On the new episode (spoilers in comments)

[freelance_lonestar]

...Yeah... the 'or something'...

Y'know, mun, you can stop reminding me about my... 'origin story' any time now. ...Seriously, stop it.

Comments

heyyy stranger I hope this is cool <3

[thingcalledjoe]

If they're good at anything, it's reminding us of shit, eh?

S'all good~! <3

[freelance_lonestar]

Yeah, seems to be their favorite fucking hobby.

[Small pause and eyes up the newcomer.]

...Do I know you?

awesome!

[thingcalledjoe]

You can fuckin' say that again.

No. What, I can't talk to strangers?

[says this sicilian mobster dude.]

[freelance_lonestar]

Considering my track record? There's quite a line of people who would say you didn't want to talk to this stranger.

[Says the killer robot war machine of death. :D]

[thingcalledjoe]

[fuckin sweet]

Yeah? They got a good reason or is it all talk?

[wait no says the sicilian mobster guy + who likes obnoxiously hitting on ladies]

[freelance_lonestar]

Take a good long look at me. I don't wear this power armor for fun. I'm a robot with a penchant for kicking the ever-loving fuck out of people.

[thingcalledjoe]

The fuck's a robot?

[freelance_lonestar]

[And cue Tex facepalming.]

I'm a machine. I literally have buns and abs of steel.

[She takes off her helmet, tosses it to the side, takes out a combat knife and cuts through the synthetic skin on her face, revealing the gears and gizmos beneath.]

[thingcalledjoe]

What the fuck?!

[freelance_lonestar]

Robot.