dear_mun | Jun. 27th, 2012

Jun. 27th, 2012

...Bitch.

[Someone has found a bottle of tequila] Putting me in the Virgin and the Fool's clutches and taunting me with space?

That's cruel. I mean really cruel. I know what you're planning to do with me with the city. And no backup. [He gestures with the bottle.] could find gary you could pay for gary I don't care you have no money...

[louder] But space? I wanted to go to space ever since I was ... was.. [He gestures trying to approximate a child's height.] This...space. of air right here maybe. I was a physicist before I was a priest. And then science went...

[He gestures with his fingers] wiggly...wibbly-wobbley. Like Dr. Who. Timey-wimey science went timey wimey. Is it gonna go timey-wimey in space?

god_of_thunder

Mun,

How dost thou expect me to keep thy title of God of Thunder in a world in which I can not call forth the thunder? The lightning?

And thou has taken from me the ability to even cause hurricane from mine own breath!

Nay, I say thee nay mun!! And I will retain my strength! Think no more on that matter, mun.

No more! I have need for a drink, some mead...

Current Mood: aggravated

separatingstars

I accept my fate as a puppet for your enjoyment. However, I do not doubt my will is strong enough to change this. Heed my warning, mundane; this time together will be short. I have more important things to attend to than amusing a child.

eric_the_huntsman

You've refused this place so long, what makes you bring me here? I've finally rid myself of the void that I have carried so long and you have plans on tormenting me here with the promise of who I cannot have! There are others here to tend to her. Leave me be in Tabor. ...What do you mean you will not?! You are a wretched, lonely soul. Had I not witnessed her death, I would swear you are Ravenna in another form!

gammabruce

I'm at a loss for words here, mun. Something like this simply would not happen. I know you had hopes, your mindspace practically screams them at me sometimes, but it's just not feasible.

I couldn't take the risk of something going wrong. Which means it'd have to be very, very safe, and slow, and downright boring. Certainly nothing like... well, that. Besides, I don't even own that many necklaces, and...

I mean, I'm not actually thinking about it. I'm only pointing out how things would go if, hypothetically speaking, we ventured into a relationship beyond professional. Which we wouldn't, except as friends, and I think we already are.

No, I don't mean friends with-- actually, I'm not going to finish that statement. Discussion is over.

sengokupocky

Mun-chan!

Your knowledge of the Sengoku period is woefully inadequate! You need to study more. At the very least you must watch the Sengoku Basara anime!Then you'll have some understanding of my favorite pairings and scenarios.Might as well youtube some of the games while you're at it.

Yajimacchi is right. It's wrong for a muse to know more about fandom than a mun.
Doing your research will make playing me way more fun!

1183_geth

( Spoilers under the cut )

big_badass_hero

Yeah I know you hate it when I'm the voice of reason but tough.

I know you and her mun are amused with the idea I'm not got it. Keep throwin' the kid at the comics I have real work to do. Besides I can't go off to play astronaut, I gotta go take down Wesker.

What do you mean if I don't play nice you're not gonna let me see Jill or Claire. I'm not a prisoner here.

darntootinestmom

Well, I completely understand why you find me so appealing! Ahahaha! I know that I'm just a wonderful woman with class and a great sense of humour but there's one thing we need to straighten up ASAP, little lady. You can not continue baking Betty Crocker cakes! It's just not the same as a good old fashioned cake made from scratch! [She does a happy little air punch to emphasize her point.]

Now if you need some help, I'll be more than willing to donate my time. If I can almost teach Jackie how to bake a pie I can completely teach anyone to bake a cake! [token kitty laugh.]

Now you go get washed up, I have some cheese puffs in the oven and some hungry bellies to feed! [And another laugh.]

pediophobia

Pediophobia...? I can't say that I'm familiar with that one. What does it mean, exactly?

...

I am not afraid of dolls! Those dolls in particular were just... somewhat unnerving. That's all. If those eyes were staring at you, I'm sure you would be pretty unnerved yourself! Hmph. I actually rather like dolls-- er... well, I used to, anyway. I'm not sure that I could deal with seeing one after all of that madness, though.

