dear_mun | Jul. 27th, 2012

Jul. 27th, 2012

Excuse me but are you mad woman? You think to send me to a land where I am to perform depraved acts for the entertainment of another. A hero you call me? A King? Is that how a King would behave?

Do not mention that name in my presence, you know what I shall do to him when I find the boy. Yet you would send me to a place where the only face I will know is his lap dog?

You are stark raving mad and I will not have it.

tuff

I don't give a hang if you finished your other projects, this is foolishness, pure and simple. We both know you ain't gonna put me anywhere because you never have the energy to maintain characters who aren't constantly shifting, so whatsa point in even setting this up?

Oh, right. You think I could see Johnny. Well that's real nice and all but sometimes you outta leave well enough alone. You don't have anything so much as a canonpoint thought out and I don't reckon I wanna deal with that twice, you dig? Ain't a thing anybody should have to deal with twice, even a hood like me. So just lay off.

paralegally

You always say you don't have any more time for new muses, and then someone new pops into that little head of yours and you're happy for a month or so, and then they get pushed to the wayside. I'll do you a favor and be on my merry way then.

And don't tell me things will be different. If they were, you would have at least renamed those icons. If you're wanting to make this work we'll start there.

airshipswank

And now you grow bored and... expect me to entertain you? Even though... your plan barely even provides me with means to entertain myself. [ Buckingham clicks his tongue. ] Or should you have me take up gardening?

...Oh now, don't tell me that joke was yours to make? I am ever so sorry, inspiration... must be dreadfully hard to come by these days. For you.

nogooddog

So you got everyone else over here but your waited forever and a day to get my stuff transferred. How kind of you. It is weird you couldn't get the password to work on one site but not the other. Any ways, still you've had this account here for seven months and only now decided to give in and make the switch manually? Man, and I thought I was lazy.

Now that I'm here what are we going to do? Hmm? I'm not exactly the kind of guy you just prod awake and then do nothing with if you catch my drift.

[OOC: Check out his journal if you're confused by him - he's a human AU of Charlie B. Barkin from All Dogs Go To Heaven.]

edes_virag

How fun! It looks like there are a few familiar faces that may show up. While it's kind of a bad position we're in, it'll be nice to see those familiar faces.

I should do something special for my 'daughters' and 'husband' as well. They do so much and are rather thoughtful and kind. I need to find a way to say 'thank you' for allowing me to be their temporary mother and wife figure.

I really hope Belgium comes! She'll be able to make dresses with me and maybe we can dress up Romano and anyone else. I'll need to find a camera~

olderthanyourjesus

I knew you would find joy in it, dear girl. This does not surprise me. You expected it eventually, and it came to pass. The reasons for it, I am disheartened, but I have all the faith in Eric as I always have. I have taught him well.

If you wish to reacquaint yourself with earlier viewings, you should. I shall always be here in some capacity, and I am never in any rush. As you know. If you feel strong again, we shall see where it takes us then.

demabs

Funny, that. The name thing. Real laugh. Not like it's got anything to do with what I've done or anything that's happened. No, let's focus on something completely vain. It amuses me less than even you think.

I have things to do, you know. A war's on, you know. We just managed to scrape by with our teeth because of-- that guy. Big help, right? Now we are off on our own and with what?

You have better things to do than dwell on this. I bid you to do those instead. I should rather not have the attention.

retrieverchef

What?! No. No! Don't you dare mess with m'brother! I don't care that there's an Angel heading over there. In fact, that's a good reason for you not to take him over there. Angel will kill him! You know that! He's already stabbed him in the back! And you're hoping Angel will be his Warden?! What the hell?! Seriously, if you send my brother to that place, I'll kill you!

unalienable

Yo, mun— H-Hey! I'm talkin' to you! Where are you going? Stop! Hey, look! You're not goin' anywhere today until you finish everything. All my tags, all of Alfred's tags, all of Cecil's tags, all the posts you said you were going to make and never did, all the new posts you're telling people you're going to make and haven't started yet, everyone's icons— Yeah, those job applications probably need to be filled out too if you want a call-back...

