dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: that 70s show

Well, I completely understand why you find me so appealing! Ahahaha! I know that I'm just a wonderful woman with class and a great sense of humour but there's one thing we need to straighten up ASAP, little lady. You can not continue baking Betty Crocker cakes! It's just not the same as a good old fashioned cake made from scratch! [She does a happy little air punch to emphasize her point.]

Now if you need some help, I'll be more than willing to donate my time. If I can almost teach Jackie how to bake a pie I can completely teach anyone to bake a cake! [token kitty laugh.]

Now you go get washed up, I have some cheese puffs in the oven and some hungry bellies to feed! [And another laugh.]

screwhead

Wait a second. You want to send me to space? You do realize that this is some kind of government conspiracy, right? I mean, why else would the original crew not be there? Why would they keep bringing new people on board? [ He pauses for the briefest moment, then holds up his hands to make a point. ] Because they're doing some kind of mind control testing up there! Sending me there, even with me aware of that? Not cool, man. Not cool.

...a space circle does sound kinda cool, though.

heyman

No, it's cool. So, you're missing some time and you get a little messed about what happened when. Happens to the best of us, man.

Besides, I don't need to go anywhere- I'm fine right here. I've got people to talk to, a comfortable spot, some....other stuff. What more do I need?

imthebitchandyouloveme

Hey! Don't call me homeless! Only dirty, stinky, and ugly people are homeless and I'm way too pretty for that.

[Homeless just means you aren't in a game, Jackie.]

So? Put me in a game! It's your job, isn't it? Oh-- but make sure Steven is there. And maybe Donna. Maybe. I mean-- you have to admit: she might make a good bodyguard. But Steven for sure!

Okay? Good. ...Well, get moving!

veryobnoxious

Um. EXCUSE ME? I am not obnoxious! I am far from obnoxious. I am beautiful and smart and nice- well, I'm beautiful and smart. And you?

You. Are. Stupid.

And I don't care what you say. Those aren't hipsters, those are hobos. Say it after me: ho-bo. See? Stupid.

God, I would rather talk to Fez than you!

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: that 70s show

Voice Testing

suddenly considering apping him. what is my life?

On mun's failure to see his canon in chronological order and being the chillest muse ever

Forever homeless. And she hates it.

canon is that '70s show; mun is in the middle of a rewatch!

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