dear_mun | Mar. 8th, 2012

Mar. 8th, 2012

Don't you think you're getting a little too enthusiastic lately?

Though, I don't mind that you decided to pick me up. But...I mean what do you even plan to do with me? You're in one too many games already anyhow.

You just like to charge into things headstrong don't you? That certainly reminds me of someone. [Sigh] Man, you're such a kid...

geohounds

Yeah, right. Because what I really want right now is another moocher to babysit.

Get lost. I have a job to do.

noncompulsatory

Harley coming to the city? I'm getting a headache already.

I know she's a good girl if you get her away from the Joker, but that's the problem -- she never wants to be away from him. Can you just imagine how she'll react knowing he's not here? And besides, that's even guessing she is coming to the city. Her mundane was only thinking about bringing her, wasn't he?

And in regards to this... "captivity" meme... I highly doubt being locked back in Arkham for no apparent reason would cause a psychotic break... Of course, not knowing why I was there may cause some stress, true, but I think you're dramatizing it a little.

slamacow

Whoa there, girl, you need to chill. You're kiiinda freakin' me out. You just gotta focus and finish my uhhh app, dudette!

And find a Jake because it's totally gonna suck without Jake.

paper_hero

C'mon, mun. Did you really have to pick this one? I got better! I've gotten stronger since then! Couldn't you have chosen something more… I dunno. More impressive? Less embarrassing?

You could've just called me by my name.

Now people are gonna laugh.

Current Mood: disappointed

bibliophile_annex

You're quite mad, you know? Furthermore, it takes you forever to learn your lesson. {She rolls her eyes and then sighs.} But at least you learn it. That's more than I can say for some people.

glassworkgenius

So you're uncertain? It would be a shame if you don't push through; I really would like to play soccer with Tenma-kun again! But I guess your worries are because you were impulsive just now. Kind of like me, haha.

Oh, on the topic of not being sure about things... Are you sure you're not going to get rid of that pesky little problem if I go? C'mon Mun-san~

parentsaredead

Now's not really the best time. I'm a little preoccupied, what with going after Voldemort and trying to save Hogwarts.

So no, I don't think adding another war is the way to go. Not with things as bad as they are.

haruhara

You like weird things, don't you? So you can't complain about having me around, riiiight? You just listened to one Shiina Ringo song and then I came back. It's been a while. Nice to meet you again. I've been waiting for forever. Four and several evers.

It's like an affliction isn't it? Soon enough you'll end up with Flictonic Clipple Webber Syndrome and where would that get us? And you wanna app me to that game in Death City with the souls? Ooooh, exciting! But you gotta do it right, you know? No use jumping in blind.

Or is that the kind of thing you like, hm Mun-chan? Fooling around in the dark?

Aaaah, you're such a perv!

... Oh wait, maybe that was me. Whoops.

edes_virag

If you'd really like to find a place for me, that'd be great, Miss Mun! I really do miss some familiar faces after all.

I'd love it if I could spend some time with Mr. Austria and so many others. Family time together with Greece lately has also been rather wonderful so I must thank you for letting me be apart of those ah- 'memes' that circulate around.

Just don't get too overwhelmed.

Happy Early Brithday, too. Just two more day!

...Don't cry. You're not old at all. Look at Turkey! He's practically on Death's Door and I'd love to give the final push.

Yours truly,

Elizabeta Hedervary.

assguardian

( Cut for words. )

cortaditos

So, mun! Munny mun mun mun - I like the sound of that, good word. Not as fun to say as cortaditos but hey, few are. But right. You're looking for a kind of character to shy away from your usual type? You ready to shake things up a bit? Well, I only have one thing to say to that.

Finally! Some appreciation for my rather unique skill set! I mean I get enough to keep me in these snazzy suits, don't get me wrong, but let's be honest. Too much of a good thing? Is even better! But uh, one little thing, munny mine, and on this I gotta stick to my guns (and you know I have enough of those to really mean it when I say this).

Can't be going much of anywhere without my little buddy Michael. Just wouldn't be fair to get set for all this fun and leave the kiddo out. You know how sensitive he can get over that sort of thing.

heros_shadow

You bet your ass that Ganondorf's death is on my mind, lets hope it's on yours too -- the hard part is thinking about how to do it.

This..."modern" setting is different than the swords and magic that I'm used to.

[A Wicked Grin]

We have more options.

[Frowns now, red eyes narrowing.]

