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☤hebe (daughter of olympus) ([personal profile] jeebies) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-16 11:57 am
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I do not understand this fascination you have with insults.

Why would one say "your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory"?

Would that not be an honor?




What is a condom?
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[personal profile] oh_young_mariner 2012-07-18 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Dies laughing] I think my parents must have received one of those letters.

Your mun is funny.

A condom is, I'd guess you'd say, a BARRIER between a man's seed and, ah, its longed-for destination. ALSO CALLED A 'LOVE GLOVE.'
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[personal profile] jeebies 2012-07-18 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
A man carries a plant about?
oh_young_mariner: (oh yeah)

[personal profile] oh_young_mariner 2012-07-18 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
In a manner of speaking...

Hey there! :D

[personal profile] olympic_lion 2012-07-18 05:57 am (UTC)(link)

[...Aheheheh.]

Well, it's something mortals use to protect themselves. From diseases, and the like...

[Seriously, how do you explain modern tweakings to the birds and bees to your perpetually-innocent wife?]
Edited 2012-07-18 05:58 (UTC)
jeebies: (tight lipped; not saying a thing)

yooooooha broha!

[personal profile] jeebies 2012-07-18 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Disease? From where?
olympic_lion: (Not. Happy.)

Btw thanks for convincing me to pick up the big guy.

[personal profile] olympic_lion 2012-07-18 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
From each other, for the most part. You know how it is with mortals, first one gets sick then that one shares the sickness with all their fellows; with all the various illnesses around, there's hardly a one who could tell who's healthy and who isn't.

[SO not going into the 'prevents unwanted pregnancies' aspect, not with his track record- not that they would've helped in his case anyway. That kind of prevention really doesn't have much of a track record against divinity, you know?]
jeebies: (breezy; she said it first)

no probs...person I don't know, hey wait, KAT

[personal profile] jeebies 2012-07-18 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[She frowns, brows furrowing.]

Oh, so then they are like masks?

Sorry, still random stranger person. Just one of those 'Oh HEY' moments, you know?

[personal profile] olympic_lion 2012-07-21 12:51 am (UTC)(link)

[He really should just make this one of his official icons, shouldn't he?]

Like special masks, perhaps. They generally are see-through.

[Or colored, or ribbed, or knobbed, or flavored, or-

But you know, it's kinda hard to suggest a condom teaching session with your estranged wife. Not when you've just found each other again, right?

Right?]

((OOC: I wish I knew what happened to my reply from a few days ago! Sorry about the mix-up.))
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