HALF A MONTH EARLY...

[cagastric]

Really?

[ he takes a drag, slowly, and holds it until he speaks again. ]

You are making mistake. Without job, what can be done?

[ shaking his head, nikolai taps some ash from the cigarette. ]

Bad idea. You should go back, now.

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holy shit another Nikolai

[bornvor]

What's this about job? You talking to your mun or you mean yourself? [Oh hey, Nikolai. Have a curious Kirill.]

kfjskdf kirill

[cagastric]

There is place — without vor. What will I do there?

[ he shrugs. ] Nothing, is what I tell her.

HALLO FLOWER OF MY EY-- I mean *cough* Hi, Nikolai.

[bornvor]

In similar place now. But crazy shit happens there, fucking fairy tale stuff with monsters.

[And he won't admit that he's happy that there are no vor there, besides Nikolai that is. Not being under his father's heel is a nice change.]

But you resourceful, Nikolai. [And he'll grin.] Must be plenty of lazy fat bitches to drive round, yeah?

lol hi kirill.

[cagastric]

You stay safe there, Kirill?

Yeah. It will be... experience.

[ there aren't any cars there, but he doesn't have to know that yet! ]

:)

[bornvor]

"Safe", yeah. So far so good.

[Or that was the saying.]

They make you strong or something, be good for you.

[cagastric]

Good.

[ a touch on the shoulder that might be a slap of encouragement. it's hard to tell, with nikolai. ]

Stronger, yeah? You, too. Having experiences? [ he smirks. ]

[bornvor]

[Any touch from Nikolai is encouragement for Kirill. Encouragement for those feelings he shouldn't have, or encouragement for being a goddamn man about things. Either way.]

You know what experiences I'm having here? No fucking good bars, kolya. Have to sniff round for drink like a damn dog here. [He's miserable man. There is like no booze in this place. It's terrible, Nikolai. Terrible.]

holy shit you're amazing.

[justthedriver]

[ There's the crackle of burning paper and tobacco. Nikolai lets out a long strand of smoke. Just enough to brush against his twin's jaw. ]

People like that don't listen.

oh my god, your username is perf.

[cagastric]

[ nikolai smirks at... nikolai, inhales smoke but exhales it away from both of them. ]

Pity. Nothing I say works.

ironically he's in games in which he has no cars to drive

[justthedriver]

Hard case to crack. [ So polite, Nikolai. Have another exhale in your face C: ]

Don't see many of those.

[ It's easy enough to twist even the vor to what he wants. It just takes patience- but patience has very little use on muns. ]

:'( it's okay, nikolai. you can pretend you have a car

[cagastric]

Maybe just dull.

[ oh come on dude. nikolai raises an eyebrow, and ashes his cigarette again. this time, it's casually positioned so that the ash is close to falling onto the other man's shoe. ]

imaginary car! also you're awesome for watching EP, jsyk

[justthedriver]

[ He snorts, and draws his shoe away just in time. Bro, he ain't that easy. ]

Bratok can't write us. Must be another reason.

so are you; it is such a good movie! more people should watch it.

[cagastric]

[ yeah, yeah. ]

Maybe just stubborn.

[ he shrugs. ] Or deaf.

becaaaauuuse Loki knows the Nikolai above

[snaketrap]

So make job, whining mortal. With big tough life, job not hard to find.


[ Yes, he is purposely speaking in broken English and mocking your accent.]

[cagastric]

[ not even funny, guy he doesn't know. Nikolai just ignores it, though. ]

Another job, easy.

You some kind of demon?

[snaketrap]

[ Actually, it's completely hilarious tiny human. We apologize, by the way... yeah. :x Anyway, he drops the accent for greater mocking and fuckery purposes. ]

How interesting that your thoughts turn to demon, out of all the various species I could be that is not human. Suiting, I suppose.

No. I am no child of Muspel.
Care to try again?

And while you think on that, do indulge me where as to where your little human driver [ hah ] means to take you. Concern of course. See, your face is familiar to me.

[cagastric]

You did call me mortal.

[ he shrugs. ]

Asgard. [ he says the name as if it's unfamiliar — but of course, Loki should know it. ]

[snaketrap]

[ What. Absolute bafflement and disgust for just a moment here. ]

What in all the nine would Asgard want [ Sudden realization. Oh, please don't tell him that Thor has assumed the Throne. Only Thor would be stupid enough to just let people in. ] with some unknown Midgardian?

[cagastric]

You from there?

[ he raises an eyebrow. nikolai's not sure what this guy means by 'the nine' or 'Midgardian', but he won't answer anyway. ]

[tofindthesun]

[OH, MORE NIKOLAIS. why is aragorn's face everywhere.]

Find else to do, perhaps? Live in peace and waste away slowly.

They tend to enjoy bad ideas.

[cagastric]

[ because aragorn's face is awesome. ]

Maybe, find hobby.

[ shrugs. ] Apparently.

WOOPS THAT TYPO LMAOFLSKD

[tofindthesun]

[hmmm.]

What sort of hobbies could you find in a place like that?

FIND SOME HOBBITS

[cagastric]

Don't know.

Magic. Counts as hobby. [ no, nikolai, you're thinking of stage magic. ]

WHAT SORT OF HOBBITS tears tears

[tofindthesun]

A difficult hobby. [woops tolkien magic misunderstanding.] Do try not to burn down a building.

THE MAFIYA ARE LOOKING FOR HOBBITS

[cagastric]

Am not so inept. [ mock indignation. ]