dear_mun | voice testing and maybe looking? [... do I need to say the canon? Really? Could it BE more obvious?]

So, um, let me see if I get this... You've decided to pull me out of New York, away from all my friends, away from ROSS, and just... THROW me in the middle of some internet community where I'm supposed to tell you what I feel? ... And you're telling me this isn't the end of it. You want to find somewhere new for me, somewhere I can grow...

Okay. Newsflash, lady, that is what I was DOING back in New York. I got a job, I abandoned the man I was supposed to marry, I started paying for things without daddy! I don't need a new start with new people. I know, I know, I KNOW what you're saying - if I go back to New York, I'll see him at the airport with Julie and look like a fool - but that's... that's just something I've gotta do. Because then I get to be with him? Isn't that what you've spent this afternoon watching? Me and Ross. Me and Ross, like I wanted.

Be-be-besides, if you throw me somewhere else - and judging by the places you're looking at, that's probably exactly how I end up there - I'll have to start all over again. I'll have to get a new job, find a new place... without Monica. And I-I just don't think I can do that. Not right now.

Come on, at least consider taking me when I'm older! ... And no, straight after the "Central Perk Kiss" is not what I mean. When I'm thirty, years from now. And-and-and successful; I mean, I'd have a good job and money to handle moving into one of these "game" thingys. A job I could try and find--

Whoa, whoa... what do you mean "they probably aren't looking for a Merchandising Manager in the type of games you're thinking about"?

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[Oh Rachel, the horrors of becoming the mun's toy is so new to you isn't it?]

You may just have to try and bear with it. The muns don't really listen to us...unless you're really lucky.

[ Aww, kid, she's too busy ranting. ]

Well- well, maybe I'll just have to MAKE her listen. She's already attached to the chair. I'll just have to keep talking until she GETS IT. Some people aren't meant to be... fighting monsters.

[Listen lady, this ten year old has probably put up with more BS in his life than you have in your thirty years. At least listen.]

Not many of them like to listen though. They usually do what's fun for them. It's not right, but it's how it is.

[ Wait a minute you think she looks thirty? If this wasn't action brackets, she would be more offended.

Also there is a bit of frustrated grumbling. ] So, you're telling me that if she thinks sending me off to some monster-infested hick town [ Because let's face it, a place without Bloomingdales is more horrendous than the idea of attacking monsters ], that I'm just going to have to roll with the punches?

Pretty much. You'll be able to make friends though and they can keep you safe and you can learn how to protect yourself.

[Henry learned how to use a gun.]

Edited 2012-07-28 21:48 (UTC)

Why can't she just put me on a boat? I can handle a boat.

[ wait a sec ] How old are you? [ because should a kid be allowed to run about these games? ]

Some muns just do that.

[Uh oh.] I'm ten.

[ o: ] is- is that allowed? I mean, god, at least I've graduated high school.

There are kids younger than me there probably. But it's up to the mun for what they wanna do.

The fast paced world of retail is often missing from these games. There should be more of it.

[ Retail would be so awesome! Mostly because she's good at it, both shopping and working. ]

I just wonder -- what do these people wear? Do they go around in the same outfit for like, ten months? [ Ew. Ew. Ew. ] I mean, even if you have a laundromat, how are you gonna wash one outfit? Just-- Just stand around, naked!

Maybe they all wear orange jumpsuits, like in movies about prisons. Of course, they look horrible, but these 'games' are often not as fun as the name would have you believe.

... [ She so can't pull off a jumpsuit. ] That would be just great. All I wanted to do was try to tell Ross I liked him. But because Missy here has some weird thing about second-hand embarrassment, I'm gonna spend the rest of my life... [ hold it together, Rach. ] in a world without Bloomingdales. [ Sob ]

[Well, now she feels sort of guilty. Sort of.]

I'm sure it can't be that bad! And- and if you miss this Ross person so much, I'm sure he'll turn up eventually, even if just to further your ritual humiliation at the hands of an omnipotent sociopath.

That... That would be faaantastic. He could turn up with Julie and they could dance on my grave!

[ breathe, rach, breathe. ] I'm overreacting, aren't I? Sorry. I do that. Rachel Green, and you are?

Anya. And I'm sure they wouldn't dance on your grave. The ground over graves can often be quite uneven and small, not suitable at all for two people to dance on.

[ nervous laughter ] you- you don't say? ... So- so who do you miss? ... Or not miss, you know.

Deal with it.

[Isn't he helpful?]

You deal with it! [ Yes, great comeback there. ] I am a normal person! I don't know how to run around abandoned towns where things try to kill me! This isn't New York, The Horror Movie!

You gotta learn how to defend yourself then. Or get Captain America to save you.

... Captain America? Wait a minute, he's here too? ... Oh, God, this is like the weirdest place ever.

Yep that it is.

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o/ your rachel is amazing.

omg thank you. :D

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You're awesome for playing rachel. I used to play Chandler a while back

<3 OMG Emmerdale muses? Is this real life? :O

I'm pretty much the only emmerdale muse here though. :p

Well someone had to make every Brit die. ;p

Huh? Sry 4 late tag