Mun! You're starting to make Canadia look real productive by comparison! What is going on here?! Don't make me go dig Ludwig out of his man-cave to run you through hoops!

And y'think you can maybe seriously start thinking about actually putting one of us somewhere? You have resources! Stop being so negative about everything! Grab your buddies and take them along! ...Well, okay, so maybe just one at a time, since, uh, they all just have England, but— Come on! We're getting kinda moldy over here. Not pretty. Please? You know you want to give it a try...

Okay! Sleep, then roll up your sleeves! Whoa! Hey, no! No, you're sending the kid there first— not me. I'm older, so I get to be picky. The kid gets tossed up to the Hotel first. It's already been decided! Now go the fuck to sleep. No, you don't need another bedtime story. Ugh. Where is that book...

chocology

Firstly, I do not appreciate the username.

Secondly, can I just remind you of the amount of muses you've taken on in the past few months? You like writing about girlfriends of heroes and villains, I get it. It's a thing.

Not to say that I'm not grateful to be out and about after floating around your headspace for months. But remember that with many muses comes great responsibility.

Something like that.

yahdlugohnikh

[ chuckling softly ]

Yes, yes, yes. I am as well pleased with the fruits of your laborious searches. Yob top. But do calm yourself. You are like a little child on her name day.

I am happy that you will be able to study the language of my people. It is beautiful, is it not? Be sure to share this with others as well, as it is rude to keep such knowledge from those who seek it all the same.

[ooc: found an Atlantean dictionary. here!]

chooselife

Let's get a few things straight, 'cause you've caught me in a decent mood-

I know I'm the, what, fourth now in a line of wankers wearing my face, parading through your head. And I'm the one who needed counseling- I'm sure you're chuffed, but I'm not here to do a little song and dance at your whims.

My time's not expendable, not anymore. If I'm starting over, my intent is to do so properly, and I can't start while you're getting your skirts blown up over trivial shite.

Take me somewhere, anywhere; anywhere besides where I've been and what I've come from. Seen enough of that to last a lifetime.

uptheharem

My lady, do stop your snickering.

I do not find the humor in deciding to pick a man of my refined glory. Instead of chuckling to yourself because you see me as a joke, you should laugh in earnest. It is I you are playing, after all.

Mm.

( a satisfied chuckle at most, a hand slipping underneath his chin. )

Now get on with whatever you may have been planning, hm? Bringing more women to the palace is not subject to objection.

notblackwesker

....No. Taking a liking to

bakerstreet doesn't count as actually finding a place to 'play me'.

.......

What, pray tell, are your intentions here? Don't waste my time with frivolous 'what if' scenarios.

sadandsingle

[Tosh is disgruntled and unusually harsh about it.]

I don't know if you've noticed, but not wanting to send me back to face my fate is a crap excuse, because it certainly hasn't worked in any of the other games you've had me in. Yeah, I've got friends, but I'm pretty sure the only one who'd actually notice my absence is Michiko. You can't be bothered to spend any time on me, so why not just bite the bullet already? I'm sure it'll be a matter of time till you find some other place to let me gather dust. Maybe we can find another Owen for you to drive away, too. Wouldn't that be great?

ditchedbabe

Oh, very funny, mun. Yeah, yeah, I get it. They ditch me a lot. But, you know, it's not like I'm happy about it, either. All the stuff down there is totes weird and kinda smells. I mean, yeah, I can't drive like Julie can, but, like, they could at least take me along with them for... I dunno... Moral support, or something.

I'm starting to wish I was super smart like Chuck so I could actually do something instead of just waiting around for Julie. Sitting around is totes uncool.

meeeow

What, no third time's the charm?

[Well...]

Don't answer that.

astronomer

Am I getting another run of it, then?

pengeen

No. Don't you dare try to bring Endou into this! I'm still mad at you for getting Haruna of all people sent there, and yet you're so intent on sending more of my friends to that terrible place? Are you not satisfied already?!

