequently makes it great.
Where my Vriskas at.
Even the shitty ones.

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[manipul8]

You rang????????

I expected nothing less of you

[ex_selfinserting471]

Oh great, just on time!
Except this time you can't run away or punch me in the face. Or any other part of my body, especially the sensitive ones.

[manipul8]

W8, what?
Mun informs me that I'm from a too-early canon point to understand what the hell you're going on a8out, 8ut the creep vi8e is pretty 8ad.
8ack off, punk. If future Vriska wanted to kick you in the nuts, I pro8a8ly do too.

[horseystyle]

[ex_selfinserting471]

I RESCUED YOU.

[horseystyle]

それは救助だったのですか？

It was a rescue?

[captor_twin]

wow iim kiind of thankful that iim 2ort of out of your fiield of iinfluence

[ex_selfinserting471]

My flock has been scattered and took a left turn at the traffic light.
I'm going to assume there's another one named "Sol".

[captor_twin]

well 2omebody can u2e context clue2
but yeah we are brother2
mo2t of our a2pect2 from the guy you created are 2pliit between u2 though
liike that 2hiit regardiing vrii2ka happened wiith 2ol

[truffulacide]

[you know, you could be talking about an insidious plot to destroy the world as we know it and Once-ler still wouldn't care. he has his eye on one thing and one thing alone.]

What the heck are you doing with my suit?!

[ex_selfinserting471]

I make this shit look good.

[ That's really all their is to it. ]

[truffulacide]

Green isn't very slimming for a pumpkin, buddy. That's the last thing you'd wanna wear.

Aren't you trying to impress some girl, too?

[caligulas_aquarium]

no longer the wworst character in homestuck
canon
as
FUCK

[ex_selfinserting471]

You're welcome.

[caligulas_aquarium]

noww all you gotta do is wwrite me back into the story

[horse_lover]

D --> I feel like I sh001d say something
D --> Why?

[ex_selfinserting471]

Because of your inability to ignore the presence and subsequently cater to a higher power.
But mostly because your mun wants you to suffer.

[punkdesce]

beach you so lame

[ex_selfinserting471]

Beach I created you.

[punkdesce]

and thats as cool as yer ever gonna get

[dirty_pool]

HONK

[ex_selfinserting471]

Shit!

[dirty_pool]

Taking the scary WOLF'S HEAD, the demon attempts to smash it in your face like he was THE DEVIL with a copy of HUNK RUMP.

[docfoul]

Shoo.

[ex_selfinserting471]

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