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[ichoosefight]

Let me get this straight.

You can give me superpowers - as many as three, any superpower you can imagine. Any at all.

And spontaneous creation of waffles isn't one of them?

We aren't speaking anymore.

Comments

[futurebatwoman]

Is she at least going for useful powers instead of waffles?

[ichoosefight]

Oh, of course not. I could have flight, or super strength, or invulnerability, or infinite coffee, but nooo.

I think she's leaving it at healing. Not even like, super-amazing healing. Just faster.

the heat is like death i swear

[futurebatwoman]

Ouch. And just that? There's three slots! She should totally go with coffee or waffles for one of them.

I have resorted to undies. These are the end days.

[ichoosefight]

Or both! I would be totally cool with both. Instant breakfast, no questions asked.

[bumbumbum]

What makes waffles so good anyway?

[ichoosefight]

They just are. They're a staple of breakfasts everywhere.

[bumbumbum]

I prefer oatmeal.

[3rdsonofbatman]

...Waffles? I thought your mom cooked the food in the family.

(Kidding, he's kidding!)

You're going there, too?

[ichoosefight]

Just because I burn them sometimes doesn't mean I don't want to make them magically appear out of nowhere whenever I'm hungry.

Guess I'll have company, huh?

[3rdsonofbatman]

How do you plan on getting the syrup once the waffles appear?

Ha, yeah. My abilities are figured out. All that's left is the usual monologue with red text.

[merchantofdeath]

Wouldn't that make you a culinary goddess, that sort of power?

[ichoosefight]

I would be modest, but I do believe that is exactly what would happen.

[merchantofdeath]

Then Waffle Houses would have to be your temples, right? People go to eat waffles and think about how awesome you are?

[latetowork]

At least get Chinese, if not waffles.

[ichoosefight]

Yes! Yes, exactly. I mean come on, throw me a bone here. It's not like it would be hard for her.

[latetowork]

What else does she have in mind if not waffle power?

[tch_duh]

I don't see what the big deal is. Pancakes are way better than waffles anyway.

[ichoosefight]

They're basically the same thing, but waffles can hold more syrup. What's not to like?

[tch_duh]

Too many holes for my taste. Besides you can eat way more pancakes than waffles. It's scientific fact! [Not it's not.]

[xuffasch]

Maybe your mun realizes you can't afford to put on any more weight if you want to still fit in that costume.

[ichoosefight]

Oh, ouch. I'll take some aloe for that burn. Don't you know you need more calories in the morning?

[xuffasch]

Everything you do is goes far past necessity. It's all excess.

[oraclebyproxy]

Clearly, you have to work for the good stuff.

Which, really, doesn't seem all that fair in our line of work.

[ichoosefight]

It's the opposite of fair. But it does fit in with the pattern, unfortunately.

[oraclebyproxy]

Granted, I'd even settle for spontaneous creation of so-bad-its-good chow mein.