-- I still don't have a phobia of them!! Gracious. It's very rude to make assumptions about people, you know.

fusedtothecore

[After being nudged out into the open, this strange creature is a little reluctant to move from her mun's side. So many strange things happened right bfore appearing here.

Whining softly, Nina paces a circle and tries to hunker down out of sight.]

emaiya

So you intend to send me somewhere on my own, do you? I can't say I approve, but your mind is already set. This display of restraint, while rare, is only delaying the inevitable.

If you want ideal results, the earlier pull points are superior. The more I know, the less effective I'll be. Especially if you intend to put me somewhere without him.

... [ A light hum shows off her curiosity at a thought. ] A tool is nothing when left alone. A gun is harmless without a hand to pull the trigger and a knife meaningless without the tenacity to throw it.

Acting in this manner is trivial.

[ That's all she'll have to say on the topic as she grows silent once more. ]

wouldntkilladragon

Dear Mun,

I'm sure you're a nice girl. If we just talked about this, we can probably agree on a nice compromise, right?

Like, maybe you DON'T send me to the memory loss game? I mean, they even call the arrivals heroes and I already lost a leg doing it last time. I'm not sure my luck really fits with that sort of thing.

And I'm sure we can agree that other game with the AU is just a terrible idea. Didn't you say you didn't want to send me in the first place because you didn't want to separate me from Toothless? I REALLY don't think having an AU where Toothless dies will make you feel better.

How about you just send me to museboxes? Or games where I'm home and there's some strange interdimensional communication thing. That'd be fun, actually! Let's do something like that. Or, even better, you just leave me alone. I'm really not that interesting, and I could-

You're not listening at all, are you?

Come on! I like it at home right now. People like me, I'm good at training dragons, and I get to go flying with Toothless. I even have a girlfriend! An awesome one!

Please?

Signed,
Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

wholenewstory

A new world. Sounds...strange.

But – people are people.

If I can – protect. I'll be fine.

bornvor

Hey, hey. You think you could fucking pay attention for little while? You've got deadline, yeah?

I don't like missing my appointments, so don't slack on the app. [Don't mind the heavy accented Russian. Kirill looks annoyed if anything, impatient also. He could use a smoke, or hell a drink... or five. He was nervous about going to this Abax place, but Nikolai would be there so that was a plus?]

Stop "having feels" for this stupid game, Mass Effect or whatever. Get to work, bitch. [He'll make a motion with his hands to hurry his mun along. Always the gentleman with the ladies this one.]

Eto prikaz! [That's an order!]

botnextdoor

M-mun?! What are you doing?! You can't push me out here because you're excited about some dressing room! I like it better in the headspace!

Why are you laughing? This isn't funny! Muuuuuun!

light_hearted

Hmm...no, I don't really think that's funny, mun.

underhound

This again? I thought you might have learned.

( Giovanni's smile is sharp. )

Of course, I shouldn't have expected so much. Go on, then — you can make yourself look even more foolish than you are.

motorings

A ship huh?

Well, I'd be lying if I said that doesn't sound exciting.

squeal_like_a_piggy

Yes yes; one big happy family, aren't we?

Now what does it say about our fandom that at least 90% of us would appear to currently be homeless?

[Anna clicks her tongue] So sad.

Oh well... So long as you can remain as active as you are with Mr. Stoicism and I on that other site, mun, I've got no complaints. ...But fine; if you insist, I'll be the one to ask-

Where do the rest of you iron-fisted fighters currently reside?

Current Mood: calm

deadandred

You sure you want to do this, doll? --Not that I don't think you can, it's just not gonna be pretty. Especially with where you want to bring me from. You just had to pick that, didn't ya? Showing up in Chicago isn't bad enough, I gotta have no memories either? Thanks.

....At least I'll get to see Steve. And her friend. That makes up for a lot of it.

