Jul. 16th, 2012

chloroformedthejanitor: (default smile)
[personal profile] chloroformedthejanitor
Okay, I know you're super nervous about this, but I just want you to know: I believe in you. You're totally capable of playing me! I mean, from what I've heard, your roommate is totally like me, so you're golden!

You. Can. Do. This.


This is going to be so great.
therighttobe: (pic#4191410)
[personal profile] therighttobe
I cannot fathom what you hope to achieve by this. You have said yourself that this is likely not the right time nor the place to be considering anything further. And yet still you persist in your undertakings, knowing you may very well be unable to follow through on them.

[Basically, he knows you really aren't sure if you have time to do anything with him. And your indulging in this little game is bothersome enough, without the added annoyance of it possibly not coming to anything.]

Nevertheless, there are things that still remain to be done. I suggest you let me do them and cease with this pointless endeavor.

[[ooc; nebulous canon point is nebulous. Near the end of KH2 though]]
biggestlunchbox: (Netorare)
[personal profile] biggestlunchbox
Oh my, are you and everyone really going to play with me? All at once?

You'd probably have to hang me from the ceiling so everyone could have a fair chance.

If you put me somewhere please don't forget my keys!



Thank you for choosing me! I promise to make our first time playing together special.
crockblocking: (Mole? You're the one MACKING ON JADE.)
[personal profile] crockblocking
 So how about we don't talk about it instead? Because I like that idea much better. If you really want to make me feel better or whatever, you can start by cutting it out with the screeching. It's annoying.
flames_of_justice: (Karen: Tee hee)
[personal profile] flames_of_justice
My my, you've 'found' my 'voice' again, have you? It's only been so long, my dear mun!

I do believe the chances of running in to any familiar faces are long gone but let's not give up on hope, shall we? If you have plans for me, I will give it my best~

It's a pleasure to see you again though and to be around in such familiar territory.

I just pray the others are doing as well as the last I spoke with them.

Your faithful angel,

Karen Kasumi~♥
inflexibly: (i'm a peasant in your princess arms)
[personal profile] inflexibly
Again? Guess I shouldn't be surprised. You just keep coming back, don't you?

[ well. there's an upwards tug of his lips. ]

Let's face it, there's nothing I can say or do that will stop you. So, get it out of your system and move along. As usual.
forgodandfrance: († the rarest star)
[personal profile] forgodandfrance
I am afraid, Madame, that it will not be so easy to place me in a.. a 'game'. Even were you to try, I am no longer fit for anything but war. What would I do in such a place, alone and with no cause?

If you could.. find some distraction for me, I suppose I could hardly complain. It would keep my thoughts away from my last days.
lokiofasgard: (Eyes closed - regret)
[personal profile] lokiofasgard
You know, I thought that perhaps playing that one blasted song over and over and over again would be the most irritating thing you'd do tonight, but apparently I couldn't be further from wrong!

[ folds his arms in a tight knot across his chest; lips pursed; sharp breathing ]

If I had any clue, any inkling that you'd haul me back to this god forsaken place, I'd have made for an escape much earlier.

But I suppose that now, all of those notions have been quite harshly swept from the cards.

...

At least turn this music off, I implore you, mun...
humped: (are you fucking serious right now?)
[personal profile] humped
Yeah, see, this? This is not cool. You have no intention on playing me. Like, literally none. Not second to none, not even a slight chance in robo-hell kind of none. This is just, completely, totally, no intention at freaking all to play me in any serious way what-so-ever. This is one of those sucky sort of situations, see? Like, you want to have fun and torture me, and I really, really do not want this at all. I literally cannot begin to tell you just how badly I do not want to- okay, no, you know-

Hey, listen, I mean, if you want to actually do something with me? Awesome. Cool. All for it. Just don't send me to some sort of freaking zombiepocalypse or desolate wasteland or multidimensional space-ship because I am practically getting hemorrhoids just thinking about it. My hemorrhoids are having hemorrhoids that's how bad this entire situation is. My dog could be getting hemorrhoids and it is completely all your fault. You are now the person who gave a dog hemorrhoids, so I hope you have fun with that. You... you dog torturer.

Yeah, huh, you like that? You are a bona fide animal cruelty supporter. Just by doing this. Me. Doing this to me, not-

[U G H] So that awesome thing in that screwed up head of yours? That super sweet sort of thing that you can do for me that won't label you as some sort of chihuahua punter? That'd be giving me my car and my girl and letting me go away into the back of your head where it's a little less crazy insane and torture filled.

