crankiest muse alive

[chocolatehelicopter]

So it's "mun", right? How about I just call you "asshole". Because you look like an asshole and you're pretty good at backing it up so far.

I hate you so goddamn much. Stop it. Stop writing fanfiction about me. Stop shoving me in memes. Stop making me act like a pansy. Stop doing all of it, and I won't bury you alive.