Anyway, finish up, would you? I've waited long enough.

checkoutthesedecks

What did you think was going to happen, some magical friendship bullshit?

Ugh, I REALLY need a shower. If you see Pinkie, just keep her the fuck away from me.

girlnextdoor

I know you're unsure about where you're taking me from, but I hope you at least know what you're doing.

heartisabattleground

Hey come on now, no excuses! You know I've been your favorite character since about the age of ten right? You can't help but feel connected to me, and me to you! Now sure, you've made some mistakes with my canon when you were younger but hey, no one's perfect. You were just doing it cause you looked up to me. Now come on, I'm ready for a game! I don't really know if I like the choice, with all that's happened there, but I mean it's a chance to make friends, right? Just think about it okay?

bring_the_beatdown

No way mun! I was not scared. It ain't even like that. Look, right after the camera cut I got that creepy mutant but good. He didn't even see it comin, I was just like WHAM and then POW and then he's on tha ground and I'm standin' over him.

See mun? I had it handled.

I don't know why you think I was scared, cuz lady, I ain't scared of nothing. Ya hear me? NOTHING.

notintehkitchen

The unicorn was really cute! I see it's a real thing you can buy now! You have to get it for me, mun! I love unicorns!

awesomeintheory

Yeah, the new issue's out. Yeah, I'm excited. But would you settle down? You're going out later anyway, so just pick it up then.

You wanting it right now isn't really my problem. I hope I don't look like that when I'm impatient.

[No, he just gets pushy.]

I don't know, go… eat a muffin or something. Play more of that game with the pointy-eared guy. That usually settles you down. Go write fic. But not about me. The stuff you wanna write about me is freaky.

Current Mood: frustrated

elementally

So. Let's get looking, shall we?

onemoredeath

So. Are you happy? Did you enjoy that little event? I know I did.

Ah? Shush now, it wasn't so bad. I had a little fun, you had a little fun. There is nothing to worry about save for what may come next. We both know it will come out sooner or later. I do not have the patience of a saint even if I pretend to be one. I do wonder though what the others will do.

When the masks come off, who will be surprised and who will accept? That is the next level of the game, especially there.

Too bad I wasn't able to get more than a bite to eat. I have a feeling that I won't have such an opportunity again.

whirlybird_of_prey

( thanks for the html fail )

voluminous_one

I am glad to know there is little haste, sir Mundane, but what game would not benefit from the presence of Volstagg?
...
As long as there is enough food and drink to sustain my mighty frame.

hungrybug

I really hope you don't plan to get me arrested.

crazyprepared

No.

No no no no no no no no no

nononononononono

Current Mood: blank

dailishdaisy

Oh, I know you've only just started, but I'm very pleased that you seem to like having me around. Not many people do, you know - which you know already, of course, but I just thought I'd mention it -

Ah, there I go babbling again. Sorry.

neverforgetatrophy

Lettin' me go huh?

Feh, I had a feeling you wouldn't be able t'keep my voice for too long anyway. 'Sides Swindle has enough problems in that city without me gettin' involved.

...And don't worry too much girly, There's always those stupid memes you can throw me into if you start missing my voice.

du_bist_also_haesslich

So zhat is how zhe Pyro sees zhe vorld. It is even stranger zhan I could heff imagined. So long as it is our Pyro und not zhe BLU one ... I can handle zhat. Just keep zhe ozher one far avay from me as possible, zhank you very much. Zhe smell of burning flesh und clozhing is one I vould like to forget about.

Zhis does explain vhy he is just so happy all of zhe time, zhough. If I vere in a delusional fantasy vorld, I vould be zhat happy, too! But some of us heff to live in reality, you know, und deal vizh everyone dying constantly! Ach...Vell, nevermind zhat. At least now I heff ... insight into zhe Pyro's mindset. It does not ease my mind at all, but vhat vould?

Seeing zhe BLU Medic cower in fear like zhat vas hilarious, zhough. If anyone deserves to feel zhat kind of fear, it is him. Schadenfreude ist die shönste freude!

future_founder

Disappointing.