You need help. Serious, honest to god, psychological help.
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[personal profile] thorofasgard

Your intentions for me are not quite clear, Mun. I had rather hoped you would grant me a little more freedom instead of leaving me to fester in cramped headspace... though I hold no contempt for my fellow muses, it is clear that they are more popular with you than I. I am neither scientist or trainer of mysterious monsters, and whilst I do not particularly mind being a god amongst mortals, perhaps you can understand my... impatience. Banner cares not for your hesitations, contented as always to continue his science. He is no stranger to isolation, but I find it suits me ill. Stark comes and goes so often that it is no wonder you have left him alone too. But I stand here willing, waiting for the day you pluck me from this sad existence and give me a reason to be here... a day I fear may never come.

I do not ask for everything, dear Mun. My wish is certainly not to take you from anybody else, neither is it to be in the foreground of this strange little game you play. I merely ask for an existence worth more than this.

gary_oak: (Default)
[personal profile] gary_oak

Dammit, I swear you're just shoving me just about anywhere I fit now... I'm never gonna get any research done at this rate. I hope you realise that while you're dragging me halfway across the internet and having me make out with another version of myself, I just get more and more behind with my work - y'know how much you hate it when I get stressed out...

So anyway, should I get comfortable or is this just gonna end up forgotten again by the time you wake up?

hopefell: (✧ Queen)
[personal profile] hopefell
I don't understand why it is I'm here, mun-san. You're preventing me from showing mercy to the world. There is still so much misery... So much pain and loneliness...

Can you not feel it? Please allow me to return and save everyone.
weaverofworlds: (Power to the people)
[personal profile] weaverofworlds
So, two years.

It feels like it's been longer, really. Especially when I'm in your head with nothing else to do.

Thanks for letting me out, I guess. I know it won't last.
andblockbuster: (Sorry about AIDS.)
[personal profile] andblockbuster
 Really?

I get into one fight with a crazy-woman AI and suddenly now you think I need supervision?
notblackwesker: (Control your own power)
[personal profile] notblackwesker

....I hope you're happy now, mun.
whatpenguin: (DRILL SMASHER V2)
[personal profile] whatpenguin
Alright - this event is just cruel, now. Everyone from my world has soccer related puzzles but myself, of course.
No, I have to save lives, or they die by being crushed.

[He scrubs at his face a bit there, trying not to be pissed off.]

At least it plays into my skills. I guess I should be thankful for that.
ropeagrope: (hrmery)
[personal profile] ropeagrope
Holly Heights, huh? Well . . . at least you chose somewhere normal. Kinda. I've still got my doubts, but you're too busy rolling around whining about it not being August 1st yet to listen, right? I'll do my best, but if lack of Megu drives me nuts, let's all remember whose fault that is!
septette: (❧ one last 80-proof)
[personal profile] septette
 ...so, you say importing my history from another game will give me a boost in advantage, at least in terms of experience? [A sigh.] I suppose the memories of being repeatedly tortured might instill a sense of patience in me for whatever this "tower" chooses to put me through.

However, I question the need to include it for my old relations. There are some people I'd rather forget. My memory is flawless! That's not normally a bad thing.
jeebies: art by <user name="rosdottir" site="deviantart.com"> (standing; beside my dear)
[personal profile] jeebies
I do not understand this fascination you have with insults.

Why would one say "your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory"?

Would that not be an honor?




What is a condom?
tara_maclay: (Looking down)
[personal profile] tara_maclay
Uh... Mun? I'm not sure what you want me to say here. You know I'm not good at public speaking.
pinkaura: (dressing ✿ ❝voyage❞)
[personal profile] pinkaura
Aw Mun, cheer up. Look, I know you're really sad and stuff that you've had to go on one of these 'slowatus' things but people were right. I mean, if you get really sick as a result of everything then you definitely won't have time to play me and that just would totally upset my aura. I was just getting it pink again.

Okay, okay, I might not like what you've planned to do with me whilst you're away but if it means you start sleeping and stuff that's great. Sore teeth are just the worst.

So chin up Mun! We'll be back in just over a week and it'll be better than ever.
northernking: <user name=freedomofheart site=livejournal.com> (♚ It is not flesh and blood)
[personal profile] northernking
My lady, you persist.


