Old muse is incredibly rusty, but too beloved to keep down. Please bear with me.

[thebalrogslayer]

 I realise that this has been a reasonable time coming (ten years is not long), but, really.  Do you feel no guilt over the amount of accounts that you're collecting?  At least you chose this name rather than 'horseless' - that joke ran it's course about ten years ago.  Your friend's suggestions were just as... inspired.

Don't try and fool yourself into believing that you want to actually put me in a game.  You and I both know that you will never be able to sustain such an effort.  It'll take more than a canon review for you to be able to be able to write as you once did, although a canon review is certainly needed whatever you decide to do.  Don't lie, I know that you didn't reread the books last year.  Why not start early this year?  At the rate you're reading at the moment, if you start now you might finish before December.

As you appear to be insistent for now, please try and keep your odd ideas to yourself.  Even you admit that you have a 'shipping bias', but I should hope that by now you're old enough to keep that out of my voice.

...Or at least try, at any rate.

- Glorfindel.

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[marchwarden]

Why do you possess such little faith in the efforts of your scribe?

[keeps_count]

Such skepticism you hold in your mundanes abilities. More often I see others resisting this rather than doubting capabilities.