Like everyone else...Meet the Pyro commentary.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

So zhat is how zhe Pyro sees zhe vorld. It is even stranger zhan I could heff imagined. So long as it is our Pyro und not zhe BLU one ... I can handle zhat. Just keep zhe ozher one far avay from me as possible, zhank you very much. Zhe smell of burning flesh und clozhing is one I vould like to forget about.

Zhis does explain vhy he is just so happy all of zhe time, zhough. If I vere in a delusional fantasy vorld, I vould be zhat happy, too! But some of us heff to live in reality, you know, und deal vizh everyone dying constantly! Ach...Vell, nevermind zhat. At least now I heff ... insight into zhe Pyro's mindset. It does not ease my mind at all, but vhat vould?

Seeing zhe BLU Medic cower in fear like zhat vas hilarious, zhough. If anyone deserves to feel zhat kind of fear, it is him. Schadenfreude ist die shönste freude!

Comments

[hasstandards]

To be frank, Doc, I'm not sure the BLU one don't see it like that, too.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Oh, I know he probably does, but so long as I am not on zhe receiving end of it...

[hasstandards]

I think we can agree there. Better them gettin' burnt alive than us.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

I prefer any ozher mezhod of deazh, really. At least zhen I do not heff to smell burnt skin und hair for a veek aftervard.

[hasstandards]

I don't know, Doc. I've always thought drowning would be right awful.

[pyromaniacal]

[Ferocious nodding in agreement. Or something.]

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

...

So you agree? I zhink?

[pyromaniacal]

Mrrh mprrphm mphmhh! Mph, mm mphrh. Mmmhphh!!!

[Gesticulating as he has this very deep conversation with his friend Medic.]

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

[Well, Pyro gets a pat on the shoulder.]

Er, ja. Zhat is good. Sehr gut!

[pyromaniacal]

[MEDIC IS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. He smiles, not like that can be seen, giving the man a thumbs up.

That thumb has a shred of crusted flesh on it. Pyro flicks the little sparkle mote off his finger. :)]

[notintehkitchen]

Does Sensei not like cute things?

[schrodingerscat]

[ IT'S AN ANGEL c'mere... ]

[sentryslinger]

Cut our doc a break, now. He's got a lot on his plate.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Because he is bad at his job, naturlich.

[sentryslinger]

I wouldn't call him that. He's just jumpy from time to time. I'm sure you get that way when you're the primary target of the other team.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Our Spy seems to find his back more often zhan not.

...

Und he loses his head a lot, does he not? [Laughing. It's funny when it's not happening to him!]

[pocketsurgeon]

You do ze same ven it's ze BLU Pyro coming after you.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

It is funnier vhen it is not me.

[pocketsurgeon]

Vell it seems zat only RED's get featured ein zese videos. So you should enjoy it vhile you can. Soon enuff you vill be back on ze field und it von't be very funny anymore.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

RED is clearly superior, zhen. [A laugh.] Of course I vill enjoy it until zhe inevitable painful deazhs happen again. Zhe same vill happen to you, naturlich.

[ribs_grow_back]

Oh ja, ze part vizh BLU hiding in zat barn like a scared little girl vas just too amusing.

Vunderbar, in mein opinion. Five stars just for zhat.

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

Ja, ja! [He laughs.] It vas simply amazing!

[ribs_grow_back]

Indeed it vas, mein friend!

[He's laughing too, Medicbro.]

Ah, nozzhing like good old fashion schadenfreude to boost vone's spirits, ja?

medic party

[medick]

[ ahahahhahahahaa ]

ohhh yeaaaaah

[du_bist_also_haesslich]

[LOLOLOLOLOL Their laughter will deafen everyone.]