Though often I have heard you speak harsh words against me. Do you not deny it? One would wonder then why you think yourself fit to keep me.
We agree however, upon a singular matter. I would strangle him with my bare hands had I no blade to take to his throat.

Now... if you have no more questions.
washtheblood: (Knowledge which is of evil)
[personal profile] washtheblood
A large ship in space with real fictional characters, disease, occasional violence, and a faceless entity who likes riddles and classic literature.


Sign me up.
isgorgeous: (16)
[personal profile] isgorgeous
Hey mun!

First of all, can I just say that you have impeccable taste in usernames? Because I am totally gorgeous.

But what's this about a weird experimenty place in the woods? I mean I know you said a lot of people are there but why do I have to go? Actually I have a lot of questions about this whole idea.

Will pro bending still be a thing? Can Pabu come? Do they have a water tribe noodle stand? It isn't all vegetarian like air temple island, is it? Is Mako going to be there?

Seriously, these things need answering. Chop chop!

-Bolin
tenseiga: (pic#)
[personal profile] tenseiga
 You appear to believe that this Sesshoumaru would enjoy such pitiful human activities.

[ Stare. ]

You are wrong.
legendsneverdie: (Jecht)
[personal profile] legendsneverdie
This again? And here I thought you'd gotten it out of your system.

I did always underestimate the foolishness of youth.
punchandkiss: (Astrid Does Not Approve.)
[personal profile] punchandkiss
So let me see if I've got this straight...

When you dragged me into your head, it was to go on 'an adventure in space' where I got to keep my Dragon and my axe. And it was pretty okay. But then you got bored and I got to go home!

And now here I am again and you're sending me somewhere where I don't get to keep my dragon or my axe, Instead I am getting some sort of cute...creature...that fights other creatures. And I'm not allowed to fight myself? At all?

And I will never have my axe! Ever! Just some little...thing...called an axew which is not the same thing! No I won't call it a pokemon, what does that even mean?

This is a terrible idea!

Yeah, it's...nice enough that Hiccup will be there, I guess but I don't see how that makes up for leaving my axe behind! Or Stormfly!

You're not listening to a word I say, are you.
mangywolf: (pic#4194949)
[personal profile] mangywolf
Do you even remember what happens to me in the series?  Last I recall, you didn't give a shit when I started making my appearances.  If you're gonna do this, then let's do it right.  Rewatch some parts and maybe, I don't know, finish the damn thing?

And when you do that, change your mind about where you're thinkin' about putting me.  What kind of world is that?
stacksthedeck: ( drieduphopes ) (-- well.)
[personal profile] stacksthedeck
I really don't see where you're expecting to go with this. Half of these games you're looking at are completely insane, and that's something I've seen my fair share of.

... You're not gonna let me win this argument, are you?
antileprosy: (pic#2907191)
[personal profile] antileprosy
You are serious, are you? [ a pause. baldwin's breath is a wheeze under his mask. the flow of his words remains slow, measured. ] So be it. But know what you will face. Will you sacrifice one for me? Remember: you may have to.
vortexing: (not so fast Nerdtron)
[personal profile] vortexing
Oh, hey. Look who finally took notice. Been what...four months? Are you sure you're still committed to this relationship? You have a lot to make up for if you still want me to tag along. And don't give me that look. Sure, it sounds like a talk I really need to have with Nerdtron, but Nerdtron didn't ignore for four months.

You don't just get to ignore Cindy Vortex for four months.

I'd start groveling.

Now.


[ooc: canon is Jimmy Neutron]
heartfeltfancy: (232)
[personal profile] heartfeltfancy
Ah, you...what?

Mun-san, I don't like the idea. I already left the Facility, I don't...I don't want to go back to a place just as bad, especially when I was already there.

I won't...I won't be able to protect anyone with this arm. I'll only end up being a burden, if I can't even protect myself properly. I don't want Mami-san to fret, s-she saved me in time so I didn't die, but...

[Silence.]

At least, you say, some people I know are there...?

((For reference, this Madoka got electrocuted and lost most use of her left arm, and her skin still has the scars from the voltage.))
forsooth: (this is not cool forsooth)
[personal profile] forsooth
A space ship? I don't understand, I thought you had no plans for me? 

... Even though I agree whole heartedly that James might just need a babysitter.
ohspooks: (hiding)
[personal profile] ohspooks
So...you're just going to sit there huh?
What about adventures and shit?
I thought I was going to have some.

