fookingloveya: (You're gonna get a slap.)
Kelly Bailey ([personal profile] fookingloveya) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-07-16 10:47 pm

V-Voice testing...


Wot the fook do you think ya doin'? No. No. I know what you're thinkin' yeah? That's a given.

No. None of this is gonna work out between us. This whole muse-mun relationship thing goin' on is a bunch of bullocks. Ya are not gonna get any ideas about gettin' me involved in anythin', got it?

Either ya fook off or you're gonna get a slap in the face. Your choice mate.

And no. This username doesn't apply to ya.
easy_a: (Hey you.)

[personal profile] easy_a 2012-07-17 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
You got a shit mun, too?

It's a proper party.
easy_a: (Sass)

[personal profile] easy_a 2012-07-17 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I know, I know. They're a bunch of twats.

Can't get mine to do anything right, either. It's such bullshit.
easy_a: (Ugh.  Just wanna sleep.)

[personal profile] easy_a 2012-07-17 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Few weeks, maybe? I got no fucking clue.

I swear, there are literally no clocks around in her head. It's almost like she wants us to go mental with trying to figure out the time.
easy_a: (Shittiest.  Date.  Ever.)

[personal profile] easy_a 2012-07-17 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Wot, is she on drugs or something?

Pretty sure that stuff can turn muns into complete nutters... if they're not already. It's like they're always fucking high.

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justanothercop: (Gaining a Detective Sergeant - a friend)

[personal profile] justanothercop 2012-07-17 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[...eyebrow raise]

Need some help, Miss?
justanothercop: (Pint Time! by me)

I couldn't help myself - I love Kelly

[personal profile] justanothercop 2012-07-17 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[shrug]

You just strike me as someone who has a lot of anger that you haven't bothered to keep pent up.

[another eyebrow raise]

I'm not sure your language is appropriate.
tripled: [ nightingails ] (OH?)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-17 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH MY GOD he forgot how terrible your accent is]

Mm. So feisty.

It's not so bad, yeah? You can have a wank whenever you want and there's no reason to wear trousers. Yeah, it's a man's dream, really.
tripled: [ nightingails ] (you know you want it)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-17 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah? I'd rather be here than picking up litter at the community centre. There's some women here, yeah? And I'm not saying I shagged 'em, but... I shagged 'em. And it was the best fifteen minutes of their lives. I'm a fucking God 'round here! Nathan Young, master of love. Now, you ladies didn't appreciate what you had. And now it's gone. Try not to cry too hard about it, will you?
tripled: [ nightingails ] (are you asking me out on a date)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-17 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey now! It pains me to hear you talk like that. It may be hard to hear, but I am a very wanted man! Any man with this beautiful of a face is irresistable. It's science.
tripled: [ nightingails ] (sexcii can i)

[personal profile] tripled 2012-07-17 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
So you like my face.

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geminated_man: (chuckle)

[personal profile] geminated_man 2012-07-18 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Heeeeey! Oh there's my girl. Good old Kelly! Knew I could rely on you! Knew ya wouldn't let me down!
geminated_man: (cornetto)

[personal profile] geminated_man 2012-07-18 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Me? Oh. Nothin. Nothin. And I certainly didn't take a shit in the probation worker's desk. No. Only a total prick would do that.

[He looks around, totally stealthy, and drops his voice] So you'll never believe what I've just done.

So I'm doin' my work, right? Workin' real hard, honest day's community service, moppin' the big room, yeah? And all of a sudden, the egg sandwich I've had for breakfast starts to turn. So I look round and wonder, "where's a good place to have a proper shit?" And as it just so happens, the office door's been let open, yeah? So I just... let meself in, unzipped and let go, right in the drawer, the nastiest, most vile - oh ya shoulda seen it, Kel. Even you'd have been proud of me.
geminated_man: (sarcastic)

[personal profile] geminated_man 2012-07-18 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well then we're not gonna have a problem, now are we? Not like I smeared it on the fuckin' windows and wrote my name or nothin'.

Thought about it, but didn't wanna get meself caught red-handed now did I?

Or brown. Y'know. Close enough, really.
geminated_man: (pout)

[personal profile] geminated_man 2012-07-18 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine. I'll just let ya know I won't be eatin' eggs again anytime soon. Just straight through me. Impressive splatter reach though. Gotta admit I'm pretty impressed with meself.

On that note, I am fuckin' starvin'. We goin' anywhere for lunch? or are you and your little boyfriend there gonna have a quick dine in his super-cool car if ya know what I mean, love?

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