Very disappointing... yet, not unexpected.

dicey

Deny it all you want, 8ut I think we 8oth know the truth here!

I would 8e the 8est 8eer pong player the city has ever seen.

ophis

And suddenly, I am the favourite. You flatter me.

You do realize I am not at all interested, yes? Just because you had a little fun with it, and just because you have familiar faces there, does not mean I am all that inclined to indulge your whims. I was enjoying my comfort and solitude until this silly idea of yours.

Don't give me that look, woman. I am aware that I have little choice in the matter, but that does not mean I won't make it as difficult as possible for you.

ifheisdorothy

Mun, Mun, Mun.

You're rather interesting, you know. Patient, smart, kind - well, mostly. Kindness more focused to real people. Taking late night calls for your friends just so you can make them happy. Willing to talk with people on the internet about their problems because you want them to feel better. But you send characters off to horror games and watch as they suffer and die. You care about them, sure, but there's no guilt with treating them that way. There's no reason to feel guilty. You're their god. Well, as close to their god as you'll get. And, let's face it, you never have to deal with them directly. You only type and watch.

So, is that the plan with me, then? Putting me in a game to watch me squirm? It's not going to work. I'm much harder to torture than most of your other characters. Of course, you already know that, don't you?

saneasme

You don't have to worry about sounding odd. You just have to sound like me.

not_onyourside

NON! I do not want to sit here and chat with all zhe new Pyros.

Eet will not be Character Development or whatever nonsense word you are zhrowing around. Eet ees virtual suicide and I will have no part een eet.

used_ice_burn

Don't get me wrong Mun, I LOVE my brother! More than anything, and you know that (or you better, really.)..! But...

Well you don't even know if it'll be MY brother! What if it's HIS brother instead, it'll just be confusing! Well, maybe not for me, but the other me doesn't even believe I'm who I say I am, and if HE doesn't believe me then what will HIS Thor think? I...

...

i miss my brother.

gorgonfondness

[bliiiiiiiiiiiiiinks]

I don't remember drugs when I was a pyro.

fierybeatdown

Look, mun. I realize it's been awhile since you've played me. I get that you're intimidated about getting back into roleplay, since you feel you're out of practice, and you're still finding your way around this place.

But sitting around and wishing isn't gonna make that happen.

Maybe you should stop being lazy and actually look for a place to play me.

Just jump back into it -- can't be too difficult, right?

- Someone You Never Thought You'd Play Again

learnpatience

While I appreciate the consideration, I would rather return to Republic City and spend time with my family. Both need me right now. I certainly refuse to be sent into space for your amusement. I'm certain you can find a better hobb--

What do you mean my children are going up there? I must put a stop to this at once!

angle_on_it

So, I've made a couple mistakes, huh? Well, so have you. Somewhere, someone's rolling their eyes saying, "What else is new?" But, hey, it happens.

We all make mistakes, we all hit rough patches, and eventually we all have to own up to the consequences. Trust me, I know. You do something, or say something, or think something you shouldn't -- a lot of that going around -- and once it's done, there's no taking it back. You might want to, but you just gotta own it.

Can't say I have a lot of advice on the right way to fix it or we probably wouldn't be here in the first place, but you know what? I can tell you the wrong way to handle it: Running away. [Hands up for an innocent gesture here.] I know, I know, we both need to work on that, but at least I can admit it.

I'm not a quitter, and neither are you. If you were, we wouldn't be associated. You work it out on your end, I'll work it out on mine, we'll meet somewhere around the middle.

Got it? Good.

Current Mood: determined

vavavroom

"There are hotter fish in the sea"?

Gee, thanks, mun. You really know how to cheer a gal up.

[ she rolls her eyes and folds her arms. ]

Whatever, let's just get this over with - I have a father to visit.

rhodopis

Yes, I appreciate the interest. But you know as well as I do that the minute you take me out of Egypt, Memphis will have the entire army at your front door by tomorrow.

So...yes, I think this is a very bad idea.

