dear_mun | Jun. 26th, 2012

Jun. 26th, 2012

Oh em gee, you're staring at me! You're staring at me. Hee hee! Oh, you're such a little pervert, mun! I bet you're checking me out, right now! I mean, like, literally as we're speaking. I'm totally flattered, but I gotta keep myself pure for Travis the Great, 'cause I'm not just some random skank who wants Travis the Great to rock her world. I'm going to be his bride, one day.

Oh my God, did I just say that out loud? Ooh, that is so embarrassing! I think I'm gonna die from the embarrassment of having my feelings for Travis the Great spilled so publicly!

Oh, and about this 'game' situation. I'm not going anywhere without Travis the Great. I can't let him think I'm cheating on him like some kinda slut, y'know? Plus, I wanna keep all those nasty sluts away from him, too. He's so hardcore, so it's understandable that those bitches would swarm him, but he's mine, so I gotta keep him safe.

Jeez, if he gets me preggers, I hope he doesn't ditch me.

faith_in_humans

Vampires do not hold the same taboos and morals as humans. It is perfectly acceptable, even expected of siblings of their maker to interact in such a way.

So I am hardly surprised. You're the only one who remains shocked.

circus_freak

So, miss mundane, it's very good to meet you! [giggle] I know you've wanted to have me for a muse, but this is our first time actually working together!

I think we can totally be in sync! We might have to work hard to make sure you have my voice down, if you want to get me into that game in the next round!

That's ok! I like working hard! Especially at fun things like games.

Ooohhhh did you say that cute boy who's friends with the avatar will be there too?

hispalette

( cut for Black/White 2 spoilers. )

demshitsnacks

Right. So I'm thrilled you've picked me up, but this clearly isn't my sort of place. You've been holding out on me.

See, I've been poking around in your mind for a while now, and seems there's this glorious place where gettin' laid's like taking candy from a baby.

[In case you didn't hear her.] Candy. From a baby.

Now let's take a brain cab over to Bakerstreet so Momma can get some lovin'.

prince_loki

Really, mundane? What is this sudden fascination with alternate universes? You've made at least some attempt at keeping the Master canon, at least, when you start him in a game or elsewhere. Yet, despite your love of my movies, you persist in using me for alternate universes. Your mindscape is fascinating, in a terrible sort of way. I don't think you're well, at all. So, on livejournal, I'm a lunatic being healed by elves. Here...I'm Hawkeye's mother.

I'd continue, but I think you're beyond repair.

theprettyone

Okay. First of all, I am not just some... same-face-y.... guy. I have a lot of different expressions, thank you.

Now, I'm not going to humor you by going on about how terrible Holly Heights is and how I wish you'd stayed on your hiatus. I think it's lovely, actually -– it's relaxing. A nice change from traveling about in the TARDIS all day, eh? I mean yeah I'd much rather have my real wife here than an alien soldier woman, and the kids thing is a bit weird, but I'm not worried. Amy and the Doctor'll come around. They always do.

Alright? Good, I'm glad that's settled. We can both move on then, yeah?

crazyprepared

Don't think I don't know what you're up to. I've heard you planning. And you won't get away with it.

What's the big idea, anyway? What possessed you to get me involved in this mess? It isn't as though I don't have enough going on aboard the Lost Light already.

[Beat.]

So you're just killing time.

[Beat.]

…You're anxious for the next issue? Do I look like I'm having a good time of things myself? I'm so wound up I've started seeing Rung again! Even he thought I was hallucinating. That's the point where I should start worrying about my health.

Current Mood: distressed

ventilates

You could stand the extra practice, that's all I'm saying. In time, you'll find it comes as easily to you as breathing. I have faith in —

... I wouldn't call it 'dealing' with me, young lady, and neither should you.

tumorous

You're bored so you bring me out to play?

Sounds like every other fucking guy in my life. I'll pass.

stungunning

Goodness Miss Mun, after all that horrible business last week and all that property damage from the robots and the terrible weather, I really feel like I ought to be going out and doing some sort of assessment for insurance purposes or something. You know, Meryl would probably have my hide for not being proactive about it all.