I'd rather not just sit and have a normal life. Let's get fun and wild.
Come on. I'm asking for it.

-A
[personal profile] electrocution
I think you're stressing out over this more than you should be.

Not amused

Jul. 16th, 2012 04:44 pm
scarred_identity: (Default)
[personal profile] scarred_identity
You know very well my feelings on this matter. I was happy where I was before, and now you're dragging me out again.

And all because of him. I really shouldn't be surprised.
issumatar: (pic#4196651)
[personal profile] issumatar
While I appreciate the attempt- and the excitement - are you sure this is such a good idea? I think you need to figure out some things before you start planning anything.
onethickskull: (So very angry)
[personal profile] onethickskull
Lemme get this straight, you little nobody:

You finally decide to stop messin' around with that lousy Spider freak, and you're sendin' me someplace with even MORE costumed freaks? And all I get for backup's some kid and a space gangster?

I ain't one to turn from a fight, but that don't mean I like to go chargin' in on a suicide mission, neither! You got less than a month to track down the old crew, and you'd better get on it. You could at least see if Sandman and the Doc are still hangin' around, some of those weirdos are a perfect fit for 'em!
plundersbooty: (☠ With total media coverage)
[personal profile] plundersbooty
Hey, Mun, don't fret too much over this app! You blazed through as you should and did your best, so don't regret a thing about this, okay? That's the only way to get ahead is to push on through and stay steady on your course!

[The captain gives a big, wide smile]

Even though you took away that from me, I'm sure there will be plenty of other things for me to do once I've docked, so sit tight and let us just hope not everyone's locked their doors!

[She then puts a finger out, pointing, her other hand on her saber's hilt]

It's time for some piracy, Mun! And I won't have any stragglers holding me down, so look happily towards our future together at that castle!

Returned!

Jul. 16th, 2012 05:32 pm
shine_on_armor: (Armor)
[personal profile] shine_on_armor
 Okay, mun, I guess I should thank you for the new icons. But I'm still kind of ticked that you tossed me aside just for that masked human's joke account.

It's okay, though. I don't really hold grudges. I'm glad you're looking forward to Season 3. It looks like your fears of me and Cadence not showing up again turned out to be unfounded, huh? Well, just don't let that excitement die down; I think it's finally time you put me in a game.

That Route 29 thing seems interesting. Maybe you could give it a try! Twily's there, right? It'll be good to see her, even if we will be humans.

Meh. Let's just get started on the application for now, mun.

[homeless]

Jul. 16th, 2012 05:33 pm
beholdmypower: (purple ice ice baby)
[personal profile] beholdmypower
Human.

You are fool to try harnessing my power, my voice. You cannot begin to understand the folly of this decision.

Cease, and I may be kind, and simply ignore your presence.

Persist, and you will perish.
volcanic_winter: (pic#)
[personal profile] volcanic_winter
Didn't you say that you were going to finish it today? How are you going to do that if you're eyes are glued to dresses?

Wait--What's that look for?
1967impalaluv: ([expression] there goes humpty dumpty)
[personal profile] 1967impalaluv
I have come to the conclusion that you really need a break from television.


I'm just saying it isn't helping you much at all.


Annnnd you know what, I'm all for you apping another character into that shit hole, why? Because I'm tired of being your punching bag here. Getting another one might just save me some pain- doubt it, but hey- couldn't hurt my chances.


Now that thats over....lets talk cast mates. Gabriel being the only one is driving me nuts. I can handle him- but.....doesn't mean I want to.


-Dean


p.s. okay so I will give you credit. Apple pie with Superman......that was freakin awesome!

insectwings: all by windowdressing (Default)
[personal profile] insectwings
So let's just put this down in words so you can see how stupid it is.

You want to put me on a spaceship. With no funeral home. An enclosed space full of gods, angels, demons, murderers, aliens, robots, crazy people, and some emoticon guy. A spaceship that fills up with danger on a regular basis. One that's apparently lost and definitely evil.

I'm fifteen. I don't have superpowers. I'm a normal teenaged boy. I have homework to do and I have to keep an eye on Max. And in case you forgot about the serial killer...well, just let me remind you. Serial killer.

Also, let me repeat: enclosed space and a lot of people.

You're probably going to kill me, you know that? If my mom doesn't kill me first.

[Siiiiigh. Rubbing the back of his neck.]

Don't say I didn't tell you so later. Because I told you so.

