In which the mun finally finds him a game! But Hammerhead doesn't like the roster

[onethickskull]

Lemme get this straight, you little nobody:

You finally decide to stop messin' around with that lousy Spider freak, and you're sendin' me someplace with even MORE costumed freaks? And all I get for backup's some kid and a space gangster?

I ain't one to turn from a fight, but that don't mean I like to go chargin' in on a suicide mission, neither! You got less than a month to track down the old crew, and you'd better get on it. You could at least see if Sandman and the Doc are still hangin' around, some of those weirdos are a perfect fit for 'em!

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[someonetoscold]

Wait, what do I gotta do with anything?

Hurray! You're actually the Sandy I remember from LJ! How's C&C?

[onethickskull]

Because they got these mutant weirdos runnin' around on top o' everything else, and the mook pullin' the strings says they're bad news, that's why!

Besides, word is there's gonna be a Spider problem eventually, and it ain't the one we're used to. Considerin' everything else that place's gonna have goin' for it, guy like me's gotta play it safe. An' you and the Doc are the only ones I remember seein' runnin' around at that other DM place.

HI THERE C: Good! Well, sort of. I kinda dropped Flint a while ago and now he's homeless ;;

[someonetoscold]

Hey, hey, hey -- I've had enough of spiders 'n freaks. The Big Man ain't my boss no more, I'm retired. [ Also may or may not be ambiguously dead but whatever ]

Aww, dropping sucks! Well, it'd be fun to see him at the place the Hamster's going to :3

[onethickskull]

You? Retired? You finally gone soft, Marko?

[Seriously, last he saw you, you were still obsessin' over getting Bender's your Big Score]

I am intrigued? No promises, though. c:

[someonetoscold]

Just 'cause I'm sand don't mean I'm goin' soft! I'm done. 'Sides, not like Munny here has plans for me.

I can PM you a link. Hamster's going, and I'm considering sending Inque, too

[onethickskull]

No, but the fact you're quittin' sure does.

[ooc: Personally, exploring Sandman trying to reintegrate into normal life and become a good guy always sounded like it'd be fun, but that's just my two cents]

[someonetoscold]

Aw, shuddup. I only ever wanted the big score, I never signed up for monsters and mutants and stuff.

(( Ooh, yes! I always did want to try heading him in that direction c: also sorry for being slow! ))

[punliners]

'Costumed freaks'? Ouch. Never heard that one before.

[na na na na na na na na na douchebat.

hey he's better than the old man, at least.]

[onethickskull]

Pretty impressive with them big ears of yours.

[punliners]

Oh, you know. All the better to hear you with.

[onethickskull]

Good. Means I won't have to repeat myself: I ain't scared of you bat-types. I fought plenty o' people usin' dirty tricks, you freaks'll just be the first ones on the hero side.

[punliners]

You say 'dirty tricks' like you're the only one that's ever heard of the things, yeesh.

[Ignoring that part about fear specifically to heckle him? Maybe a little.]

[onethickskull]

I know I ain't. You and those other Bats use 'em all the time, from what I hear. Regular little toy box you got strapped to that costume.

Me, I don't see the point in gadgets 'n fancy gizmos. Better to know how to throw a punch than some flashy boomerang.

[arach_nerd]

I'm a freak? Remind me, which one of us is permanently stuck in the 1920's?

[As a history major I have to point out you had it right the first time XD]

[onethickskull]

Ya crawl around on walls 'n wear that thing in public. Sounds pretty freakish to me.

[Not even taking the bait, Spidey.]

I know, I just wanted to make it roll better.

[arach_nerd]

And you look and act like you stepped out of a Dick Tracy comic.

Re: I know, I just wanted to make it roll better.

[onethickskull]

What, you never seen a real suit before? One that ain't spandex?

Re: I know, I just wanted to make it roll better.

[arach_nerd]

The suit's part of it. The other part of it is...hang on a sec, this'll be better with a visual aide.

[Walks off, comes back with a full glass of water, and puts it on the top of Hammerhead's head.]

See, totally a Dick Tracy villain.