...well yes, I know that I have to look after Nico and the baby but you know that's no excuse! Damage doesn't just wait about for maternity leave to finish! You can take the insurance girl out of the agency but you can't take the insurance out of the girl's paycheck- no that doesn't sound right. Oh dear. Meryl's always the one who takes charge in a situation like this.

Perhaps I should just stick to maternity leave, now I've gone and made myself confused.

dragonspooker

Alright, alright, just what do you think you're doin', huh?!

I got no interest in settling down anytime soon, so you can just get rid of that reserve, and don't even start the app! You wanna send me somewhere, pick a place that ISN'T GOING TO TAKE AWAY MY MAGIC!

beyourarmy

Six years? You've really been playing me that long? Don't you think it's time to let go already! You don't even let me age right. The oldest I've managed to get is 19. You owe me 22 somewhere, or drop. We've done a lot. You can't possibly not be bored yet.

...what do you mean by that? No! I am NOT playing out crucifixion! You should have taken the chance when you had it!

[But it's something we haven't done. And you can actually live from it!]

No! Not happening. You should stop playing me already! Before I find a way to kick your ass for being such a damn sadist!

[Good luck with that one, angel-boy.]

padme_amidala

I have no desire to turn my attention away from my duties - or my people - just so that I can amuse you. Whatever power you hold over me, it won't last; and if you insist on imprisoning me, I will ensure that you spend the rest of your life feeling as miserable as I do.

( Who knew Queens could throw such tantrums? )

Leave me be.

andnowistandalone

Dear Mun,

How interesting, you go looking for games for Matt and end up rekindling with me? We'll see, perhaps I wouldn't mind sharing space with him if I had to. His sacrifice proved him worthy of the cause.

But, I am curious, what did you mean by "Open to All?".

-N

superangst

He's just Wolf. There's nothing dire about him.

diana_abel

Dearest Mun,

It's weird being the oldest. I mean, I know Salvatore is technically twice my age, but he so doesn't count since he's doing the whole "passing" thing. And seriously? Is the entire population headless? The guy practically screams "creature of the night."

Right. Point. There was a point.

We need more elders. I mean, we totes need a Prince like whoa and no one would ever take me seriously as one. I wouldn't even take me seriously as one.

So yes. We need more vampires.

Only...the nice kind. The kind that won't have anyone named Summers or Winchester or Gilbert reaching for the stakes. We don't need any of that. It's hard enough dating a hunter. The last thing I want is any kind of West Side Story sitch.

Oh, and no more Cainites. One is enough, thank you.

Peace and love,

Diana "so not the Cainite messiah" Abel

attentionhoard

Hey mun, there's nothing in this headspace! Where do you even keep the gems? All that's in here is that weirdo who keeps going on about namby pamby ponies!

We don't have to do any of that lame namby pamby pony stuff, right? Well we better!

toiletseat

So, what, you're going to put me in some sort of a 'game'? [Amused. Mun doesn't know why ~~or pretends to~~]

Well it's stupid! Dumb. Fucking moronic. I'm not your fuckin' toy.

painkillers

If I had known you were planning on dragging me into more bullshit, I would have downed a bottle, found a gun and blown my brains out. Would have saved you the trouble, I’m sure.

Why me? The question of the century. I’ve lost count over how many times I’ve asked myself that exact question, with my back against a wall, surrounded by the parasites of the underworld who want nothing more to put my head on a silver platter. It feels like I'm a magnet for trouble. But you’ve been inside my head, and I can’t say that about many people. Everyone else has figured me for a roach, but you see me as something else. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you that I’m the cause of all my own problems, and that whatever I touch dies. Maybe they have a point. I just infect everything I touch.

You told me that I’ll have a wife and kids, that I'll connect. I'll have a family. At first I thought that it was all a sick joke, but it really doesn’t matter. I’m numb. And no matter how much I gripe, it’s not going to bring my wife and my baby girl back. Or Mona. I’ve come to terms with that. I understand that I need to move on. But that sure as hell does not mean I’ll be the butt of any jokes. Especially from you. I've got enough problems.

Listen, I don’t get why you’re doing this. And I’m sure nothing I say is ever going to stop you. I guess I should be appreciative that there is someone as thick-headed as me. That doesn’t mean that I am though. I'm bitter.