I don't care how "mortal" I am in this roleplay, I'm going to tear Ganondorf's heart out with my bare hands for touching my precious one.

I won't hold back, Mistress.

Current Mood: awake

nomansbat

Hell no.

I have a city to take care of. I have classes to teach. I have...people relying on me.

That's still a strange feeling. But I like it, and I don't want to give it up just so you can toss me somewhere else.

You really don't want to fight me on this.

Why?

I'm Batman.

bulkheadedbot

I sure hope you know what you're getting yourself into...

Optimus needs back up? Then back up is what he's gonna get. We'll show those 'cons a thing or two.

[OOC: Please be gentle with me, This is the first time I'm trying out Bulky's voice and I'm still not sure if I have it down right.]

powerandcontrol

This is foolish, not unlike most everything else you take it upon yourself to do.

You have no intentions of placing me anywhere, so what motivated you to even make such a thing? What purpose is this supposed to serve? Is it simply for show? Do you intend to drag me around like a young girl's doll whenever you see fit? Is it to be lauded for such a thing?

It would be laughable it were not increasingly more pitiful, foolish girl. It serves no purpose, and yet here it is. Here I am. I, so close to the Court of Miracles that I can practically smell the vermin scurrying about their wicked nest. Why you find such a thing worthy to be postponed is beyond the comprehension of any sane man such as myself, and I am quite fixed when I say that this must never go any further and ought to be left with the rest of your long list of bad ideas.

Thank you.

squirrelhunter

Listen, I don't care what kinda idiotic ideas y'all got in that thick head o' yours, but I ain't havin' no part of it.

Magic castle, my ass.

tsundave

( cut for colored font yo )

thepriceofgold

Ah. Mundane. You are entirely too eager.

Don't misunderstand. Your enthusiasm is quite charming. But it seems to me that this application remains, ah, a tad incomplete.

I don't think they're quite done yet telling my tale, dear. If doing this properly is truly your aim, you would do well to show a little patience. There will be opportunities in the meanwhile to explore what we two can achieve together. Museboxes, and the like. In the meantime...

You'll forgive me, but I don't think I'll be signing off on the end of that application just yet.

escarabajo

What made you think that this would be a good idea?

No. Really.

I really want to know what your thought process was here, because shipping me off to California to basically become a serial killer is, like, THE worst idea you could ever have come up with!

Can't you just take me to one of those games where I become a wizard or go to some wacky high school or grow cat ears?! Anything but this, seriously!!

toruletheworld

So you're going to send me to a second place, huh? Well I don't have any complaints, just gives me more things to make mine. And it sounds to me like taking what I want is actually a good thing there, right? Sounds like it will be a lot of fun.

And then you want to go and ruin my fun by getting a Ling sent to either place? Though I do like the idea of getting him blamed for things I do, you and I both know he's going to try and stick his nose in my business and try to "keep me from acting especially hideous," to borrow your words. I'm doing fine without him, so cut it out.

chocolatehelicopter

So it's "mun", right? How about I just call you "asshole". Because you look like an asshole and you're pretty good at backing it up so far.

I hate you so goddamn much. Stop it. Stop writing fanfiction about me. Stop shoving me in memes. Stop making me act like a pansy. Stop doing all of it, and I won't bury you alive.

ex_manufactured881

A manufactured life, and a manufactured win, coming from an electronics manufacturing district. I get it, yeah. Cute.

At least if the new District 3 tributes are from another universe, they'll have a chance. Don't have to tell you that we're not doing too well, as things stand.

Easy does it. Just because I abandoned one tribute doesn't mean I'll abandon these new ones. Once does not make a habit. Besides, I've got a vested interest in winning this one, don't I?

notahippie

Alright; enough fooling around with icons already... You're stressing over it waaay too much.

Are we ready to have some good times or what?

Current Mood: calm

fbitchesgtmoney

So you decided to take me to dreamwidth, too, huh? This isn't still going to be a search for a Captain Fancy Pants is it? It is? Oh, I see. You're ridiculous, did you know that? You did?

Oh.

On the bright side you did get some icons with my favourite things, (takes a sip from his glass of whiskey) so I can probably get along here. But I want more faces. I can't just have 15 expressions.

Once you find a home for me? Well where are you going to do that? You've never done RP on dreamwidth before, but you're right, it does seem to be the hip and happening place right now. Wonder why.

shackling

You're an interesting one. I do hope you keep my interest for a while.

revolutionarygirl

Try not to worry about it too much. I'm really proud of you for just pulling through with your app, mun. I know you're still a little nervous, but we're in this together, right? It'll be fine, no matter what.