- John Wayne Cleaver

[Canon is I Am Not a Serial Killer by Dan Wells.]
endolphins: (Tsuna :: Um...)
[personal profile] endolphins
D-did you really have to use this username, Mun? (It's embarrassing, and what if Reborn finds out??) I mean, it's funny I suppose, but no-one's going to understand what it means!

...No, you're right. It doesn't matter right now. Just...promise me you'll write me well? Please? And everyone else, of course - I don't want to steal the limelight, hahaha... I'll be fine with Mukuro-san; I know he won't bite me. (I think.)
thebalrogslayer: (Default)
[personal profile] thebalrogslayer
 I realise that this has been a reasonable time coming (ten years is not long), but, really.  Do you feel no guilt over the amount of accounts that you're collecting?  At least you chose this name rather than 'horseless' - that joke ran it's course about ten years ago.  Your friend's suggestions were just as... inspired.

Don't try and fool yourself into believing that you want to actually put me in a game.  You and I both know that you will never be able to sustain such an effort.  It'll take more than a canon review for you to be able to be able to write as you once did, although a canon review is certainly needed whatever you decide to do.  Don't lie, I know that you didn't reread the books last year.  Why not start early this year?  At the rate you're reading at the moment, if you start now you might finish before December.

As you appear to be insistent for now, please try and keep your odd ideas to yourself.  Even you admit that you have a 'shipping bias', but I should hope that by now you're old enough to keep that out of my voice.

...Or at least try, at any rate.

- Glorfindel.
yooogaaa: (Every breath you take~)
[personal profile] yooogaaa
...

I honestly don't understand why you find it so amusing. I answered those questions in the best way I could, which is saying something considering...what they were about.

[Is everybody on the other side of the fourth wall so crazy? And then they laugh at him for having a duck. Pffff.]
phenom: (pic#)
[community profile] phenom
If I had the time and attention to spare — though being me pretty much guarantees that I don't, what with being an innovative genius, industry mogul, internationally recognized superhero, and so much more besides — but if I did, I admit, I might be surprised by this new development. After all, you hate me, don't you? Adamantly, I might add, or so it seemed all of one week ago. Sudden change of heart? That's interesting. Seriously, it is, I might even look into it, but again, very busy, you understand.

Anyway, I'll be over here, enjoying my significantly brighter corner of the universe, and you just let me know if I'm not being compelling enough. You've got my direct line, right? No? It's fine, you'll figure it out.
theviralsource: (Default)
[personal profile] theviralsource
This site states that today would be my birthday. Go ahead and celebrate it; but that date has little significance to me. He may be a part of me, but that Alex died a long time ago.

And aren't you supposed to be happy when celebrating? Stop moping. Everyone knows you hated the ending to the sequel, and if Radical hadn't shut down, I'm sure my actions would've been explained in further detail. You heard it from one of the creators yourself; they had plans to continue.

Besides, there are worse things that could've become of me. I could've become one of those guys who goes around playing hero. And we both know I was never the type for that.

Go eat a cake. Isn't that what people do on birthdays?
pighugs: (i totally know bigfoot. we're tight.)
[personal profile] pighugs
Woah there hot-shot! I know what you're thinking:

"I can't possibly handle all that girl!"

"She's so awesome, how can I compete!"

Well fear not oh fearful one - I am 100% cool with you hoppin' on board the SS Mabel. Toot toot! Heheh, it's my name.

Just don't make me look bad, okay? Dipper says I do that all by myself but -- pshh -- what does he know, huh?! He's just a brother.

So what do you guys do for fun around here? There was this one time me and my brother broke into an abandoned convenience store and I had a sugar coma and got possessed by old people ghosts. It was a weird time in my life. But it was so AWESOME!!!.

Betcha can't top that!
psychedelium: flight of the conchords references are always relevant (come on sucka lick my lyre)
[personal profile] psychedelium
[SICK LYRE RIFF.]

Child, you know not the forces with which you toy. Hm hm hm... feel the weight of the collective spiritual void hang from your fingertips. [strum.] Your tongue. [strum...] Your eyelids. [strum.] Find my voice; let it guide you into the abyss.

Real heavy.

Heh heh... sister Mundane, think not of playing games. Open your mind to the realms beyond the realms. Drown it in the cosmic tide.

And let it rot.

[community profile] ataraxion?