So what if I spend years there alone, I would much rather have that happen then have anyone else suffer what I've suffered!

summonerprincess

Um....I'm not sure why you decided to do this for a test drive post, mun..

[Because.....out of all the dreams she could have had..WTF?]

acquainted

I do appreciate an outing, of course, but you really must allow me to return with haste. I'm certain that my husband will be concerned if I'm kidnapped, and he is under a great deal of pressure these days, after all.

Besides, he needs me. And would it be too arrogant to say that France itself may very well need me in the coming days?

liftme

[Oh, look. It's just a hammer, right? Just a big, metal, shiny, beautiful hammer.

But he's all alone! He doesn't like being alone.

His mun picked him up. Thor picks him up.

Wait, mun. How did you manage to pick him up?]

squeak_squeaker

I sure met a lot of new friends the last few days, mun! Some super duper nice, some...uhh. Still working on their nice side.

But one thing really confuses me about all those people. [Focusing his thoughts, now. On the people. That was important!] Okay... here it goes.

Why don't they like free food? It doesn't matter if I offer 'em some spinach puffs or some cheesecake or cookies or a healthy salad or a fruit kebab... it seems like they're never hungry! Do you think they're eating when I'm not looking or that they eat different food that I dunno about yet, mun? [Kronk just didn't understand. If someone gave him some free food, he'd be over the moon! How come these people didn't want any?]

Wait. [Squint.] You don't suppose they're all allergic, right?

verdant_rogue

So...

I was there before, but it wasn't the same me, is what you're saying. Something like "It's kind of like how there are ten billion Starscreams and they're all different." Yes, that pop culture reference from your universe? It totally makes 100% complete sense to me. Absolutely. Yep.

But I do understand how strange it is to go back home after someone's changed the place, though it seems this one was in better hands. I'm not sure how I'll handle everyone thinking I'm god...

Might go to my head, you know?

The point is, stop fretting over my backstory and the history of the world, you silly thing. While you don't have it all nailed down yet, you've got a clearer idea about me than the... other... me... or something, and yes it's all rather convoluted, but you hardly plan on canon updating me, yes? Though maybe you should lay off the dead wife thing. Angst is unbecoming, after all. Even if I'd never speak of it.

Anyway. Just write, breathe, and don't worry. I'm with you on this one.

deluminators

Hermione? [ Calling. ] My muggle's looking for you, she says it's important.

Oi - Hermione!

ER-MY-NEEEEEEE!

Really - what's the point again? [ Addressing his mun now. ] You really don't think Accio Hermione Granger will work? I'm tellin' you it will.

unluckyscarf

Oh you're back?

Well um...welcome back but, why are you coming to me?

I'm not exactly an adventurous kinda girl.

Leave that to the Superheroes.

allneonlike

So let me get this straight Miss Mun, I have a new roommate and I get to have my very own pet in a few weeks? Well I don't really care for Tatsumi as a person in general, but being able to have a pet seems like a good idea. After all I really did love that wolf made from Kaname's flesh.

osuwari

What, you again?

I thought you'd gotten bored. Can't you go bother someone else? Someone who isn't as busy as I am?

I am too busy, goddamnit!

twotailmechanic

So for the next one I'm going to die again for the second time (unless we count that meme or that one death I experienced back when I was still in

singularityrpg). If I wasn't used to your occasional cruelty I would be upset with you right now. Also, really? You're bringing that back and using it for real this time? I really dislike you sometimes.

Current Mood: annoyed

doingthemistything

Mun, I don't get it. What do you find so hilarious about my first name...?

polyturtle

...Of course I'm nervous, mun! Why wouldn't I be? I'm on a talk show on live television in front of people who basically treat me like a freak on a pedestal. And that's not even counting the reasons why I'm on live television and why people are treating me like that. You'd be nervous too, you know.

I really do want to study how the technology that the Capitol used to teleport us to Panem works, though. It really must be something.

oforder

Is that so, mundane?

