inflaming mun's anxieties again?

[lokiofasgard]

Ohoho, look at you. Just look at you! Cowering like the simpering little whelp you truly are! Oh yes, that's right, go and crawl into the dark. Let me snipe from the sidelines until these words - these blades - snap your very legs clean and keel you into the dirt. I'll be here to drive you deeper down there, make no mistake.

Do it, I think I deserve the break! Some amusement in this paltry livelihood you've given me. [ he laughs coldly. ]

You are pitiful, mun, absolutely and irredeemably pitiful. Is not this what I have been telling you for months? You're useless, you've absolutely no ample command on me, my voice is but an alien tome to your ears. Of course, you'd persist though. Only you. And yet, here I am, crouched over your sobbing heap, laughing.

I may not be able to crawl up into you; coil around your spine and break it into pieces but they? Oh, they most certainly can. I'm just waiting for the sinew to sever and the boughs break completely.

And I'm going to love it so. Every second of it. Every iota of decay you show. Your broken edifice is indeed a marvel to be had...

Comments

[ironteen]

[SLOW CLAP.]

Wow, very dramatic. Are you trying out for a school play?

[lokiofasgard]

Rather a bit past your bed time, is it not, Stark?

[ironteen]

Bed times are for normal people. Not exactly my category.

[lokiofasgard]

No, perhaps I should just put you to sleep myself.

Getting chivved, sounds much more "your category".

[ex_intellects434]

Oh.

Shut. Up.

[lokiofasgard]

... No.

[ex_intellects434]

Oh good.

You've lowered your decibel level.

[lokiofasgard]

'twas already low. Perhaps you shouldn't stand so close.

[mischiefmade]

They do tend to forget that when a snake strikes it rarely misses.

[lokiofasgard]

She'll come to rue dabbling where she should not, I'm sure.

Watching her crumble will suffice for now. In the end, it will be akin to putting a sick dog out of its misery.

[mischiefmade]

[This one releases a hearty laugh.]

Perhaps she shall see fit to thank you in the end.

[lokiofasgard]

[ cannot help but return the chuckle. ]

I believe any tears will be thanks enough. Anything else is a welcome bonus.

[not_insane]

I know I have a flair for the dramatic but I really don't think I'm this terrible.

Even with whatever is influencing you and the Thor for my universe.

[lokiofasgard]

Try a twisted young mortal who derives no greater delight than when making you as miserable and as angry as possible.

She finds it fun, but she can't quite handle it in return. That's where it gets fun. Dramatic? True, but it burrows deep under her skin, just how I want it to.

[not_insane]

However if you break it down it is only slightly more eloquent than "Hulk Smash".

Perhaps your mundane should introduce him into her mind. Dr. Banner is always good for conversation and Hulk was good at even shutting Thor up.

[lokiofasgard]

[ he scoffs. ]

Introducing another into her headspace? I should be so lucky. She seems to devote time and thought only to me. Another young fellow I know little of complains so often of the attention he's deprived of. I hope one day her attention will shift, but it seems unlikely.

[nightwatcher]

That's quite a temper you have. One would advise you to simmer down but I doubt you'll easily listen to reason.

[lokiofasgard]

And usually, you'd only be half right in thinking so. Though, fortunately my anger has since... somewhat subsided. She does so rile me sometimes, does darling Mun.

[nightwatcher]

'Tis a shame that you and your "friend" there can't seem to get along well. Although sometimes maintaining such friendship is more troublesome than it's worth.

[webcrawler]

Hey. I don't think you should speak to--uh-- her or him like that.

[Spidey's still not sure if he wants to get involved in this or not. This screams some kind of domestic disturbance, but calling the cops as Peter might end up more effective than pulling his mask on and webbing this asshole up. Gotta weigh the options.]

[lokiofasgard]

Her.

[ silence takes him as he surveys the scrawny lad; he arches an eyebrow. ]

She has said worse to me. 'tis only fair, is it not?

[webcrawler]

Well, she shouldn't be saying that either, but two wrongs? Don't make a right. That's gradeschool knowledge.

[Don't you eyebrow arch at him. He's eyebrow arching at you.]

[arcofiron]

Throwing your toys out the pram kid?

[lokiofasgard]

[ raises an eyebrow. ]

A tad late to the party, aren't we?

[arcofiron]

There was a party?

[looks around in confusion]

Doesn't look fun to me. And I am fashionably late. But maybe not in time to save this.