Oh Meet The Pyro. Bringing out all the fun castmates...

[not_onyourside]

NON! I do not want to sit here and chat with all zhe new Pyros.

Eet will not be Character Development or whatever nonsense word you are zhrowing around. Eet ees virtual suicide and I will have no part een eet.

Comments

[hasstandards]

Best watch your tail, mate. Even some of the ones on our side are completely mental.

[not_onyourside]

I already know zhat!

I do not want to be here.

[hasstandards]

Well, you're here now. I don't expect your mundane will let you leave. They never do.

[not_onyourside]

Zhe mundane ees very stubborn. I assume I am stuck here.

[hasstandards]

Maybe we oughtta just hole up somewhere. Wait until all this dies down.

[not_onyourside]

I zhink we should leave zhe country. I have heard Rio ees lovely zhis time of year.

[hasstandards]

I don't even know where that is.

[not_onyourside]

Brazil.

Souzh America.

[Wait. This is Sniper. Better get even more specific. He points in a vaguely southern direction.]

A few zhousand miles zhat way.

[hasstandards]

By the time we got down there, we'd end up havin' to come back. I don't think measures are that drastic.

[schrodingerscat]

[ COME HERE ANGEL I HAVE A LOLLIPOP FOR YOU ♥♥♥♥ ]

[not_onyourside]

[AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Ahem. He can handle this. He's fine. Everything is fine.]

Do you want somezzing?

[schrodingerscat]

[ casually clicks the backburner's trigger once. ]

Mmph, mmph, mmph... [ translation: one, two, three...

it's time to play hide and seek again ]

[not_onyourside]

[Backing away, backing away, MORE BACKING AWAY.]

Pyro, zhis ees not zhe time or zhe place for such zhings. We are not on duty.

[Oh he's gonna die.]

[schrodingerscat]

[ honey are you crazy

no wait that's me ]

... mmph, mmph, mmph....

[ translation: six, seven, eight... ]

[not_onyourside]

[Cloaking time! And now RUNNING]

[sentryslinger]

At least most of 'em are on your side, right?

[not_onyourside]

Zhat does not seem to matter to zhem.

[sentryslinger]

Have you tried talkin' to 'em?

[not_onyourside]

Of course. But since I cannot understand a zhing zhey say een response eet ees razzer one sided.

[sentryslinger]

How about gettin' your Engineer to help you? We work so close with the Pyros that a lot of us have picked up on some of what's bein' said behind that mask.

[not_onyourside]

I zhink I am out of favors to ask him.

But since you are so conveniently here.

[GRIN~~~]

[sentryslinger]

[He's not sure he trusts that look.]

Now don't you go gettin' any funny ideas, Spy.

[not_onyourside]

What? I am offended you would zhink so lowly of me Laborer. And here I have done nozzing to you.

[notintehkitchen]

I don't count as new, you can talk to me.

[not_onyourside]

Oui, but you also try to set me on fire nearly half zhe time I talk to you. I would like to avoid zhat.

[Of course that's usually because he's talking about Sniper, taking pictures of the two of them, generally being an ass.]