It will be interesting to see them again, although, I will confess that I am curious as to why you would send me to a place where I will be forced to fight monsters. You are aware of what a very wise man once said, correct? "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby becomes a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you." It is an aphorism you would do well to take to heart, mundane.

passengerseatdriver

You've got to be kidding me! Didn't you just pull me out of your headspace? You're seriously going to app me to a game?!

I just--I can't--What are you thinking?!

skullphones

Dude. No.

You can't be seriously looking for more GGs at a time like this, can you? Who the hell are you to try and get more of my friends into that goddamn tower?

...Look, whatever. You can have that creepy old man do his funky sleep magic on me. I don't care if people see my nightmares. I don't care if they see twelve-year-old snothead me running around Benten-cho, or... or me not disabling the reactors in time, or Rokkaku's tower. I'd take a million of Rokkaku's tower compared to this one.

But you can not try to bring more of the others into this. Isn't Rhyth enough?

rhymeslinger

Wheelie's glad there's fun to be had; friends to make, my joy's no fake! But full plate you've got; hope trouble it's not.

Lie low and take it slow. Mun, you're nice, so think once or twice. Or more. Maybe four.

[This is his worried face. Look at this face. How can you say no, mun?]

sniping

[Groans.]

What makes ya think I'd be comfortable in some fairy tale land away from work? RED obviously needs me; I can't jus' go wanderin' off to play around while BLU captures everything we've earned. Besides, I know for a bloody fact that ya lack enough patience ta put me in a game while yer still tossin' around that energetic dingo 'round several different games.

eyeofwildtiger

[Due to in-game events, he's currently voiceless. Instead, he writes on a piece of paper with a green crayon.]

Mun,

Yeah, I guess that mural did make me a bit homesick. Okay, REALLY homesick. Didn't realize how much I missed everybody 'til I saw that. You gotta make sure Nami-chan doesn't see that, tho, okay? She worked hard on that thing. Did a good job, too. Maybe a little too good.

Once this whole silencer-thingie goes away, how about we do something fun? I mean after the dinosaur and all, I think people could use it. Maybe a party? I dunno. I feel like I gotta do something. Especially with Pinkie so upset. Someone's gotta help keep the mood up!

songofsoaring

I don't see why you have to take me from one of those two points, Miss Mun. It would be simpler to let me finish saving Termina. And nicer, too. You could have just as much fun with me without forcing me to fail my quest and I could have a lot more fun going to school for the first time.

silentguardian

You don't want to do this.

[Sure I do! It'll be fun! You're all awesome and badass! And you have issues.

Yeah, he's just gonna glare.] I need to stay in Gotham.

hexappeal

Just try to enjoy Tim's not-so-triumphant return, will you? Look on the bright side! You like Lemire and in his caring fanboy hands (however uninspired the dialogue may be), it'll be handled better than if Milligan still had his greasy paws all over us... He was getting into Dini creepy territory for a minute there, wasn't he?

Sure, there's still that hideous, emotionless art where everyone's mouth is hanging open half the time, but here's a thought! If you take off your glasses and squint, both the art and my costume are almost bearable. See? It doesn't appear as if Tim's shaved his head and my Hot Topic goth look is all a blur! I mean, we don't really look much like anything without your glasses, but it could be worse.

It could be Liefeld or Finch.

619b

In case you hadn't noticed, I have real work to do. We don't have time for this, no matter how funny you think it might be. Stop looking at the pictures of people and don't even think about uploading those icons you were looking at earlier.

And, for the record, I am not going anywhere. This isn't negotiable.

damnfourthemerald

Cease and desist your roaming around this art site looking at...images of myself and Sonic in positions that would never happen. You know, it wasn't too many years ago that you would've wrinkled your nose at this stuff.

And a word to the wise: the more you keep replaying different paths of my game, the louder and more violent your talking back to the screen will be. I can't believe you're getting so tired of what I have to say that you're actually listening to the stupidity of others, even (or especially) when I'm not doing their missions.

