dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: dollhouse

Honestly, I have no idea what you're doing. Yes, I am, I am well aware that I am your..."Loudest muse" so to speak but. Time to branch out. If you're serious about joining a game again, it shouldn't, it shouldn't be with me.

We've had our fun. So drop it. Your foolish hopes of finding anyone else from my world are ridiculous at best. It's been years. I was, I was barely relevant then, even less so now.

Go do something with that other dead girl instead.

ethicalproblems

And so the puppet-master becomes the puppet. [He uses his hands to imitate pulling the strings.] Wow, that’s ironic. Legit irony, not even the Alanis-ified version. I’d say congratulations, but you’re a little late to the punch line. Like, years late. [Thanks, Boyd.]

Don't worry, just because the joke’s stale, doesn’t mean we can’t work something out. You find somewhere bright, without rodents or too much open space, and we’re in business. You get to play, and I get to...not have front row seats to the thought-pocalypse. Everyone's a winner!

Oh, but before that, we've got one teensy problem. You, my mun-friend, need to put on her thinking cap. One Wikipedia article doesn’t make you neurologist. It makes you like, .02 of one. Tops. So, chop chop. When you inevitably mess up the details, which of us is going to more embarrassed? The actual genius or the tech-support girl?

verybritish

Must I be subject to your nostalgic whims? We had our time together. We agreed we were done. I was happily retired from your roster.

You can't expect anyone else to indulge you in this. You said yourself, you've traded up to the latest model of "Whedon ice queen". Why bother calling in a General when you have the Cavalry?

[To be absolutely fair, it's the direction Agents of SHIELD is taking that's brought this on: the damaged genius and the memories rewritten.]

I'm the patron saint of loneliness. I make you uncomfortable. You don't miss me.

kenosis

As I am sure you're aware, I don't particularly appreciate my 'broken doll' status. Or the idea of being used to facilitate some sort of plot. Maybe you could find someone else.

badday

Controlling or out of control. Which is worse? Which is you?

Which is me?

Did I think of this? Did I think of this? How do you separate ideas when the everything is tangled?

repulses

Just what is it you expect from me? Any preferences I should know about? Do you have some sort of grand master plan in store for me like the others?

I can't be my best if you can't even make up your mind.

everybodysprogrammed

( Spoiler for last night's Agents of SHIELD episode 'The Well' )

prefersmanreaction

...I'll admit it's not my best work.

verybritish

No, there's no Dollhouse in Tahiti. Why do you ask?

secured

Far be it from me to change your opinion, but one ride on the merry-go-round was enough for me.

I'm assuming you don't take rain checks.

bringthestorm

What do you want from me? I don't know what you're doing here or what I'm supposed to do.

Pulling the strings like I'm a puppet and bringing me out just because you want to is supposed to make me happy? It's not.

I know. I've heard what the others have had to say. I don't have a choice, because you're the one making the choices for me.

[She just laughs, because yes, this is all very funny to her.]

obsoletion

Whoa, whoa — Can we not with this whole Blaming Topher For All Of Our Problems™ thing? I didn't, strictly speaking, do — anything. I mean, there you were doing whatever it is you do, and I? I said nothing, munfriend. You were the one all, 'Oh, hey, let's a'huntin' we will go through the Tumblr tags'. And, I mean, wow, if I wasn't already enough of an egotist? Totally flattered, don't get me wrong. But what were you expecting? Silence? No no no. We don't do silence in the Topher Zone.

I get that you're not very organized and your life has been all — you know, lifey with the horrible and the ick — but you do realize that one of these days? I'm sensing some serious giving in here. Remember that application you started? Look at that, me too. Finish it, maybe? ...Or, on second thought, rewatches are always a treat. Not that I essentially enjoy watching my life happen before my eyes or anything, because, heh, talk about Twilight Zone — Inspiration is the word I'm looking for! That's what I'm here for: Inspiration. Think of me as your sweater-clad-genius-of-a-thinker Muse here to get that fount of creative juices flowing.

Why should you trust me? Good question. Answer's even better, because you probably shouldn't. But, uh. Imagine all the shenanigans we could get up to, right? Just like old times? ..Creative juices. Let's get with the flowing already. The radio silence in here might actually kill me. Again.

Okay, so maybe that was a bad joke, but that doesn't make me any less right.

kenosis

I understand. I just want to be my best.

scarred_identity

....Yes, thank you. Reminiscing on the most traumatic experience of my life is exactly what I needed. How kind of you.

composited

So... are you in my head? Or am I in yours? Can't say I recall there being a woman in here before-- couple of gay guys and one fantastic drag queen, if I do say so myself--but no women.

So what does that make you, huh?

[ A pause. Quiet. ]

So, you sail the good ship redemption? I guess that sounds okay. Fun for a lark... I just don't know what you expect to get out of me there. Sounds like and engagement you can't leave. No, I'm not interested in a treatment right now, thanks for asking.

tangoesque

Did I fall asleep?

thelefthand

Oh, of course. Here I am, freshly acquired to entertain you. It's almost as though I've got nothing else to do. No better, more important things to be working on with my precious time. I'd love to sit here and do nothing while you listen to the other voices in your head. And to think, I didn't even put them there. That's quite the accomplishment.

...Are you feeling alright? You look tired. Maybe you should rest; let someone else take over for a while.

starches

Soo-oo-oo.

You've done this -- the girl-version this -- before, so I guess you're kinda good at it, right? And it's not like I'm a total stranger for you, all things considered. Don't look so nervous, mun-friend. This is gonna work out just fine.

(Or fine for you, anyway. Yeah, I would have been okay not thinking about that part, but you weren't planning on going there anyway, so we're all good.)

andblockbuster

Look... Mun-person. My suffering is not nearly as funny as you make it out to be. And yes, I realize calling it "my suffering" makes it sound melodramatic and ridiculous, but seriously.

The point is that none of this is as funny as you think it is.

And I still don't need "supervision." De Witt would hate space, and day in and day out, all we would hear is how there's no scotch and the vodka tastes like urine and everyone's a plebe and below her Britishness. No one wants that!

morethananecho

I think I'm lost.

... Am I lost?

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: dollhouse

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voicetesting; x-posted

on mun's renewed inspiration

boomtown

Have some "EONE/TWO" Topher

much sarcasm. wow.

I couldn't help it...

The 'post credits' of the last agents of shield

RE: agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. 1x08

reviving an old muse.

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go back to sleep, you little shit.

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The mun is canon reviewing

Headed to the Barge...

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itching for a rewatch.

voicetesting for as-yet-undefined reasons

Fun times at ataraxion high...

voicetesting~

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