Sincerely,
Queen Carol of Egypt

redecorates

This place was filthy! Tags all over the place, and all those fonts all mixed up! Unclosed formatting tags! And it looked so gloomy, too! Hasn't anyone ever told anyone here that grey has never been in fashion?! And that old man is so creepy! What were you even thinking?

But you're lucky, even if you're not very smart. Because I'm here, and I fixed it all up for you with my artistic genius. Don't mess it up again, got that?

As for my pay, I'll take a month's worth of ice cream. Or you can go take me somewhere with rainbows and lots of cute animals.

idkworldruler

You only have to wait until Friday mun, I think you can manage just a few days of waiting.

badlydressdnclearlyinsane

Yes, the fourth wall explanation does mention me by name.

[It's like an invitation!]

Your words, not mine, but if you want to take it like that...

I know you've missed me, even if you think that after

edensphere my story's pretty well concluded. That's okay. You left a loophole with that summoning power, even if you didn't think it was a loophole when you made it. If that's what you want, I can come back. You know, I never really left.

No, you don't have to go to any great lengths to give me a lightsaber when I never had any there, but if you want me to have one for this visit, I know you can think of a way. I have faith in you.

Don't stress over whether you want me like this, or as I was as a child. You miss me... this is a chance to try me out again... There's no promise there.

fusedstars

....I have mentioned to you before I hated you, right?

[Well, technically I didn't come up with the idea for the experime--]

But you picked those songs, or rather, the torture you called music.

[....I am so sorry.]

You took her away from me, and do this in return? All I can say is watch your back.

Because I will kill you.

[And there is a very large amount of hate and venom in that voice.]

adherence

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

thebestman

Sir, I realize that it's a little stressful to play a character that's so well-known when you've mostly stuck to original characters or little-known characters for the past few years. And that's fine. But the world's not gonna end if someone doesn't like how you play me, and the world's not gonna end if someone doesn't like your "AU", whatever that means.

For what it's worth, I think you're doing just fine. I'm not really sure why you had to bring me in with Stark, but at least I'm not in a whole new universe on my own.

didntcomebacksane

What? No...

No mun. Please, not there. I was perfectly fine. Homeless.

There's monsters there. So many. Many monsters. They'll see me and take me away. No...no no no. N-Not that there's anything I can do about it. You're going to make me go there anyway.

Is Tali there? Or...Commander Shepard?

[No, but Legion and a Reaper are already there.]

...what? GETH!? REAPERS?!

NO! No no no. I can't. Not again! I have to hide!

[So glad you're taking this like a man.]

deathknellgrell

I won't be IGNORED!

[ Bunny ~~boiling~~ chainsawing in 3... 2... 1... ]

littledipper

Look ...mun, that's the name right? I know you're excited, but couldn't this have waited a little while longer?

Neither of us know anything about the town other than the gnomes that tried to marry Mabel, things could change at the blink of a eye...like...uh... everyone could turn into giant spiders, or psychotic unicorns...or...okay I can't actually think of anything else right now, but you get my point!

And why did you have to choose that name? Wasn't there any other usernames you could have thought of?

paranoidpilot

Mun, do you really think that this is the best idea?

Of course you don't, thinking really isn't your strongest trait is it?

Do you have any idea how dangerous it'll be there? Oh I'm not talking about the giant robots, hee hee, no I'm talking about the germs. They're everywhere, and I don't have anything with me that could combat any of them. Oh, I'm allowed to keep the Condor? That's lucky, at least I'll have some place familiar to hide while I wait for my impending doom.

Come to think of it, it'll be just like back home. Just without the others.

Oh yeah, I'm going to die.

I'd write my will, but there's no one around to receive it.

Yep, so going to die.

Hey Mun.

Hurry up and put me in there.

I wanna get started.

fonewearl

You know, it's kind of nice, actually getting out and about for once instead of spending every single minute on the junkstation, as boring as it's gotten there anymore. Pretty sure Cain would appreciate the change in scenery, too.