Either find a place to put me--or any of these other muses here--or stop trying and do something more productive with your life. This endless hemming and hawing and being distracted of yours is annoying.

nerd_bot

I concur. That was a most... unfortunate set of circumstances. Ilana and Lance had become very attached to 497 in such a short amount of time, that there was no easy way of doing that. I will say that for their mental well being, it was fortunate that we were able to carry out that duty in silence. The 'haunting riffs' would not have helped matters, I'm afraid.

Still, just remember that there will always be a reminder of what joy he brought to us now, and that in itself is good, right?

ourfavoriteflavor

You know what this place needs? A hero!

...Wait, it doesn't?

Well then... This is awkward... So, uh, Mun, right? Where can I go? If I can't do much around here, I should go find some place that does need a helping hand. Right? Right.

There's just one thing I want to ask about... I don't really understand what you're trying to get at with the name. I don't really think I have a flavor, and I don't really feel like becoming one. Not that I'm not flattered that I'm a favorite, but [AHEM] I defeat the creatures that would want to eat people, not feed them. That's what a hero does, after all.

terribadger

That is an awful username and you should honestly feel bad.

That aside, are you super serious about sending me to that place? I mean, I may be new, but everyone knows you tend to wuss out at the last second with these things. Don't be a cocktease and just man up already. No one is going to hate you and if they didn't want you around I'm pretty sure someone would have said something.

Besides, I cant leave those morons to fend for themselves, they might end up dead--

Oh. They have already? Then what the fuck are you waiting for? Write your fucking app! I clearly have some faces to punch.

notthatfenrir

Hey Mun, do us all a favor and just make Mary Catherine a journal or something to vent in? Ever since you tripped over that Pottermore-related board that allows RP, she won't stop bouncing! Let the Malfoy relive her glory days as a Slytherin or Ravenclaw or whatever she used to be. We're all gonna go insane!

Or at least I am. I think it's too late for everybody else.

gilderoy

I was trending on Twitter?

How wonderful! It's no surprise, really, given my fame, but—

What is a Twitter, exactly?

tostake

So, what, you think you can just pick me up all willy-nilly and say 'oh, hey, why not forget about half your life?'

That's no fun for the Buffy. Really.

At least you're trying, I guess. And I still get to do the whole 'stabby stabby, save the world' thing.

lielielie

Don't rush into things, you know? You already have a potential "game" in mind. There might be more information about my universe than what's translated right now, and knowing you're a stickler for detail, you'd be disappointed, I'm sure.

Ahh, I can tell by your face, you're much too excited about playing me, even if it's a simple post to this community. It's incredibly obvious. Do calm down.

ladyofasgard

Don't you think some of the memes out there are entirely inappropriate for a married woman such as myself, mun? I mean I don't mind some of them. Such as the domestic and marriage memes, but being held captive is going too far.

Please try to stick to some of the more tame memes if you must send me anywhere.

pigtailsbutterflyknives

You're not gonna get anyone to ever bring anyone from home to the City. Not for me. Not for the other girl you have in your head.

So stop asking around. It's pathetic.

killingthatdog

Why bring that dog back, mun? He's a nuisance. Should I kill him (again)?★

prettyfool

Lissen 'ere, Missy!

[ Uh, Jazzy...what are you doing? ]

Shush! I am still talkin'!

[ ...gee, sorry. ]

That's right! Now! Uhm. Now that I know 'bout what's gonna happen to me if I go down to that sinkhole city, you better not bump me up in that canon thing where I go down there. I ain't goin' down there! Ya hear me?

[ kinda hard not to, Jazzy ]

Good! And--and find me Mr. Cohen! He's the one who gets me into this dirty mess and I wanna shove my heeled chorus number boot up his ass!

mojitoing

( There are always AUs Sam... )

[OOC: Spoilers in the post, and likely in the comments.]

loyalsubject

You finally learned how to play that song. Congratulations.

[A small cough.]

~~You were starting to get on my last nerves.~~

[Is that an ever so humble smile to cover up those snarky words? Yeah.]

