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[fuzzyboots]

Who would call me away when Asgard lies at the brink of annihilation at the hands of that beast?

Should I find the one responsible, I shall strangle. Speak now, who summons Loki in a moment of such grave urgency?

...Surely not you?. Your countenance is unfamiliar. Do you even know me aught?

Have we met?

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[barebacking]

A beast?

[fuzzyboots]

A creature of power nigh immeasurable.

I...had not intended this.

[barebacking]

Then I think it best that you be called away.

[fuzzyboots]

You understand nothing.

[barebacking]

I understand that I'd like you to be safe.

[snaketrap]

[ He is unimpressed. For a number of reasons, the first one starting with 'Loki'. The second one -- well, there will be more to follow surely. Yet the 'brink of annihilation' intrigues him, 'that beast' follows.

But if this Loki was like he, then he would tread softly for now. Understand, listen, observe. But ever losing that edge to his calm voice, how could he? ]

Tis a mortal. No trouble for you, of course.

[fuzzyboots]

A mortal, certainly. And one possessing of poor judgment.

[snaketrap]

Is not that their defining quality? What haste have you to return?

[fuzzyboots]

Have I not already explained my urgency?

I shall not repeat myself, open thine ears and learn to listen.

[snaketrap]

You have, filling a memory I know not of. No beast had ravished the eternal lands, and thus [ my question - and further he questions whether at this point he would care that Asgard fall. ]

[fotlenke]

[ Bursts out laughing and falls to the floor ]

The helmet! The helmet!

[fuzzyboots]

.....Quite.

[fotlenke]

Excuse me, Mr. Frog was it? Kindly direct me to Muppet Land. I appear to be lost, and it would be an honor if Kermit the Frog were to direct me!

[ ow, laughing hurts ]

[fuzzyboots]

Ah, if it be Muppet Land then the realm you seek lies far beyond the veil of this world.

To reach the place, turn yourself about, and walk as many paces as you are able. Remove yourself, forthwith, from my presence and do not stop until you've gone as far as the moon. Preferably further.

[fotlenke]

[ gaining control of breathing. okay. ]

Why do people fear you? Tony Stark was correct. Rock of Ages indeed.

[lunging]

You'll find that they call us away at the most inopportune of moments.

[fuzzyboots]

I can hardly fathom a time worse than this.

[lunging]

Just because it seems unfathomable does not mean worse cannot occur, does it?

[fuzzyboots]

How often might a disaster exceed even my imagination?

[lunging]

Did you foresee what is happening to you now?

welp, I am totally obligated to reply to this

[dusk_and_dawn]

This is a place beyond time, trickster.

[fuzzyboots]

[Ignoring that tone]

Fair Balder, what of Asgard?

[dusk_and_dawn]

What of it? Dust. Nothing more. And at your hands, I need not add.

[Though he just did. Strangely enough, his tone is still neutral or at least nothing more than tight.]

[fuzzyboots]

It is....dust?

[Last thing he remembers is accidentally causing the Sentry to. Well. Eat it. So to speak. He hadn't meant to see Asgard destroyed.]

[dusk_and_dawn]

[He sighs.]

I do not believe you when you act surprised or claim you had no such intent, Loki. I am done believing you.