I'm not too happy with the memories that got dug up by being on the ARKS ship though, and I'm a bit less than thrilled about the little squad you stuck me with. I swear, half of my time spent there has been watching my new teammates sliding down handrails. Like the ship itself is just a massive playground. It's almost depressing to watch.

I mean.

Are they all twelve or something? [Never mind the fact that you're seven, Mirys.]

loyally

Are you sure this is a good idea? I mean, you do have work & everything. You often seem a little scatterbrained when it comes to these sorts of things. It not always works out either...

Not that I'm saying I'm not happy about this. Hey, I'm glad you're finally letting me get some air! Hell, I'm even glad you're willing to bring me somewhere where I actually know people - especially Luke. Though taking me at that point.. isn't that a little too cruel?

Listen... all I'm saying is that you know what you're doing & you don't strain yourself okay?

stilcalibrating

( Cut for all them spoilers. )

swagbender

You know, I don't think Korra was serious about all four of us having a "blanket fort orgy".

Does that seriously sound like a good idea to you?!

blossomedtwice

YOOOOOOOOOSH!

Good evening, Mundane-san. It is I, Rock Lee, your eternally faithful muse. I am quite happy to hear that you have once again taken an interest in my undeniable youthfulness! The flames of our passion truly burn bright. I can not deny that I feel some apprehension at the idea of losing all my memories, Mundane-san! I treasure my teammates and friends! And I do not want to ever forget Gai-sensei because he is the most youthful man I know. He is my beloved sensei, Mundane, and it does not seem fair that I am required to forget him merely because you wish to play at this game!

However, if you are set on this, then I am sure we will both succeed through hardwork and determination! No matter how many memories you take from me, I will use GUTS to win them back. I will play all the games you send at me and prove that I am an excellent ninja, no matter what the circumstances!!

OSSU!

timeshare_batwoman

So, right when your main version of me is finally starting to be less weak and useless and her game might finally be moving over here, you decide that maybe you want to app me somewhere after all? You don't even have a good reason! No, a player in your current game maybe eyeing it and a Melanie who just dropped out because of apper's lack of time aren't good reasons. ~~I wouldn't want Terry, anyway. Not after everything. And Melanie wouldn't even be a candidate for Batwoman at that point.~~

Just. Drop it. You don't even have any real plans for me, unlike your others.

sexyspeedracer

I'm not so sure I approve of the reasons for picking me up. There are a lot of things I do like about getting to come out, but I think 'shipping' reasons are probably the most worrying.

Let's just focus on the game thing for now, and getting me down right. This won't be so hard.

heykirkwastheman

So, I'm supposed to call you, mun? [He gives a little shrug.] Have it your way.

But, I'm going to be honest with you. This is a terrible idea, letting me in your head, this will only end in tears.
Spoiler alert: They'll probably be yours.

[Funny how he doesn't look at all sympathetic.]

You do what you do, and I'll just keep doing what I do. We'll see who wins. [He gives a little smirk.] I know, you know I don't like to lose.

Oh, and another thing...love the username.

wastingaway

Woah. I was perfectly happy where I was before you pulled me into this headspace of yours, mun. I understand that you're very excited about the new stuff coming down the line. But the last thing I need is you cooing about "poor Chris" or trying to traumatize me any more than I already am.

Besides, you'd just need to update as soon as this new thing launches. And I know you're not very punctual about things like that. So let's just... you know. Think it over before you make any rash decisions.

-I see you looking at that duck place. No. I don't care if he's there. He's dead. I don't want to ever have to deal with him again.

Are you even listening?

oblivious_klutz

Um, I know I'll need a new partner, and I know I'm a meister and one of my 'techniques' in the game was 'Pow Hammer', but is this Thor person with his hammer Weapon really that amusing.....? If you say so?

asaraindrop

You can't-

[ There's fear in the girls voice as she speaks, shaking her head as she speaks ]

Katniss went, she won, they can't take me.

[ She doesn't want to go to the Games - she can't go ]

She wouldn't let anything happen.

I think we have issues.

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