Muse is unimpressed upon seeing TDKR

[femmemostfatal]

Catwoman huh?

Here's the thing. Her or me. That's your option.

There's only room for one person like me and her in the prison you call a 'headspace'.

And as for that gated community you're looking to send me to I would be aware that there's never been a trap I haven't gotten myself out of yet. You're just giving me a challenge here.

Comments

[spittake]

It might be biased of me, but you are tougher. [Hey being able to out run his other half, Bruce would admit if he was crude, that you have balls of steel Nat.]

[femmemostfatal]

[Aluminium, Bruce, balls of aluminium.]

True. I have the benefit of age but a desperate woman with the right skills set is a dangerous one. I know.

[therealgenius]

I vote Catwoman.

[femmemostfatal]

Are those new glasses?

[A reminder that she will hurt you in a heartbeat.]

[therealgenius]

Not really. Got them in prison. From SHIELD.

[TOO MANY NATASHAS WHO ALL HATE HIS GLASSES]

[femmemostfatal]

[BECAUSE THEY'RE FUGLY AS HELL JUSTIN. YOU'RE RICH. BUY YOURSELF SOME NICE GLASSES.]

[She's just gonna smirk.]

Must have ganked them off a dead guy. How lucky that you have the same prescription.

[therealgenius]

[HE HAS SPECIAL EYES

HE HAS A SPECIAL RX

HE CAN'T HELP IT]

No—what? These are the fucking Versace of glass brands, thank you very much.

[femmemostfatal]

[YEAH JUSTIN. REAL 'SPECIAL'. JUST LIKE YOUR MOM SAID.]

You think dead dictators don't wear Versace?

[She's mindfucking him of course but it's fun to do so.]

...so his "dad" read comic books... so he could 4th wall, but only if you're OK with it

[teenagebadboy]

Sounds like competition.

4th wall away dude!

[femmemostfatal]

No competition. I used to be just like her. Been there, done that and got the novelty t-shirts.

[teenagebadboy]

Cocky. [Raises an eyebrow]

Isn't she just a comic book hero though? Think I've heard of her.

[femmemostfatal]

No.

She's real. Don't you watch the news?

[teenagebadboy]

I don't watch the news that much but I'm pretty sure it would be common knowledge if a psychotic thief in cat dress would run about. Which it isn't. I've only seen Catwoman mentioned in comic books.

[arches]

Hey, challenges are what keeps this fun. Gives you a chance to stretch your legs, at least.

[femmemostfatal]

I'm already stuck in one rat-trap, isn't that enough?

[arches]

And you'd rather stay trapped with, who was it? Oh yeah. Catwoman.

[femmemostfatal]

Obviously not, Clint.

She hasn't found her way to Bete Noire yet but I figure it's a waiting game until she finds her way there.

[arches]

Don't worry. I'm sure you'll still be the most popular.

[gothamscop]

What do you have against her?

[femmemostfatal]

She reminds me of a young woman I used to know.

[arcofiron]

Can't we just agree you're both somewhat cool and leave it at that?

[femmemostfatal]

[Eyebrow raise.]

This isn't about being 'cool' Stark.

[arcofiron]

Well why not? I thought everything was.

[femmemostfatal]

Not everyone is you.

[arcofiron]

They should. The world would be a better place