Upcoming visitor's event at 3step_paradise and plots to make Spy suffer.

[stabstabstab]

Mademoiselle, with all due respect.

What the hell are you thinking?

I do not need these ridiculous 'plots' that you are coming up with nor I do not need a 'catharsis' of any sort; I am fine the way I am. I am a Spy, not some sentimental fool. That would be that other RED idiot.

Cease this foolishness at once. You've already proven yourself incapable of managing me in that Haunted House, and you're struggling in that bizarre city. I fail to see how you'll be any different in this, this 'Paradise'.

And you will leave him out of this. Do you understand? He will not be involved in any of this, this shit that you have planned.

I offer no mercy to those who pry into my personal life. You would do well to remember this, girl.

Consider this my only warning.

Comments

[hasstandards]

At least you're not gettin' stuck there forever.

[And that's as much of looking on the bright side as you'll get out of this Sniper.]

[stabstabstab]

No, but it is better for her to concentrate on other matters than such trivialities. And I would rather not be sent to this 'Paradise', especially when her intent is to make me suffer.

[hasstandards]

Maybe she thinks you deserve it.

[stabstabstab]

She feels that I need to develop a "heart" and that such trials are necessary for this to happen.

[Spy shakes his head, frustrated.]

[hasstandards]

Well, you aren't the warmest person I know.

/schemes

[not_onyourside]

Oh such harsh language mon ami. Somezzing must be really bozzering you. Would you care to share wez zhe group? Talking can be zheraputic.

[So can grinning. Which he's doing a lot of.]

/evil plotz

[stabstabstab]

[Shooting you dirty looks, as he retrieves a cigarette from his case.]

The Mademoiselle will tell your mundane soon enough. Apparently you're a big part of it.

[He lights up and starts smoking, some tension clearly leaving his shoulders as he relaxes a little.]

Oh reaaaaally??

[not_onyourside]

Oh am I now? Me, zhe disgrace? You poor zhing, however will you recover?

Ya reaaaaaally.

[stabstabstab]

The same way I always have. Misery is always better shared, and I'd hate to keep it all to myself. Especially since I have team mates in the city, like your friend the Sniper.

[One hand slides into his pocket, his fingers running over the handle of his knife.]

:D

[not_onyourside]

Attacking a teammate? What of zhat stoic professionalism you were boasting of?

[france]

Aaa mais mon ami, these mundanes, they will try and try again until they are entertained! It is terrible, et c'est fous, but it is not unusual for them to be so... aaa, persistent.

[stabstabstab]

Persistent in all the wrong things. She should be concentrating on bettering her skills as a Spy, or her studies, rather than churning out all this sentimental and ridiculous garbage.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Hey! Hey, I'm not exactly thrilled 'bout this. So ya know, you can go whine somewhere else where I don't have to hear it. Or have to look at you. Or you know, you can just go away forever.

[stabstabstab]

If the Mademoiselle has her way, you'll be seeing a lot more of me than you'd like, boy.

[bring_the_beatdown]

I already see you more than I want!

And stop calling me that. I'm not 12 you know.

[stabstabstab]

Then consider how much worse it will be come this Visitor's event.

Yet you act like it.

[quickly]

[Just gonna stand waaaaay over here and watch this.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

[Yeah yeah, he'll deal with you later.]

[quickly]

[Griiiin.]

[pocketsurgeon]

You are coming to Paradise?

Vy? You should talk your mundane out of it. It's a bad idea, zere ist nozing here for you.

[BRB, going to find good places to hide now.]

[stabstabstab]

There is something, but it isn't pleasant. The Mademoiselle feels though that the coming events will be good for 'character development'. I sincerely doubt that is her real reason, and that she is just interested in destroying my pride.

Perhaps she isn't as innocent as I thought she was.

[pocketsurgeon]

Vell maybe your pride can stand to go down a few notches. Most Spies are like zat I've found.

[From talking to the head he keeps in his fridge anyway.]

[stabstabstab]

Perhaps. But it is pride that comes from my work, which I do very well.

Would you like a demonstration?

[sniping]

Not sentimental?

Hm. I would have taken you for the lovey-dovey type, mate. [Grin.]

[stabstabstab]

And why so?