...I don't really get why you're making such a big deal out of "adding estrogen" to your games roster, though. You can be pretty weird sometimes, mun. Just try not to bite off more than you can chew.

lowkick2heal

Hey girl.

Don't bother making me post here, it's a waste of time. Since you are persistent... As a doctor all you're asking is for more weight for just sitting there half of the day. How about making yourself useful and loose the weight before trying to drop me into some game.

seethelanterns

...So she really is coming? But...Eugene and Merlin....oh no.

conesoldstober

I appreciate you letting me out after all this time, cariad. I've been in your head for some time, haven't I? I do hope this isn't some whim of yours. You are prone to those aren't you, my dear? Not that I can speak, of course.

At least tell me we're going to do something interesting. I do hate being bored.

thisismenice

Just so you know, your email refreshes itself. So what this means is you need to stop being lame and whinge-y and go out and do something useful. Like watching the show again, making sure you have my voice down.

And while we're at this, if we're approved into these games you and Meredith's nut-job mun better make sure there's a lifetime supply of Tequila.

tokyo_drifting_everywhere

We're gonna need more headshots before we do anything drastic, babe.

But yeah, I know. I'm pretty radical.

bunnyperspective

Yeah, I don't frickin' think so. Unless Yoko is there, there's not a damn thing you can say or do that will make me think going there is a good idea.

Being a pseudo-famous internet reviewer, with loose connections to That Guy With the Glasses, I get enough contact with cartoons on a regular basis.

moirailcompass

( Troll text behind cut )

toppling

Just to make sure we're on the same page. You took the time to read into this - you skimmed through lists, received information about these events that take place, you know exactly what I'd be subjected to and you've come to a decision. You're writing the application as we speak.

I hope you realize that this is far from one of your best ideas.

You doubt you're up to the task, and yet you let yourself be talked into finding me a home -- whether 'home' is an accurate term would be entirely subjective, but the point still stands. I recommend that you think about it some more, or at the very least reconsider going into something like this ill-prepared. As it is, we're both heading towards disaster.

divider

A place without bear or bull, a place to start anew.

Maybe there's still a chance to rebuild without the burdens of the past.

Very well. Let us go forth and raise a flag.

football_head

Okay, I guess we're off to a good start. But if we're going to get along and work together I think we need to set a few ground rules, okay? Number one, no aging me up and putting me in memes. It's too weird. Number two, if you do end up putting me in a game, just make sure it's nowhere as awful as the place you have Heather. It's bad enough that you have three of us in that Facility. I don't want to be anywhere that's going to torture me.

Just... try not to cause too much trouble, okay mun?

drillsforhands

Yanno mun...

As fun as the idea is, what the hell would I do with a lady harem? It's not like they can fight better than me, or do anything I can't do myself.

And well the other reason for a harem I can't do anyways.

So yeah. Don't see why you want me to get one.

birdskullwarrior

So. You're actually seriously thinking about it? Not just glossing over that warm, fuzzy nostalgia?

You'd better make up your mind quick, you know I don't like being toyed with like this.

hero_complexed

Listen... Er... mun? Was it? It's not that I'm not flattered-[ Actually... he sounds a bit irritated ] But I'm still really behind on homework y'know and have, er... other things to be focusing on.

Besides, don't you think I've been getting enough attention? I don't really need anymore after everything the Prophet's said about me.

lazarus_parasite

My, my. What is this? While I am grateful for the reprieve from the effects of my defeat I am wondering at your sanity. This username for example, while I applaud your reference to 'Lazarus', I am no parasite. After all, I created that body and it is mine to do with as I please. As I told him, he is merely one of my 'parts'.

Ah, on to business then. You created this journal as a favor to a friend, and I get to live once more. Not precisely a fair exchange but I suppose it is the best that someone like you can do. However I will be expecting better results the more we work together.

Is that understood?

imthe_shit

[ Takes a drag from his cigarette, and as he exhales, he coughs somewhat. ]

And here I thought you were finally done with me... Last minute inspiration, huh? Well, I guess I can't complain... It's not like this is anything abnormal.

I always get called back when I settle down.

therosensaint

Okay. You changed my layout. That's good. The old one was bothering me.

