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He misses someone and is embarrassed about it
OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! SHUT IT!! W-WILL YOU SHUT IT ALREADY?!!! G-Go work on your fuckin’ askblog or your homework, you brat of a mun!!! You're seriously starting to piss me off!!! For the last time, I DON’T FUCKING MISS UNGARN!!! I don’t miss her!!! [Yes, you do, Gilbert, DON’T LIE.]
UGRYAAAAAAAHHH!!! WHAT LIE?!!! Y-YOU'RE THE FUCKING LIAR HERE!! YOUR WORDS ARE MEANINGLESS FROM HERE ON!!! SHUT UP!! THEY WON'T REACH MY EARS!!! SHUT IT!! [You misss herr~ You miiiiiiiss her~ You should kis--]
KEH!!! Y-YOU’RE DISGUSTING!! Y-Y-YOU’RE REALLY DISGUSTING!! Like fucking hell I miss that dirty hairy and violent barbarian!! Ahhh damn it, a guy like me is happiest alone!!! I don’t need her or anyone else’s company!! AT ALL!!! Don’t even open your mouth!!! End of discussion!! N-Now shut the hell up before someone hears or something!! SHUT IT!!!!!
UGRYAAAAAAAHHH!!! WHAT LIE?!!! Y-YOU'RE THE FUCKING LIAR HERE!! YOUR WORDS ARE MEANINGLESS FROM HERE ON!!! SHUT UP!! THEY WON'T REACH MY EARS!!! SHUT IT!! [You misss herr~ You miiiiiiiss her~ You should kis--]
KEH!!! Y-YOU’RE DISGUSTING!! Y-Y-YOU’RE REALLY DISGUSTING!! Like fucking hell I miss that dirty hairy and violent barbarian!! Ahhh damn it, a guy like me is happiest alone!!! I don’t need her or anyone else’s company!! AT ALL!!! Don’t even open your mouth!!! End of discussion!! N-Now shut the hell up before someone hears or something!! SHUT IT!!!!!
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Ah--
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[hungary. pls. he can see your ass]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OIIIIIIIII!!!!!! THEEE HEEELLL AREEEE YOOOUUU DOOOIINNGGGG????!!! [SWIPES FOR IT!!!]
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'THE HELL KINDA DISGUSTING SHIT JUST CAME OUTTA YOUR MOUTH?????!!
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HAHA! YOU GOT A CRUSH ON MISS HUNGARY~! [And that's that.]
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Kesesesese!! What was that?!!! "HAHAA, KICK MY ASS, PRUSSIA?!"
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Dude, do you have hearin' problems or somethin'? I said ya got a crush.
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DO NOT!!! That's just my annoying fuckin' mun assuming things on her own!!! Now stop saying shit like that!! Last chance before the already pissed me makes you cry and beg for mercy on the floor, so watch it!!
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Why should I? 'Sides, what's wrong with havin' a crush?
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KEH!! WHAT'S WRONG IS SAYING THERE'S A CRUSH WHEN THERE ISN'T!! Open up these useless ears and listen the hell up! I'm only telling you once! [pull pull yank yank]
Stop running your mouth on two people you're too fucking little to know anything about, got it?! Mind your business on your side of the world for once, before you regret it!!
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[...pours an extra glass of wine]
[pushes it over]
[no eye contact if there's no eye contact it's not
gayweird]no subject
[He's unsure whether he should sink deeper into shame or be touched at your no homo gesture]
[Accepts]
[downs it in one g--CHOKE--COUGH COUGH EVERYTHINGDOWNTHEWRONGPIPE SPUTTER COUGH--slams it down. Nothing happened there, you didn't see that. No eye contact. No gay.]
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[just going to leave the bottle on the table, yeah, and maybe send for some reinforcements]
[zero emotional balls touching, here]
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[man, u r a true blue bro, Austria]
[the manilest bro he has]
[i mean if france was here, they'd probably be kissing already]
[but you don't play, you keep shit straight and leave your manhood in one piece]
[He owes you one, man. Tru respect.]
[he'll take that bottle gratefully, even though anything from your place is shitty]
[Kinda wants a brohug with some haircurl/
asscheekpulling, but he'll restrain himself to keep the testosterone level at the height you've set it at]no subject
[don't make it weird he's just trying to mourn the passing of an era and a rly fine ass by getting fucked up in the company of someone who in another age could have been considered his archnemesis dang]
[he's about halfway to slizzerd maybe he should... say... something]
I don't... miss the singing. Couldn't carry a tune with, with handles.
[that'll do, more drinking time]
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[but you win, surprised look from him.]
...'the hell? How much have you been drinking?! You sound like you're around the corner to fucked up ville! [sipsip. Why do you carry wine and not beer? You're so pretentious. This feels inappropriate. One does not drown their sorrows with classy ass wine]
I don't miss any of her!! Keh!! at all!![bigboy gulps now.]
If you didn't like the singing, why always play for her?!
[He's curious. He thinks Hungary can sing! maybe he should take your wine from you and save u from yourself, but no, carry on, sir. Carry on]
( :U )
Yelling so loudly in denial of a certain subject will make anyone think the exact opposite of what you are protesting.
Especially when your face is as red as an apple.
/FANGIRL SCREEAAMS INTO THE SUN
YOU!!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!!! [SHOCK. SHOCK. HE THOUGHT HE WAS SAFE FROM YOUR INCESSANT NAGGING AT LEAST HERE]
N-N-NO ONE ASKED YOU SO SHUT IT!! LIKE HELL MY FACE IS RED!! [T-Though it does feel awfully hot rn... but NOT 'CAUSE OF HUNGARY. He's still shouting at the top of his lungs isn't he? Maybe if he shouts enough people will get confused and forget why they're even here]
( /SMOTHERS IN HUGS )
Is it just me, or has your face gotten even redder? Gods, just admit it to yourself already. There is not any shame in admitting that you covet someone. You are acting like a child. I really wish to see the day you grow up just a little bit.
