dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: parks and recreation

So, let me get this straight, this place you want to send me...not only would it be filled with people, but all of my personal information would be stored where anyone could access it? And there would be no steak?

[A long pause.]

No.

breakfastfood

[ Ron Swanson does not rant -- not easily, anyway, and while he is tempted, now, he has a semi-strict, 100-word policy on conversations, if he can help it. It's less for people that have already managed to grate on his nerves. Sending him to some freak show on a distant planet is a pretty big step in the wrong direction, mundane, so make it good. ]

Explain. You have five seconds.

[ Did I forget to mention there's no income taxes there? ]

...You now have five minutes.

burtmacklin

"Where's April? ... And everybody else? Looks like I'm not in Pawnee anymore."

"I have no idea what this place is."

aggressiveapathy

God, just shut up already. It's just me here and it'll be just me in Narnia Hell or Orphan Murder Ville or whatever the machine throws us at next. So the apps are closing soon for a couple months or a million years or something. It's not like it matters. Ron and Leslie are too smart and Andy too beautiful and everyone else too dumb to end up here, anyway.

swanson

[ . . . ]

No.

mrsjoebiden

Why is Dreamwidth RP right for me? ... Really, I can't think of a better place for me to be. Besides the Parks department. And also, the White House. So maybe it's the third best place for me to be.

There is a desperate, desperate need for organizing large groups of people in RP, and I have shown time and time again that I am organized and a people person. All you'd need to do is go to one of my public forums to see that. Just... if you go, try to stay on topic. We've had enough people asking about the raccoon problem this month, even though we devoted three whole forums to that already.

Does it matter that my player hasn't even finished the second season? Of course not! The people here need a leader, and I, Leslie Knope, elect myself to be the first President of Dreamwidth RP. Well, I'll cast a vote, anyway. I only get one vote.

talltyrionlannister

Yeah, what a great idea. The last time Ben Wyatt did something without knowing what the hell he was doing turned out great!

Said nobody, ever.

snakeholes

Wow. Yeah. That's like, so totally great. I'm so glad you're having a nice time. Really. Your happiness means, you know, the world to me and stuff.

But if you say the words "Tony" and "Stark" in the same sentence one more time? I'm going to wear your voicebox as a very stylish hat.

Cool. I'm just so ecstatic that we had this talk.

literallythebestusername

I could not begin to express my honor and, frankly, delight that is unparalleled in the realm of human emotions. That you would consider me as a muse worthy of taking to another world is beyond any wonder I can express.

But there's something to be said for your extraordinarily terrible sense of timing.

Maybe you could wait until I sort all this out, if it's not too much trouble. In the meanwhile, maybe focus your sadism on one of the other individuals in your head--though I do question the safety of allowing sociopaths and vampires to inhabit your mind.

Might I suggest you have them speak to Dr. Richard Nygard?

ludgated

Yeah, you should definitely go read some more Star Trek fanfiction. I'm totally having the greatest time watching you be the the biggest loser ever with all your space phaser warp stuff or whatever. Ugh. I can feel myself getting infected with lame by just being here. Why couldn't you be something actually cool like a ghost lion tamer or a rebellious clown police officer with a dark secret.

literallyme

Mundane!

It's been too long, really. How have you been? I assume busy, since you disappeared off the face of the earth a little while ago without so much as a goodbye. But I'm glad to see you're back and ready for action. We need more people like you: willing to come back to those you've abandoned.

literallythebestusername

Mun--

You don't have a last name and I don't know how to feel about that. But this is literally the most flattered I have ever been.

I am honored. I am touched. I am determined to make you proud.

Now, let's go for a run and come up with a list of things you can do with this account. Running increases your heart rate which improves your blood flow which stimulates your creativity.

As does ginkgo biloba.

And Vitamin B.

literallyme

I understand your apprehension, I really do. It can be nerve-wracking-- like applying for jobs. Which you should also do, by the way, but still! I get it. That's why you're taking so long, but I have to be honest with you.

I don't appreciate being jerked around. I'm a simple guy, simple needs, simple, low-fat-high-in-fiber-diet. Could you just make a decision and finish (or don't finish) the application already? The wait is killing me!

literallyme

Oh, wow, you picked up another character! Congrats! No, really, I know your other ones will say that but they won't mean it-- I do. I promise.

And, you know I support you in everything you do-- literally everything-- but is it really the best idea to be starting this right now? You're so close to being done with all your work! Then you'll have all the free time you want!

marchtember

Fine, I'll make a post. God.

remember remember the oneteenth of marchtember
the 94 meetings of ron
if you came to see him and he missed your meeting
come back at 13:61

Wow. You were right. That was so worth it.

budgets

I still don't understand why this is what you're fixating on. Why does it matter where I publish my--my supplemental excerpts?

pantsnow

Well, what if I didn't want to go to a game? Have you considered that? Because I don't think you've considered anything; in fact, this whole idea seems very poorly thought out.

Let's take a few weeks, or months, to plan out a proper way of managing your time. If I don't happen to fit into that timetable, then I'll gladly sit this one out and let you send in someone else. Then neither us will waste our time, and I can stay in Pawnee, and I can have waffles and you can have waffles as well. Everyone can have waffles! Are you saying you don't want anyone to have waffles? That's a little excessive.

A little mean, quite frankly.

lesliemonster

If I have to read "50 Shades of Grey" then so do you.

Anything else is unfair.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have to go read some Elizabeth Grosz until things don't hurt any more.

anewknope

You're jumping the gun!

I like this approach! Why not get started, you've got the initiative part down! You and me? We're like bread and butter, we'll go places! Anyway, look at how much we have in common! I could list them, but we're strapped for time, and I wanted to talk to you about other stuff, Government stuff! Important stuff! Can we talk about that here?

It wouldn't bore people! It's exciting! You see, people don't think it's exciting because they think it's all facts and numbers, but those facts and numbers have a purpose, and that purpose is making a change.

So! Are we going to get to it, or are you going to go back to that old boys' club, establishment elite that you prefer playing? Let's break through the glass ceiling already! We'll be like Madeline Albright, or Hillary Clinton! We'll be perfect. Let's go!

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

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