Anyway, you finally made a move on him! I was starting to think that it wouldn't happen. Guess good things happen when you become patient, huh? Now, we'll have to see what the outcome is. [Smiles] Guess the dressing room should be my "game" or "home."

Current Mood: devious

bitchslappedbylight

Mun.

Ya really find this that funny?

[Long silence from Fang as mun keeps laughing.]

I'll neva' understand ya.

tsunmiko

Geez, what do you want from me? Can't you let me go back to sleep? Or better yet, let me enjoy my tea and stop bothering me. I already get enough of that from that annoying gap hag.

stairjumper

Um...I'm a...vampire? 'Cept I don't drink blood but I still have fangs? And I don't catch on fire in the sunlight?

['Driel is a little confused by this. She finally got answers out of her uncle Azryn by acting like a spoiled child - which she isn't proud of, by the way - but his explanation of her being like 'a nifty surprise, genetics-wise' probably wasn't the best way to explain things to her.]

So now I need to ask uncle Lemos to explain better when he gets back, right Mun? Or should I bother uncle Azryn more?

[She pouts some, expecting more of a run-around, before brightening considerably.]

But uncle Azryn says he'll buy me sunglasses, and take me for walks in the garden while he's here! During the daytime! I'll get to see all the flowers when they're awake!

[Happy little girl is happy.]

buonotomatoes

Seriously, mun, how fucking long is this going to take you. Still looking for a place.

Really, you have no clue what you're doing, do you. You need help.

alwayswiththe

I want to leave, not find more people to drag in. Especially not people I don't even know. Not that people I do know would… actually be any better, as again, I'd really prefer to go home.

Even if you try this, it won't work. Just leave it.

stranger_to_the_rain

I do appreciate the attention...but...

I think you've really exhausted your tolerance for my family. My family-family. Not the clan. Well, maybe the clan a little bit too.

Anyway...

What was I saying?

No. No. I don't want to be here. Please don't do something rash. I'm not the rash one. It isn't a good colour on me.

I have work to do. It isn't easy pretending to be a fish Malk, you know. Actually, it's rather exhausting.

So...

twotailmechanic

Even though we're back to having limited icons, you can still use that trick to use those extra icons again, mun. I'm sure we'll be fine.

Also, I knew it was only a matter of time before you plan to torture me again, aside from turning me into a robot due to Eris' gold apple and having me see Dave's post and freak out over Kurt Not only you're going to have me die again from that Phazon stuff, you're going to turn my fur blue as well as possible other things you'll do to me, as well as Elec, during that time with the rift malfunctioning.

...Don't give me that look. I knew you've been wanting to torture us for a really long time now, so it was only a matter of time.

Current Mood: annoyed

rodomontade

Don't be pitiful. You know I refuse to respond to that particular tactic. Besides, I have my hands full at the moment. Lucius has contacted Mother and Father and it is only a matter of time before he asks me to marry him. After I have said my vows, my duties will double and what little time I have given you will be even less.

[Something her mun says causes her to purse her lips and look utterly unamused.]

Apparently you will never see the futility of your actions. Very well. Why must I be held prisoner this time?

masterofpuppets

( Cut for orange courier )

gothams_joker

Y'know, you make the good ol' crossing and yet? You do nothing with me! You sign up for communities, but not with me! Really, why not lead with your best foot forward? Or best hand grenade, as the case may be.

There's even a Luthor around for me to bother! No Bats in the ol' belfry but it's probably only a matter of time until he shows up. Figures. Just when you need some fun he's nowhere to be seen. But when you're in the middle of something he's there six ways from sunday. It's so gauche. Hmm? Oh, her. She doesn't count. None of the little helper-monkeys count, do they.

Heh, this place has fake gods, angry demons, magic users - but not enough of li'l ol' me. Time to introduce a little bit of chaos to the ol' soup. Whaddaya say, for old times' sake?

fightforthelost

Cute. Can't say I'm surprised to see you again.

Can't say I'm happy either.

Let's get this over with. There's a whole galaxy of Reapers out there that need my boot up their mechanical asses.

heartboobs

.........Heh. [It's a bittersweet little laugh. It takes a few moments to even arrive.]

It's all for the best, if they're all...happy now. And that's what matters most.

atailoftwoworlds

.....Is this some kind of sick joke?!

