Adstringendum. RE: a budding relationship

[saintedsinner]

I AM NOT A PERVERT, MUN! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE I DID THAT?!

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!





[[No it's not when the not!girlfriend takes one of your dresser drawers for her underthings.]]

-=FLUSTER FLUSTER=-

ALL I WANTED WAS A PAIR OF SOCKS!

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doesn't even go to this game, but GRACIA insisted.

[notthispie]

Edward, dear? Why would you be called a pervert for looking for some socks?

He wants to die now.

[saintedsinner]

IT ISN'T MY FAULT! I FORGOT THEY WERE THERE!!!!

:3

[notthispie]

Edward, why are you sharing in the first place if she doesn't want you seeing her knickers?

[saintedsinner]

It's not she didn't want me to-- -=Wait. Does that mean...?=-

She stays over from time to time. It's just... been a while.

[thisisgoingtosuck]

Man, last I checked, our socks did not go with panties.

[saintedsinner]

-=SHIT HE'S BEEN CAUGHT.=-

HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW!?

[thisisgoingtosuck]

Dude, the mun's are on the internet, information gets out there.

Though, nicely done, I mean c'mon, it's not so bad getting a peek at her panties.


[Hell he'll pick Vicki's up in front of her without shame Ed, it's OKAY!]

[memoriaflame]

So, you were looking at my smalls were you?

[saintedsinner]

They weren't that sma-- -=wait. Slang.=-

Oh.

[memoriaflame]

Edward Elric. You're lucky my brother can't find out about this.

[makeshifted]

It's all right, big brother, I believe you! I do believe you. I... be... lieve... brother, have you taken a dark path?

[saintedsinner]

WHAT DARK PATH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, AL?!

[makeshifted]

That's - er - it's only... some cities can't afford lamps and candles on every street! Yes, yes. That sort of dark path!

[consider8]

Oh dear... I never knew that was a euphemism.

Now I must take care the next time I request... stockings.

[saintedsinner]

What the hell? What are you talking about?

[consider8]

Did I get it wrong?

From my insane Dick Grayson is Harry Potter AU.

[dickandharry]

What did you do? And answer this very carefully since her brother is my best friend.

Pfft

[saintedsinner]

Are you kidding me? I didn't do anything! I was looking for a pair of socks and looked in the wrong drawer.

Re: Pfft

[dickandharry]

[Dick studies Ed]

Alright, I believe you. Fair warning though, Ron'll hex first and ask questions later.

[nerd_bot]

...Why would the desire of socks be considered perverted?

[saintedsinner]

-=*sob*=-

Because I didn't find socks.

[nerd_bot]

...What did you find?

[Oblivious bot is oblivious.]

[hands4healing]

...Ed.

[saintedsinner]

What?

[hands4healing]

Why would you be considered a pervert? What were you doing?