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dear_mun2012-07-16 07:05 pm
insectwings) wrote in dear_mun2012-07-16 07:05 pm
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voice test for ataraxion
So let's just put this down in words so you can see how stupid it is.
You want to put me on a spaceship. With no funeral home. An enclosed space full of gods, angels, demons, murderers, aliens, robots, crazy people, and some emoticon guy. A spaceship that fills up with danger on a regular basis. One that's apparently lost and definitely evil.
I'm fifteen. I don't have superpowers. I'm a normal teenaged boy. I have homework to do and I have to keep an eye on Max. And in case you forgot about the serial killer...well, just let me remind you. Serial killer.
Also, let me repeat: enclosed space and a lot of people.
You're probably going to kill me, you know that? If my mom doesn't kill me first.
[Siiiiigh. Rubbing the back of his neck.]
Don't say I didn't tell you so later. Because I told you so.
- John Wayne Cleaver
[Canon is I Am Not a Serial Killer by Dan Wells.]
You want to put me on a spaceship. With no funeral home. An enclosed space full of gods, angels, demons, murderers, aliens, robots, crazy people, and some emoticon guy. A spaceship that fills up with danger on a regular basis. One that's apparently lost and definitely evil.
I'm fifteen. I don't have superpowers. I'm a normal teenaged boy. I have homework to do and I have to keep an eye on Max. And in case you forgot about the serial killer...well, just let me remind you. Serial killer.
Also, let me repeat: enclosed space and a lot of people.
You're probably going to kill me, you know that? If my mom doesn't kill me first.
[Siiiiigh. Rubbing the back of his neck.]
Don't say I didn't tell you so later. Because I told you so.
- John Wayne Cleaver
[Canon is I Am Not a Serial Killer by Dan Wells.]