But just don’t get in over your head. Take it from someone who knows.

thegreyhound

( Blanket spoiler warning! )

aurochscoach

Nice username. It's too bad those pathetic Aurochs are too much of a disappointment for me to want to flaunt it around like that.

jovial

You're really going to go for it, aren't you, Mun-san?

hit_frappe

"Lord of Hell" has sort of a nice ring to it. Decor's about the same with my Underworld what with the rivers of flames and the soul-freezing ice. Really, I suppose the big difference is that I can't guarantee peace eternal anymore. That's Namikin's job now.

No, for me, it's quite the exact opposite. And I plan on having a blast with every second of this little reassignment.

atlantean

I am glad you have finally made a decision.

The reviewing of canon seems to have been the...'final straw' for you. And this place you are taking me, you are already familiar with it, so...

You have much more important things to be worrying about than me. We will be alright.

lovelymaiden

Heya, mun - that is what I call you, right? Anyway, thanks for making this journal for me. I'm thrilled to be here and all that.

Now, where are you gonna take me to? I don't like waiting around forever, you know! I've got places to be, people to see - all that stuff! Like seeing Juudai and Ryou for example!

There's no time to waste, you hear?! Let's get a move on!

flavia_auditore

Hey, Miss mun, we missed Papa's birthday...

[Sad Flavia is sad.]

I really wanted to tell him happy birthday... And you made me miss it...

playerkills

There's barely anything or anyone at home to miss, but if I had to say it - well, it'd have to be the Neighbor's Club, wouldn't it? We all need some consistency in our lives, so for it to be taken away... I can't say I like it. In any case, being stuck with any of those idiots is better than talking to a pair of giant boobs everyday. Tomo-chan agrees with me.

Huh? Wh... what do you mean this message is public? F-forget everything I said! Delete it, delete it!

prudebitch

We're not discussing this, mundane. Give it up, already.

galacticheroine

( Vague spoilers? )

flameoroku

This Probending stuff sounds fun! But...don't you think people will find it a little unfair?

Though I can't say it wouldn't be cool to have me, Aang and Korra on a team. What are the chances of that ever actually happening back home, right?

voterepublican

MUNDANE! You need to get off your lazy ass and pay attention to the candidates for president! More specifically THE REPUBLICAN SIDE!

...Well you better start caring about politics, or so help me I will slap the shit outta you!

...Third party!? What the hell's a third party? You're speaking nonsense, like evolution, now quit with your gibberish and put it on Fox News, they're the only reliable news source!

damaged_goods

I must say, this new venture of yours is quite preferable to what you have subjected me to in the past. If I must be dragged from the shadow of my master, flung across the universe, and bound to a plane of existence from which I cannot escape, I imagine there are worse places I could have ended up then a garden filled with those of the lesbian persuasion. And to be no longer stuck in the body of a small child is quite the welcome change of pace.

Now I have a few small demands in exchange for cooperation in this venture. Firstly, I would like access to a supply of blood of some kind. Secondly...Well, actually, I imagine is all that I require at the moment. If I think of more I will pass them along to you, writing-servant-girl.

Sincerely,
Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade

themhips

Sooo... we're still not letting this go, are we?

omar

Ayo, "port" this, "port" that. What you keep talking about the port for? Ain't nothin' 'round there but the convention center and a bunch of boats. Ain't no place for me.

...You want me to wake up where?

...Oh, the afterlife sound like it's gonna be good.

neveracoward

The idea was poor the first time, and the execution even worse.

You have an entire pile—literally, a pile too big to fit in one plastic bag—of reading to do. That's simply a start. And what are you doing? You're watching Iron Man like it's still relevant. You know how I feel about him, so I can't help but think this is a slight against me. I am not to be insulted. Having to deal with a human at the wheel is offensive enough, but you keep managing to dig your grave so deep I'm not sure any type of submarine can handle the pressure.

If you're serious, turn off the movie, and do your necessary refresher.

[you can do both at the same time, you know]

And here I thought I was suited to retirement. Clearly, I've underestimated you.

vzard

Seriously, mundane?

Seriously?

You did this last year with my predecessor, and now you're doing it with me. I've got a bit more class than that, mundane. I have coattails.

What other Kamen Rider has coattails, hmm? None. I'm one of a kind.

I can understand you're excited about me, but why make this account? Why?

