Still Homeless

[pinkbunnyhat]

So, like, remember when you first picked me up and you were all "Ohhhh OH MY GOD Louise is gonna be the best! She's so awesome!! Holy crap!!"

[There's a long pause, accompanied by an unforgiving look and accusatory point]

You lying bitch! Yeah, I said it! Lull me into believing you wanted to put me somewhere. I had plans, woman! BIG plans! I-

.... Oh, you might still do it?

You're damn right you will!

Comments

[futureleader]

Power to the players!

[pinkbunnyhat]

WE SHALL OVERCOME!!

[squeak_squeaker]

Woah... I love your hat! That'd look great on me.

[pinkbunnyhat]

Yeah, no. Pretty sure I'm the only one that makes this hat work.

[squeak_squeaker]

I think I'd look better because I'd be like a...uhh.

Giant manly version of you. Yeah! [There was a family resemblance going on there.]

[pinkbunnyhat]

[There's a pause as she looks you over, Kronk. She taps her foot and strokes her chin]

Nah, I'd never be caught dead wearing yellow and blue.[She laughs] No offense or anything.

But the awesomeness of a manly me is not unappreciated. If I ever need to fake anyone out by having a hulk version of me rampaging around, believe me-- you'll be the first I call.

....Speaking of hats, what the hell's on your head?

[squeak_squeaker]

Maybe I should get something pink... you really inspired me to dress better and think about my complexion and stuff! [Kronk was serious; pink looked great with his kind of complexion, apparently.]

Aww... that's really flattering! Thanks!

[He had to think about that for a bit and even reached up to feel which hat he was wearing right now.] That's my little yellow springy thing hat! It makes me look more smart.

[pinkbunnyhat]

[She snorts]

Really?

[She clears her throat]

I mean, YEAH, totally. That's just what I was gonna say!!

[squeak_squeaker]

Yeah, that's why I got it! Wanted to look smarterder. [Big smile.]

[pinkbunnyhat]

Oh, and boy does it make you look like a genius! Bet it's a real chick magnet too.

[squeak_squeaker]

Oh...uh... dunno about that! [Kronk was always about shy about that kind of stuff.]

YZMA thinks I'm handsome. I think.

[pinkbunnyhat]

So Yzma's like your mom?

[squeak_squeaker]

Yzma's my boss! I think she hired me for my looks, because she's always complaining about my personality and feelings and stuff.

[pinkbunnyhat]

Oh gross. You should like talk to H.R. about that or something. Stick her with a big fat law suit!

I'll be your lawyer! Keep in mind I have a steep rate but I produce RESULTS!

[squeak_squeaker]

Huh... what's a lawyer? [Kronk didn't have money either! But... but. He could pay her in hugs? Really great hugs! Or in cupcakes.]

[pinkbunnyhat]

Someone who represents you and kicks the butt of whoever is on the other side!!

Kinda like a fighting monster, but with a suit and a cash reward.

[And of course she describes more of a mercenary than a lawyer]

[squeak_squeaker]

But I don't have any coins! [Could Kronk get a discount for looking like a giant Hulked out version of you, Louise? That was worth something, right?]

I love you for playing her!

[stone_woman]

...Your Mundane should rub your mouth with coals for speaking in such a way, why did your mother raise you with such a mouth?

How could I not??

[pinkbunnyhat]

With coals? You know what, if someone tried to rub my mouth with coals I'd spit out a diamond! Don't believe me? I'll kick you in the shin!

Oh, right xD

[stone_woman]

Just try it, I am tougher than I look.

[She crosses her arms and waits for her to kick her. The girl could kick her in the shins- But under her warm and thick clothes were steel shin guards, she never left the house without some kind of armor to protect her legs. After all if you didn't have legs you were pretty much useless to everyone.]

[pinkbunnyhat]

You don't just let me kick your shins. [She laughs] Idiot.