Jul. 16th, 2012 09:22 pm
pipeweed: (60)
[personal profile] pipeweed
What's this? You'll be bringing me someplace else, aside from the city I'm currently in? And many of my friends are already there?

...well. I can't say I'm opposed to this bright idea of yours - though I do have a question, Lady Mundane.

What's a space ship?
greypilgrim: (heh)
[personal profile] greypilgrim
Well hello there! My, my. I don't imagine that you were expecting me to show up after all this time. Why, we haven't talked since you were a young girl!

[He sits back, pulls out his pipe-case and opens it, pulling out one of his long-stemmed pipes and his jar of Longbottom Leaf. He packs the bowl calmly, then summons a spark from his finger to set it alight. He takes a long, meditative puff before speaking again.]

The question is, what are we to do now?
lordofjustice: (pic#2832018)
[personal profile] lordofjustice
So you're finally thinking of doing something with me? Well it's about time. If there's one thing I've learned in the past few years it's that one day - one hour - can make all the difference. I've been stuck up here for months. That's a whole lot of hours that have gone by.
spats: (because reasons is why.)
[personal profile] spats
[ Scoffs. Geez, Mako, get that hand off your sassy hip. ]

I do not 'freak out', okay? I'm one of the calmest people around! [ B|a ] Listen, when Asami vanishes, I'll be out there looking for her, not getting myself in a tizzy like an idiot. 

And when she gets back? I'll call off the search.
population_ctrl: (tastefully so)
[personal profile] population_ctrl
Your choice to disturb me, girl. Even my generosity has limits.

Don't expect anything more than this.
hidesfrommonsters: (surprise)
[personal profile] hidesfrommonsters
Oh no that would...I don't think I could do well anywhere miss. Just let me stay here it's safer I wouldn't want to be trouble. I'm not useful like others would be or or as brave as Tali and 'Reegar if anything bad were to happen. No, best to not go anywhere stay here out of sight.
1mistress_nomaster: (News | the lord's doing)
[personal profile] 1mistress_nomaster
[she's... pacing, arms crossed behind back, with srs faic.]

Lady Mun,

Yes I know I'm not Queen there, but I don't see what that has to do with the fact that... it just happens that I'm well versed in such things, you would be too, if you were thoroughly humiliated in battle to the French no less. I like to learn from my mistakes, thank-you very much. The others here, for the most part, seem to not be taught these things. I'm a Prince, first and foremost, and though not the one my father wanted, I will not humiliate him by forgetting what he taught me. 

Your sarcastic commentary about my father being bad at winning wars is not appreciated, desist.

But it still doesn't change the basic fact, that while I'm looked to for leadership, they're my people, and I will not fail them.

[and there is a smirk, she is the proudest of mama's, in whatever sense, or at least it's the closest feeling.] Not that they need me much, if at all, a sense of direction is what I have provided. They are all of them the most accomplished of Knights. Even if I know the term would not apply, they still are to me. I have every faith we will win by their efforts.

As for the rest of it, I'll sleep and eat again when they're all returned to me safely. Then, I can return to the respite of being just Elizabeth again.
knowslove: (pic#)
[personal profile] knowslove
 I'm very glad to be given the chance to get out and stretch my legs a little, but you don't actually mean to play me anywhere, right?

[ A soft sigh. ]

Hoping for him to come and see me might be too much to expect, but I have hope.
artofpersuasion: (146)
[personal profile] artofpersuasion
You're actually going to do it, aren't you? [She worries her lower lip, carefully considering.] It isn't that I'm not glad you chose me. I just- I wouldn't want to see you get hurt again.

I know. I'm not supposed to worry about you. That's Mom's job.

Promise you'll be careful?

[There's a short sigh.]

I'm scared too.
urnotafraid: (the wall is falling)
[personal profile] urnotafraid
So... That's it? A note on plurk and that's it? Way to make me feel like an asshole. You wanna rub salt into it too? I'm sure it'll sting better that way.

Well... fuck it. I don't even know why I try talking to you. At least you've let me stay in the other game.
ensembledarkhorse: (Default)
[personal profile] ensembledarkhorse
We do not understand thee, mundane... and we do hope you allow us to keep things formal. We do not see the need to be casual in such situations.

While our journal name is mildly insulting, we suppose we should be thankful it is only mildly so; thou hast shown a surprising amount of restraint in your avoidance of mentions of fun and the doubling thereof. That is not why we are speaking with thee today, however, mundane.