Sincerely,

Kamen Rider ~~Wizard~~ ~~V-Zard~~ ~~Wizardo~~ The next guy.

true_high_king

This 'Scotland' you speak of... it looks much like Skyrim in the Spring, and the culture seems very similar to our own.

I can see why you take pride in your Scottish heritage.

twiceadays

( here be spoilers :|b )

heavymetalgenkigirl

OH THIS IS SWEET!

I really get my own journal?! Rock on!!

Oh, oh, mun you know what would be super fun?!!

You should put me in a game! A super cool one with lots of action, like 'pow' and 'bang'.

Wa-what do you mean 'no'?

Muuuuuun, please?!!! I really want to go to a game!

You're no fun.

weightoftheworld

Trust me, those last seven issues weren't much fun for me either. Even if I technically wasn't there.

Just buck up and keep reading, so you can get that darn application finished! I'm sick of waiting on you!

fabled_elegance

[Hi Dear Mun, have a rather bored looking...crow/woman looking thing.]

You're quite the odd little human, you know that? Don't get me wrong, you must have some level of intelligence. I mean, why else would you be a fan of us Fableds?

Still, I can't see much point in bringing me here. Perhaps you should rethink how you spend your time.

scientistsupreme

Long story short, I'm okay. I'm not happy about it, I don't think anyone can be. There's nothing more to talk about right now, I've said all I can on this. I'll deal with it as per plan.

And if you insist on going to that city... Sure, I'm okay with that too.

champ_coordinator

So mun, are you going to let the lovely ladies and gents see me in action? Of course, being the Champion has it's downsides too. As in, constant training and hardly any sleep. Alas, the contests are such a joy to watch. I'd love for anyone to take part in the Wallace Cup and earn the Aqua Ribbon. Getting a chance to meet so many lovely girls [and boys] too.

Current Mood: curious

battledancing

So we're getting visitors in July? That's wonderful news! I'm really looking forward to seeing everyone from Sinnoh again, of course, but I would also love to meet other familiar faces! I wonder who else will show up!

... ah, yes, I do realize I have been particularly "loud" since the new game was released, though I'm sure you'll be able to let some of the other trainers in your headspace out for the event, as well!

ikkibuns

Finally. What took you so long, mun? Were you really thinking about Daddy before you chose me?

This means you think I'm the most like Grandpa Aang, right? Because if you don't count all of the other Grandpa Aang's you have, I'm the only other airbender in here. Jinora and Meelo are going to be sooo jealous. Wait 'til I tell them who I remind you of.

[ She's making a lot of assumptions here. ]

Since I remind you of Grandpa are you going to take me to a game? Can it be one of those games in space? Or one with a ton of monsters? Don't worry, mun, I can keep a secret, we won't get caught by Mommy or Daddy.

noble_nate

I know you're excited about this, but you do realize how many problems this will cause if we ever make it back home, don't you?

Also, I'm not entirely comfortable with the term "Nanders." It's undignified.

theboywiththebook

I know you're trying your best. After all, the heroes always have to try before they get it right. But the game you sent me to? That was probably a bad choice. Don't get me wrong, I like all the people I've met so far there...and I guess I don't have to put with my mom, but I wish Emma was there. Maybe I could get her to believe that way.

worldserpent

.. Courting an Asgardian is difficult. I thought.. a shark would make an excellent gift.

[ everyone likes food, right? ]

therightchoice

You know, I don't think you are really all that set on apping me.

I mean, look at your app process: so far all you have written bulletins with stuff like "SWEET KID" and "JESUS CHRIST IT'S THE ANTICHRIST" and "dude i can't even his powers".

Didn't you want to play that really pretty vampire girl anyway ever since the new season came out? At least let me stay in Australia with my parents.

plays_it_loud

What, the hell's that look for? You thought I'd be pissed 'cause you ignored me for a while?

HA! You must not know me as well as you think you do! I saw who's already joined that dressing room your dumb friend made for you! There's no friggin' way you're ignoring me any more now, IS there? You can't resist tossing me at them!

...And frankly, I don't mind one bit.

[Grins maniacally, slowly and deliberately cracking his knuckles... or going through the motions of it, anyway. Doesn't really work the same with a robot.]

