Kelly Bailey (
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dear_mun2012-07-16 10:47 pm
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V-Voice testing...
Wot the fook do you think ya doin'? No. No. I know what you're thinkin' yeah? That's a given.
No. None of this is gonna work out between us. This whole muse-mun relationship thing goin' on is a bunch of bullocks. Ya are not gonna get any ideas about gettin' me involved in anythin', got it?
Either ya fook off or you're gonna get a slap in the face. Your choice mate.
And no. This username doesn't apply to ya.
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It's a proper party.
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I don't need any of this shit.
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Can't get mine to do anything right, either. It's such bullshit.
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I swear, there are literally no clocks around in her head. It's almost like she wants us to go mental with trying to figure out the time.
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Pretty sure that stuff can turn muns into complete nutters... if they're not already. It's like they're always fucking high.
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Need some help, Miss?
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I couldn't help myself - I love Kelly
You just strike me as someone who has a lot of anger that you haven't bothered to keep pent up.
[another eyebrow raise]
I'm not sure your language is appropriate.
Ahah I do too <3
And I can talk how I want to, ya prick! No one's forcin' ya to listen to me, yeah?
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Mm. So feisty.
It's not so bad, yeah? You can have a wank whenever you want and there's no reason to wear trousers. Yeah, it's a man's dream, really.
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Ya. A man's dream. Not mine. This place is a fookin' shithole.
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I think you're overexaggeratin' how much people want a ya. Once they get past the face... it's all fookin' down hill from there.
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your Nathan is amazing btw
sobs and keysmashes all over the place THANK YOU
NP you deserve it!
your kelly isn't too shabby either :)
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What the fook did ya do?
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[He looks around, totally stealthy, and drops his voice] So you'll never believe what I've just done.
So I'm doin' my work, right? Workin' real hard, honest day's community service, moppin' the big room, yeah? And all of a sudden, the egg sandwich I've had for breakfast starts to turn. So I look round and wonder, "where's a good place to have a proper shit?" And as it just so happens, the office door's been let open, yeah? So I just... let meself in, unzipped and let go, right in the drawer, the nastiest, most vile - oh ya shoulda seen it, Kel. Even you'd have been proud of me.
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Thought about it, but didn't wanna get meself caught red-handed now did I?
Or brown. Y'know. Close enough, really.
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[GROSS]
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On that note, I am fuckin' starvin'. We goin' anywhere for lunch? or are you and your little boyfriend there gonna have a quick dine in his super-cool car if ya know what I mean, love?
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