Twas it not enough for us to grace thee with our presence so quickly? And yet, thou would seek for us to forget ourselves? Not even the company of Twilight Sparkle in thy "headspace" is enough to allow us to forgive thee, mundane. We shall never forget our sister, regardless of what may have occurred in the past. And certainly no humans would change our mind.

We suppose there is little chance of changing thy mind, however. In which case, perhaps thou should get to working on that biography... or "application", as thou hast dubbed it.

Why wouldst thou need to apply anything? We do not wear makeup.
lokiofasgard: (Bellow)
[personal profile] lokiofasgard
Ohoho, look at you. Just look at you! Cowering like the simpering little whelp you truly are! Oh yes, that's right, go and crawl into the dark. Let me snipe from the sidelines until these words - these blades - snap your very legs clean and keel you into the dirt. I'll be here to drive you deeper down there, make no mistake.

Do it, I think I deserve the break! Some amusement in this paltry livelihood you've given me. [ he laughs coldly. ]

You are pitiful, mun, absolutely and irredeemably pitiful. Is not this what I have been telling you for months? You're useless, you've absolutely no ample command on me, my voice is but an alien tome to your ears. Of course, you'd persist though. Only you. And yet, here I am, crouched over your sobbing heap, laughing.

I may not be able to crawl up into you; coil around your spine and break it into pieces but they? Oh, they most certainly can. I'm just waiting for the sinew to sever and the boughs break completely.

And I'm going to love it so. Every second of it. Every iota of decay you show. Your broken edifice is indeed a marvel to be had...
freelance_lonestar: (Default)
[personal profile] freelance_lonestar
...Yeah... the 'or something'...

Y'know, mun, you can stop reminding me about my... 'origin story' any time now. ...Seriously, stop it.
heroesnevertietheknot: (uhhhhhh)
[personal profile] heroesnevertietheknot
Well, uh... Ouch, mun. [ rubbing the back of his head ] I don't know what to say about that name. Look, it's a work in progress. We're getting there. Just gotta get the big sis' approval first!

[ FISTPUMP. Yeah, you tell yourself that Snow. You are making no progress

in fact you are making negative progress
]

That's way too long anyway! You gotta have something snappier for people to remember. Like NORA. Can't forget that easily. [ SMIIIIRK he is so good at this naming game yeah

and completely avoiding the question of when he's going to get married
]
cagastric: (are you serious)
[personal profile] cagastric
Really?

[ he takes a drag, slowly, and holds it until he speaks again. ]

You are making mistake. Without job, what can be done?

[ shaking his head, nikolai taps some ash from the cigarette. ]

Bad idea. You should go back, now.
animpurrtantjob: The Leo sign in a Trollian bubble. (--arsenicCatnip began trolling--)
[personal profile] animpurrtantjob
:33 < *ac p33rs thoughtfully from behind a hill at her brand new rper human*
:33 < *she wonders now how pounce felt, being rped!*
:33 < *ac thinks its purrty cool*
:33 < *ac sloooowly cr33ps in fur the kill..........*
:33 < *a big HUG, h33h33h33! :DD*
:33 < oh god im so excited to be in a rl roleplaying game
:33 < this just seems like the purrfect arrangement really! X33
:33 < but if its not too much trouble its a little bit of a kitty litter here in your head
:33 < there arent too many other trolls around, and i cant really talk to the ones who are here anyway since you play them too ://
:33 < so i would like to be somewhere we can have more fun as soon as pawssible please!
:33 < *ac leaves a great big baboonterlope with the pelt taken off already as an advance thank you purresent for her mun <33*
darktrollofthesith: (...and then we take the gold)
[personal profile] darktrollofthesith
Well, well, well. You're going through with it after all. I can't say I mind the locale, though it does seem rather closed-off. And while I won't have my normal crew, I suppose it's always good to make new friends.

Now, then. You've two weeks to prepare. I'm certain you can get everything ready in that time, even with your next trip, can't you? I'd be so disappointed if you kept me waiting.
gimme_that_drink_now: (Smile)
[personal profile] gimme_that_drink_now
It has come to my attention, that I may have slumbered to long away from you oh Mun.

I was trying to hide from the prying eyes which linger and instead I seemed to be dragging my feet back to the start. How disappointing. [Folding his arms and taking a seat]

So won't you entertain me? Or will you come to kneel as all other pitiful Midgaridians do in time.