Dammit, you make me go through this and hurt one of my friends, I’m never gonna speak to you again! [Or at least he wouldn’t if he had any choice in the matter. He would pretty much like to beat the crap out of his mun if she does go through her terrible idea, though]

[OOC: Likely major Final Fantasy IX spoilers in the thread]

levitascado

Can we just not do that crossover plot? I really think that'd be a better idea, for both my sanity and the Commander's. I don't think she needs an indoctrinated version of me running around, got enough on her hands.

.......I like that idea even less. No. I said no, I mean no.

nolifeemperor

[And there he sits on his throne, the immortal vampire and No Life King, Alucard. Staring at his mun with his infernal eyes that glow in the darkness of the basement that lies beneath his Master's Manor. For a monster who claims he is the true vampire that feast upon the blood, flesh, and souls of the living, he is enslaven by the seals and magical bonds placed upon by the Man who Defeated him. Proof of his metaphysical leash is shown in the alchemy sigils inscribed on his white gloves that bounded him with several restrictions like a dog to a pole.

And yet, he smiles. Placidly. Calmly. When he grins, baring his teeth, his sharp fangs shows.]

Oh mun, mun, clearly you're a scatter-brain! Perhaps, we need to refresh our agenda and goals of the jobs that ought to get done, hmmmm~? Everything will be done in due time, so have patience. Come closer, let's get in touch with me, your muse of the night, before the pen rests by the end of day and my voice hoarse and parched from thirst. Let's sort out my sincere intentions for the future events that is about to unravel. Let's be a little naughty before Master find this~.

Ahem.

[And he flips on the radio, the music is playing to the tune of the song, "Like a Boss!"]

Get more sleep and start sleeping early at 6am (which unfortunately muse and mun are hardly doing...)

Wake up early! From 4pm, I ought to wake up at 3pm from now on (ultimate failure)

~~Be a creeper~~ Sneak up on Master before she wakes up at 7am (do you this daily before you sleep in your coffin, Alucard...?)

Brood profoundly (you ought to get out of the basement more and take an enthusiastic walk through the woods)

Get an apron and learn how to cook (Alucard, the gun is not a cooking untensil)

Do the laundry (know the difference between the detergent and the bleach, Alucard?)

Clean the coffin

Load my guns

Attend a tournament

Fight the gladiators

Win some prizes

Impress the ~~girl~~ Master

Burn the Helsing's manor to rid of the evidence

Buy a tuxedo

Get a bouquet of red roses

Attend a wedding

Shoot 300+ wedding guests randomly and commit homicide

Create confusion and havoc

Rampage and raging while destroying Church property

Kill the groom (the Major)

Kill the groom's minions (whoever is in the Millenium group)

Save the bride (Integra)

Get the ~~bride~~ ~~girl~~ Master

Make our escape

Become criminal fugitives by the Church

Get Wanted, dead or alive by the Church - preferrably dead

Scorn religion

Get to Britain

Get Master a new house

Make Master her sandwich

Disturbing? This is completely normal to my integrity and character, I assure you! So there. As you can see, I am busy being a very bad Monster~. Do we understand the tasks and each other now? Be off with you now and good night~

cowardly_dog

Oh, no no no, my mundane, do not be alarmed or upset! You have, of course, said it yourself numerous times by now. Though I am, but of course, most flattered! Oui, I am not him; he is not me. This I understand all too well. Although I am not seeing why you are liking him so much better than moi. Hmph! My bravery, it is to be knowing no boundaries! But I am good enough to be speaking for this other me, non?

And I must be saying that it is also flattering that you have, at last, come to your sense and made this new account just for myself. Surely I will not be going to waste, I am thinking, hm?

god_not_goth

Out of all the bodies you could have given me, out of the multitudes you decided to give me this one. It isn't exactly fitting but I suppose I should at least be happy it isn't that small Asian girl you tried before.

Still I am not at all happy, you could of chosen something so much more sophisticated.

soldbythecapitol

What's this, you let me sit around up here for a few weeks and now all of a sudden you just have to let me talk?

As if I haven't been talking your ear off since we started this little thing of ours. Okay, so I've mainly argued that you need to rethink the series point but come now dear, don't tell me you can't see why. With everything that comes after bringing me a little later is the best...

Yes of course, because then I'd have some sliver of happiness no matter how fleeting and we wouldn't want that, now would we?

That journal name is not sticking, it's not as if it's something I'm proud of and I'd rather not have it known by every person I speak to.....

Why don't you finish reading again like you wanted to, get the icons you wanted when the site is back up and leave me alone a little longer. If you're taking it all away from me at least let me enjoy it while I can.

I think we have issues.

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