I'm looking forward to this!

forestfighter

You can listen to the ending until your ears fall off, but it's not going to change anything. Bob's a good friend; a fantastic person, even though he can be... unpleasant at times. That's all, though. Just because I called him charming doesn't mean we're going to elope in some ridiculous show of teenage romance.

[Pause.]

Besides, we both have different paths. He's going to go back to bounty hunting and, well, I think you and I both know how much more work there is to be done with researching the Pandora.

[An amused smile, before she remembers something.]

Speaking of which, I should be getting back to that. Skipping one day of research could put me years behind schedule.

brokenbonds

[ Have a Sasuke. He's not doing anything particularly interesting, just looking disgruntled as Sasukes often do. Y'know. It's the usual deadpan look. SOMEONE IS NOT IMPRESSED. Clearly he doesn't want to be here. But it's not like he ever gets what he wants. Nope. Wants to wipe out Konoha, didn't get that.

Shut up, he's working on it.

IN ANY CASE, he's just gonna deadpan look at everyone in dear_mun and hope you all DIAF.

You know why? Because his mun is flailing over this.

D. I. A. F.

Oh right. He should say something. ...fine. ]

No.

[ Yep. That's totes all you get. ]

ex_malfoi988

As flattering as it is for you to suddenly remember that I'm unfortunate enough to take up space in your pathetic excuse for a mind, I still haven't forgotten the amount of dragonshit you've forced on me in the past so excuse me for be a little less than enthused that you've decided to drag me out like an old plaything.

You should really just do us both a favor, Muggle, and leave it be.

mechatronic

Okay, I know this is a new one for me--or for us at least--but we gotta talk. As in right now. C'mon, pull up a stool, champ. Make yourself comfy and think of this as the feedback session that we're probably way overdue for.

Thing is, I've been pretty okay with the set-up we had going. Y'know, the one where you kinda sat in your corner over there in metaland and you let me do my thing over here. I thought that was working pretty well for both of us. I mean, you're--[Vague up and down hand gesture.] Well... You know. And I'm not. So sticking to our respective corners was good and healthy for us.

Anyway, I'm-- You're not-- Okay, look, here's the-- I'm just going to cut to the chase. I see what you're doing there and it's not going to do it for me. Everything else so far? Yep, sure, great, I'm on board, all smooth sailing and whatever. Mostly. I mean, all right, I admit, I had a few doubts here and there with stuff that was especially...unexpected, but hey, I think we rolled with it all pretty well for the most part, right? Exactly. The system was working.

So comparing that to this stuff you've recently put into the planning stages? Yeah, no. Not happening. Non-negotiable. Nah-uh, no way, no thank you.

See, unlike you--and I'm just taking a shot in the dark here--I'm not a masochist. No, don't give me that look--what's with that look? I'm not. You--hey, it's just not my thing. Whatever you're into is all fine and dandy, I'm not one to judge, but I'm not so into the bodily harm thing. I kinda like me with all my limbs attached and my mental state as close to functional as we can manage.

... I mean, yeah, okay, there was that rough patch a little while ago, but I got over that. Dying, remember? Yeah, thought so.

Bottom line? Get someone else. I'm out.

Hm? Ah. Well, yeah, I've been told I talk too much, but seriously? You got no-one to blame but yourself there, buddy.

anangelicface

Mun, huh? All right, Mun - do you really think you can create this account and then just stuff me onto the back burner and ignore me? You ought to know me better than that. So, no. You have this account, and you're going to use it for something. I've had a hundred years of boredom, mixed with agony, already. I'm not going to waste my freedom being bored.

ruleofroses

What do you mean they don't want me there!?

[ Her hands ball into fists at her sides, the tantrum only just beginning. ]

Y-You... You promised me! You said it'd be nice, that I could go outside and have fun with a lot of people! What am I supposed to do now!?

Don't worry, I don't need your help anyways! I-I'll get out on my own! They only escaped because they helped each other, I won't make that mistake again. Ugh!

raechenden

Sure are a lot of familiar faces about lately, ja?

Ah, so what if that one game didn't work out. With so many of us around, I'm bound to find a place to fit in. So no problem, right?