I know you were working diligently to achieve that goal and now that you've finished, you can move onto your cosplay. Though I don't know if I can agree with you staying up for three days straight minus two hours of sleep.

[How does his mun do it? Without falling over? Oh yes, that thing called a deadline! He knows how fear can strike in the hearts of many when it comes to having vitally important dates. After all, look at who he has as a boss. It's understandable. ~~He unfortunately has to deal with not one, but two of them. FML. You be quiet mun.]~~

Hm? Well, don't feel bad about wanting everything to be perfect. Perfectionism and persistence are often key ingredients to life. Especially when it comes to completing tasks that must be dealt with urgently.

[Cue his mun laughing at him.]

A visit to Greece would be nice. But if she's there... You know I'd really not rather deal with Yuno Gasai again. I still haven't the faintest idea why she insists on calling me Princess. That nickname does not fit. The least she could have done was chosen something more suitable. Mr.Dietrich is also a rather peculiar person and I do hope that Mr.Sakigami doesn't insist on rambling on about eating Mr.Kengamine's child or I fear I might become nauseated again.

~~Miss mun, I swear you have it out for me, throwing me into all of these different ridiculous situations. By the way, you can't use the whip on me. You are not allowed. Sadist.~~

[Too late, Kanon. Your mun is not sorry. She will not apologize.]

Ah, yes I suppose you should speak with the others about final preparations. I'd really rather you not throw me into the fray of some horrible, twisted scheme of yours again.

edit: I can't believe you're making me stay in that. Can't I just leave? Please?

Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: Jibun Wo, goodness make this madness stop already

saintedsinner

Look. I said before that going steady with a girl in that place is a death sentence to the relationship. Besides, why ruin what we have now? I'd just be asking for trouble if I asked her. The Animus would take notice and then where would we be? I'll still be stuck here and she'll be home, never remembering a damn thing.

... Yeah, her brother isn't there anymore but--

...

-=A little sappy here.=-

And she does look good out there. You're right. We're going to stay and watch the fireflies since she likes them.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE GOING OUT!

harleykins

OMIGOD! Munnie, munniekins, munchkin! You spent all that time on li'l old' me? If ya ain't careful you'll give a girl the wrong idea~

You went through all those pages and made them all for me? We're gonna have sooooooo much fun is what we're gonna do!

You're the best, Munnie~♥♥♥

Let's go play!

ledbytheheart

I remember it all now, the past. It hurt so much to see her face, but we need to know. The enemies from back then came here too, and we're fighting them now. We need to know what we're up against. And it's high time someone paid them back with our full force, in my opinion. Those crimes aren't going unpunished!

So don't you dare try to stop me. It's perfectly reasonable to go after them. They already killed her all those years ago, isn't that enough? Think hard. You know they won't show mercy. Neither will we. I'll fight to the end to protect the Earth---our new home---from everyone who would hurt it.

No, it's not just revenge I want. There's more to it than that. If it needs a name, go ahead and call it royal duty.

charismaticdefender

Pft... excusez-moi, mademoiselle mundane, but... could you calm down a little? I may understand your excitment but I shoulnd't even be here... also, you're not even allowed to send me anywhere until they show my 'voice'... or... something like that, whatever it means?
...
You're not going to listen me, are you?
Also, what's that sokka-thing you keep talking about?

demigoddess

What do you want me to say? "Gee thanks for finally getting your butt into gear after half a month?"

Forget it. I asked you to look for Donna and Diana and all you can think about is Rose. Are you seeing the issue here, mun--Person who is supposed to know me so well?

And for the record, I'm not sure the Barge would be the best place for Rose. [ Whatever Cassie, you big fat liar. ] Now Diana and Donna on the other hand, those two are the epitome of what a warden should be.

cannibalmind

My, my, my.

[He runs a hand over his face, then stretches it in front of him to examine the fingers.]

I could certainly get used to this.

apoisonedrose

How can I be too happy? I finally get to play a game I like~ Best of all we have more people to play with. So be a good girl and sit back, while I have my fun for today.

I think we have issues.

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