villain!au Steph Brown. help what am I doing

[thephix]

No, I don't think so, mundane.

While I'm flattered that you've taken the time to think me up, give me a name, a journal and some lovely icons, I'd like to point out how much of a terrible idea this is. It's bad enough putting up with those silly boys whining about how mean I am in my own world. It'll be twice as bad when they're expecting me to be a good little girl.

Anyway, what exactly do you think you're going to do with me? No one wants to play with the villain, and I do get lonely.

Why don't we skip to the part where you find the next shiny thing to entertain yourself with, and I can go back to robbing Gotham blind?

Deal? Deal.

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[demon_brat]

So I see... still a girl, and still a blunder.

[thephix]

Oh, that's sweet. You've already made a judgement of my skills without knowing anything about me. I'm almost flattered you've given me so much thought.

[STEPHANIE HE IS TEN WHAT R U DOING]

[demon_brat]

Oh, I wasn't talking about your skills, though I can judge those, too.

*well, HE refuses to acknowledge that he's ten, why should she?*

[wholenewstory]

[Cass is just looking very sad at you, Steph.]

[thephix]

Really, the puppy dog eyes? Do I look that easy to convince?

[wholenewstory]

Not trying. Just...

[She shakes her head.]

I don't like it. That we're...enemies. For you.

[astronomer]

Who says no one wants to play with the villain?

[thephix]

Just speaking from experience. Well, unless the villain puts out, but that's an entirely different can of worms.

[astronomer]

Well. I am sorry you've had such a lot of bad luck.

[harleykins]

I'll play with ya! I think you're plenty fun this way! We should hang out an' pull a few heists an' kidnap some people. You know, wreak some havoc an' stuff. Whaddya say?

[thephix]

Harleen, I'll admit that you're adorable, but I try to keep a distance from the genuine psychopaths.

Plus you never really liked me much after I put a bullet in the Joker's head.

[robinspoiling]

Please don't tell me you're the Cluemaster.

[thephix]

Do you even need to ask? Daddy dearest was a failure and an asshole, as if I'd take up his name.

[joiedeviolet]

All villains sound the same everywhere apparently.

[thephix]

Hello, Miss Bishop. I'm actually a little hurt, I like to think I'm slightly better than your run of the mill crook.

[grotesquely]

Running with the lunatics only makes you more easily accessible.

Good or bad, I'll always have a spot saved just for you.

[thephix]

I do hope that spot's somewhere on your throat. It'll go nice with the line the garrot left.

[3rdsonofbatman]

(For a brief flicker of a moment, maybe two, Tim's expression is brooding and sad. I've lost another one...

Of course, then it becomes a glare - one Steph's seen for years, so if you didn't see his earlier look did he really make it?)

...At least you didn't choose your father's moniker.

[thephix]

[Oh, she sees it. Isn't that delightful?]

Is that all you have to say to me, really? Try harder, Robin.

[secondchances]

Well, this is moderately alarming.

[thephix]

Only moderately? I think I'm hurt.

[thesuperego]

I wouldn't say no one. [ He's interested. ]

Then again, I'm not even supposed to know who you are.

[thephix]

[Tim gets a bright smile that only looks a little predatory]

That's alright, we can just think of it as a fresh start. We can get to know each other without worrying about silly little things like threatened prison sentences and long rap sheets.

AU things? ...also spoilers? D:

[everythingyoustoodfor]

Pointless thievery.

I have no plans to see tdkr, so spoilers are fine

[thephix]

No, pointless thievery would be, say, stealing money just to set it on fire.

Try again.