Überlass das mir, Mun! I've got a good feeling about this!

leftherbehind

( Cut just in case of spoilers )

bridgetjones

What are you doing? What? Why? Isn't the entire purpose of role playing to pretend to be someone you're not but would secretly like to be? Is this like Dungeons and Dragons but on the internet? I don't understand! Why on earth would you choose me to play as? Me, a fat and single thirty something with a torturous job and no boyfriend?

Oh god - you're not conspiring with my mother are you? This isn't some psycho way of getting me a boyfriend that she read about in a self-help book is it? Because it's obviously not going to work, am hideous and undateable.

I hate this. I hate this. Now I'm all self-conscious and it's all your fault. Couldn't you just leave me alone to wallow in a bottle of vodka and go play a tall stick insect or something?

Least you could do is get me some cigarettes!

computerbug

...snnrk...HUh, wha?

Wait, you brought me back. Well, us back, if you count my Tamer as a separate Spidey muse from your other Spidey muse.

Its been years. What're you bringin' me back for...ohgod you found a game that'll accept me and the Webhead together and let me Digivolve, didn't you. Ah crap.

a_tiny_miscalculation

Honestly, mun, don't you have better things to do than to create journals for characters you can't use anywhere? Your apartment's a mess, you know! Why don't you do something constructive like clean that for a change! I know you're waiting on filling out forms and stuff, but really, there's much better things to be doing!

maddeninghatter

If you get so excessively worked up, you'll botch everything - even what you're actually able to do.

USELESS! USELESS! SHE'S USELESS!

Now, now Emily. That's not nice at all~.

[ Cellophane crinkle followed by candy slurping. And noisy chomping. ]

My advice is - play to your strengths. Another character might be easier for you.

[ Unselfconsciously licking his fingertips ]

Gil, for instance...

conquering

Such gifts do you bestow upon me. Shall I curtsy and smile prettily for your endeavors?

Take care to ponder the meaning of this, mundane; you know I have much to achieve. Help me achieve it and no issue shall stand between us. You know I wish for nothing more than for what is rightfully mine.

There is much to do and little time to linger about. Make your choices accordingly.

testofwill

You're liking the idea of that AU too much. To the point where I think it's much more you than me. Think about it.

For both our sakes.

ex_visibles901

That's a big numero uno negative no.

I don't even want to talk about it.

Find me my little brother so I can kick his smart, flaming butt.

That's useful.

commiemaybe

...mun, I'm aware that you enjoy your jokes and bad puns, but this username is really pushing things.

[A sigh.]

And I'm not pleased with this game idea, either. I have a daughter to take care of.

asari_lover

Okay, first thing's first. Yeah, I like Asari, and you know that Liara and I are... well more than just friends. That said, you really should've found something a bit more subtle. I don't chase after every blue chick. ...Just Liara.

...Yeah, I know, I'm kinda stalling. I... I guess it's nicer to have a bit more clarity... that doesn't mean I have to like it. Unless, of course, your theory of me managing to survive is right...

devilsuppressor

Mundane...? I know you're excited to continue your "voice testing," but you should know better than to give into temptation so readily. You should only do things when you're ready for it; using this supposed bandwagon as an excuse only means you're rushing what takes time, nourishment and care.

Your heart is in the right place, but you must learn patience, mundane. It is considered a virtue for a reason.

fonduer

Okay, sweetheart.

Much as I appreciate you giving me a chance, the name ain't exactly doing it for me.

You coulda thought of something better.

zerotohero

I know you did everything you could, but when you make promises to people, you keep them. We're supposed to work together here, but this wasn't what was planned. I guess we can't do anything about it now, I hope everyone is alright.

[Because leaving has left several bots homeless, and they were under his care. None of this sits right with him.]

At least Megatron is there to provide shelter for them.

[Something he NEVER imagined himself saying. Ever.]

As for that other game... you do know that your current plan could end with Wheeljack and I getting injured or worse?

[Not that there's anything he can possibly do to change it.]

deadlydelicacy

Do not think that because you have allowed me to enjoy the new room and the ~~amazing~~ kitchen, I have forgiven you.

But it is very nice. Silks and velvets, some of it is period specific even. And the baths and oils. Mmm, I plan to enjoy the day regardless of what else happens. Perhaps I can offer my services to some of the sick people. Certainly some chicken soup would hit the spot.

You promised me Reborn though. I haven't forgotten.