masseuse: (gonna be this way)
[personal profile] masseuse
Wow, okay, I don't know what "for the lulz" means, but it sounds like a bad idea.
magicbeans: ([ r ; turned on by a gravy boat ])
[personal profile] magicbeans
So, um, let me see if I get this... You've decided to pull me out of New York, away from all my friends, away from ROSS, and just... THROW me in the middle of some internet community where I'm supposed to tell you what I feel? ... And you're telling me this isn't the end of it. You want to find somewhere new for me, somewhere I can grow...

Okay. Newsflash, lady, that is what I was DOING back in New York. I got a job, I abandoned the man I was supposed to marry, I started paying for things without daddy! I don't need a new start with new people. I know, I know, I KNOW what you're saying - if I go back to New York, I'll see him at the airport with Julie and look like a fool - but that's... that's just something I've gotta do. Because then I get to be with him? Isn't that what you've spent this afternoon watching? Me and Ross. Me and Ross, like I wanted.

Be-be-besides, if you throw me somewhere else - and judging by the places you're looking at, that's probably exactly how I end up there - I'll have to start all over again. I'll have to get a new job, find a new place... without Monica. And I-I just don't think I can do that. Not right now.

Come on, at least consider taking me when I'm older! ... And no, straight after the "Central Perk Kiss" is not what I mean. When I'm thirty, years from now. And-and-and successful; I mean, I'd have a good job and money to handle moving into one of these "game" thingys. A job I could try and find--

Whoa, whoa... what do you mean "they probably aren't looking for a Merchandising Manager in the type of games you're thinking about"?