olympics & update.

[alphaing]

did i miss something
like why the fuck was voldemort attacked by a thousand mary poppins and why didnt he eviscerate them on the spot
since when are storybooks anything to do with sweaty people in lycra striding around to show off their sweaty athletic ass cracks
what was everyone watching seriously the olympics or a bad trip courtesy of the latest mind rapist intent on touching all our no no secret places
here sweet thing breathe in this chloroform oh check it out britain just set fire to the actual rain
jesus
moving on to the update because we both have better things to wonder about
anyone else feel like catching a mcflurry now
that much red and green looks like me and tz were slurrying our way to our first hideous child
all aboard the vomiting spiral train keep your hands and stomach inside the bar if you can
or just empty them on the pages
not as if you could actually ruin those outfits

Comments

[nitidus]

Verbose as usual, I see.

[alphaing]

you just cant stay away can you
i bet youve written fifty pages of gay porn since those tight page speedos were forever canonized into our skulls

[nitidus]

Absolutely not. You know me, Lycra is a sirens call! I must admit, however, that I am quite preoccupied at my current location trying to "hook you up". I missed the ceremony almost entirely.

[alphaing]

oh my god
who are the candidates
since i cant stop you from screwing up my life you may as well go into detail
its not like im not suffering with just my imagination on hand
what rose lalonde considers date material should be confined to the u-bends on derse

[nitidus]

The spectrum is wide open. Anyone showing an interest is required to write a minimum six hundred word essay on why they think you are "dope" and how "choice" your ass is.

[alphaing]

you know me so well

[nitidus]

You weren't happy, there. I don't which part of it you found tasteful. Perhaps it was the bidding joke? Or the array of attractive photos I listed to your potential suitors? Who knows!
How have you been, Dave?

[alphaing]

whoa hold up what photos
godammit rose
give me names or im throwing you out of the strider-lalonde family forever and into lord englishs bad breath ray

[nitidus]

I do wish you would stop disowning me. Here, if you are so concerned.

[consider8]

I tried to follow that, 8ut I'm afraid I could not manage after the mention of hideous troll-human children.

[alphaing]

its pretty xxx rated not gonna lie
hide your dead eyes

[consider8]

Oh. [chuckles]

No, that is not what I meant.
I was stating that as a point of reference to when I was no longer a8le to understand that logic.
I am quite used to some lewdness.
The universe pretty much has "something going on" all the time, if you know where to look.

[alphaing]

are you troll rose

[consider8]

Do you want me to 8e, Dave?

I suppose would 8e the appropriate response to that.
Though the 8eleagured sexual tension I could do without.

[alphaing]

jesus christ you are
im so out
consider the knight of time officially retired

[consider8]

I was teasing.

Though to 8e fair, I think I predate you 8oth 8y just a tad.
It would 8e more appropriate to say that Rose is a troll me.
If I were to care a8out such distinctions.
Which I suppose I don't.

[alphaing]

rose isnt a troll
not in the new age bullshit aliens are real way of putting it
overly verbose harpy yes thats always relevant
who are you

[l1ck1ng]

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[alphaing]

shit sounds legit

are you talking about all the spandex
i have no idea where they want us to look and where is out of bounds
theyve broke the rules
broke all of them

[l1ck1ng]

L34V3S NOTH1NG TO TH3 1M4G1N4T1ON
MY TONGU3 GOT W4Y TOO UP 4ND P3RSON4L W1TH BODY P4RTS 1 H4D NO 1NT3R3ST 1N

[alphaing]

ahahahaha
priceless
did they taste of sweaty desperation and unfulfilled dreams

[l1ck1ng]

T4ST3D L1K3 1 N33D SOM3 N4CHOS

[alphaing]

the places my mind just went

[l1ck1ng]

TO W4SH TH3 S1GHT 4W4Y, D4V3!!!

[alphaing]

yeah sure nachos libre
whatever you say
who are you trying to convince
not me
nope