I cannot believe I share a name with a man in such denial of his surroundings. How DO you live with yourself?
/BIGBEARHUGGGGGSSSSFORYOUU /ROCKS YOU BACK AND FORTHHH
It's you!! It's absolutely you!!! AND-- HRRRRYGUUUUGK!!! [DRY HEAVES RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU]
KYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!!!! [DISTRESSED. REALLY DISTRESSED. YOU SAID THE C WORD. YOU SAID IT. YOU SAID IT AND ATTACHED IT TO HUNGARY OF ALL PEOPLE OH GOD, OH MAN, OH CHRIST, HE HAS THE HEEBIE JEEBIES NOW. HE HAS THEM]
W-W-WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING, OLD MAN?! HYURCKK!! I-I can't handle this shit!! I'm gonna fucking throw up!! Covet?!!! Ungarn!?!!! How the hell do YOU live with YOURSELF, SPEWING DISGUSTING SHIT EVERYDAY?!!! D-Daaaaaaaaaamn iiiit!! I'm getting a cold sweat!! Ahh!! I'm gonna fucking faint if you don't fuck off!!! That's how disgusted I am right now!! My shock levels are 10,000%!!!
( /sQUEAKY nOISES, HaNDS ALL OVER FacE )
Of cqourse it is ME, who else--[Oh, the look of disgust on the 'Second Player's face when the other starts dry-heaving like that. Taking a step backward, so as the loud, obnoxious twat doesn't toss up on his well-kept shoes.]
Will you cease with your incessant drama?? You cannot honestly be feeling sick over a single WORD, can you?
If your Ungarn is anything like mine, then you should only be pleased that you covet her so close! Unless, given that she is from YOUR world, she is some sort of loud, obnoxious child as well!
Keh.
[He turns his head, giving his 'other half' a disgusted look.]
At least I am MAN enough to speak that of what I feel, instead of yelling loud enough to permanently deafen those within a foot of your loudspeaker of a mouth!
//TAKES YOU TO BED WITHH MEE /STRANGLES GENTLY OUT OF LOVEEE
It's not drama!!! It's justified outrage at a fuckin' offensive word threatening my too cool image!! CAN TOO!! A-AND--[Pauses to look around]
DAMN STRAIGHT SHE IS!! K-Knowing her, she'd feel just as sick, if not a hundred times more!! And she'll be a fucking ass about it!! Keh! I'm getting constipated just thinking about it!!! A misunderstanding like this, I won't live down for ten years!! No!! Ten thousand years!! A MILLION!! SO SHUT IT!!! [Twitch, twitch DID YOU JUST QUESTION HIS MANHOOD]
T-THAT'S IT!!! IF THIS ISN'T SPEAKING ON WHAT I FEEL, THEN TAAAAAAAAAASTE THIIIIIS!!!! [FLIPS YOUR NASTY ASS HAIR INTO YOUR FACE]
( /STRANGLED. GENTLY. DON'T KNOW IF WANTasdfhgtrfg )
Then if you are angry, simply get angry! Threatening to lose the contents of your stomach in front of someone is both disgusting and not to mention entirely rude. I do not need to deal with your godawful stench as well as your voice!
[Ah, for a moment he looks almost calm, thinking about that all too clearly. These 'First Player' individuals were weird! His own Ungarn was a sweet and gentle Lady! Therefore it would only make sense that this guy's Ungarn would be... Well. Not.]
[And look.
He almost started to sympathize with you, having thought about the Logic in the situation.
BUT THEN YOU HAD TO GO AND TOUCH HIM.]
How dare you--[He looks appalled, and is going to attempt to grab his double in a headlock, a glare on his face.]
[Echo from a far corner, your oh so loving mun warbles, 'Now kiiiisssssss'.]
((hai gais))
/LETS GO SO U SURVIVE ANOTHER DAY
[YOU MADE HIM MAD OF COURSE HE IS GOING TO PUT HIS HANDS ON YOU. Would be on guard but your mun and his mun being stupid distracts him]
KEH!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO EVEN SA--[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnd HEADLOCK'D]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! OIIIIIIIII!! [STRUGGLING. IMMEDIATELY. Flail, flail flail SUPER EMBARRASSED YOU EVEN GOT HIM RN]
LGGO!!! [HE IS GOING TO DESTROY YOU. LET GO!! YOU ARE GOING TO AGE HIM, HE FEELS YOUR POOR ATTITUDE AGING HIM. Immediately gets his pinchy fingers on your sides! Pinch! Pinch!]
///EXHALES LIKE WHOA THAT WAS A LONG TIME TO HOLD BREATHfdksfskgf
[I have a haiiirbrush you can uuuuuuse!]
I would do my very BEST to ignore such cries from the sidelines, as you are only going to get distracted and allow yourself to be caught unawares! [He announced with a sort of self-assured smile on his face--an expression not usually gracing his face, but hey. There was a time and a place.]
Dear lord on earth you are NOISY no matter what situation you are in--
[And then the pinching starts. The 'Second Player' lets out a VERY MANLY yelp, jerking to the side, using his other hand to attempt to catch the other's pinching fingers.]
CEASE THIS---INCESSANT FOOLISHNESS--
[He yelps, finally letting go of the other's head in order to escape. Ugh, of all the nerve--]