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dear_mun2012-03-08 10:02 pm
masterofpuppets) wrote in dear_mun2012-03-08 10:02 pm
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Your impulsiveness is impressive but also imprudent.
I don't have to tell you how much of a shit storm you're going to be in without a working plan.
Because that storm isn't just an asshole little rain cloud over your family picnic.
Your nice Sunday dress isn't the only thing that's gonna get wrecked by this thing.
We're talking hurricane levels of fresh excrement all over your parade.
I could go on, but while I enjoy expressing myself through provocative prose, I draw the line at bodily waste raining on social gatherings.
Now, that being said, even as a new muse I already have an idea of what you're like.
Don't bother asking me how, I have my ways.
You want to adopt me into your collection of hapless little muses in your brain, then you better prepare for some grade A espionage.
If you think you know me well enough to play me, then you better at least have figured that out.
And likewise, I have figured out that when you put your mind to something there's no fucking stopping you.
You want to send me to this game and I am reluctant to comply, but it seems I have little say in the matter.
But I'll continue to remind you just what you're getting both of us into regardless.
I don't have to tell you how much of a shit storm you're going to be in without a working plan.
Because that storm isn't just an asshole little rain cloud over your family picnic.
Your nice Sunday dress isn't the only thing that's gonna get wrecked by this thing.
We're talking hurricane levels of fresh excrement all over your parade.
I could go on, but while I enjoy expressing myself through provocative prose, I draw the line at bodily waste raining on social gatherings.
Now, that being said, even as a new muse I already have an idea of what you're like.
Don't bother asking me how, I have my ways.
You want to adopt me into your collection of hapless little muses in your brain, then you better prepare for some grade A espionage.
If you think you know me well enough to play me, then you better at least have figured that out.
And likewise, I have figured out that when you put your mind to something there's no fucking stopping you.
You want to send me to this game and I am reluctant to comply, but it seems I have little say in the matter.
But I'll continue to remind you just what you're getting both of us into regardless.
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rl buullshit theyre puttin us throguh
im lucky 2 hav a mun who at least dosnt do the whole game thing w/me
even tho id like 1
but things back in teh hive are pppp fuckin important rn
so is this a game where ur lucky to get outta headspace or rather stay
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And I agree.
Being sent to any game is inconvenient.
From what I've gathered about the place, I would likely prefer to stay.
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but fuck
i nevr know how much alternain slang to use
specially now
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Ferris wheel, how did you get your words to be so colourful?
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Simple html. And you can call me Dirk.
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so a little birdie told me ur headin to the facility
i was there for a fourth wall event a bit ago and ngl its a p cool place
i mean deadaly esperiments aside
* expariments
* experiments
wont remember it when i get there tho
but my daughter is there like omfg
& jake & janes grandkids
srzly who did we all fuck damn
my bb talks a lot like u tho so maybeeee i wasnt 2 far off with my guesses wink ;)
ok so i disgress or w/evs
my munsies is supar excited to get to play with u and shell b sending janey ur way 2
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That's a big factor to disregard.
Like you're trying to shove that big-ass elephant in the room into a tuxedo.
Then hope that nobody notices it's a fucking elephant in human-sized evening wear.
It doesn't look any more appealing than it did before, Roxy.
But all that aside, I assume you're talking about your dream daughter.
So she's not just an inebriated aberration developed by your subconscious.
And of course, intelligible speech patterns are just that rare.
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and aprently u get revived anyways :P
i think
but yeah its a p big downer if u think about it ngl
but i mean like
no mroe batterwitch
well b free and w/ janey and mb jake will come 2
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sounds p great to me
u kno it
shes such a cutie u should c her <3
well duh no one but u cares enuf
o btws i think theres another strider there 2 but i didnt meet them
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The positives you listed are valid, but not enough for me to consider it a trip to an amusement park by comparison.
An amusement park with one ride and far too many assholes in clown make-up.
But the reality is that we're going to be shoved there no matter what either of us think.
Making this line of conversation pretty much pointless.
If my mun has her way, I will.
And how did you come across the intel about another Strider?
funfact: i type all my roxy posts with my eyes closed
that is 2 say a lot of pootang to b had
but whatevs
at least well b there together rite
thats betr than alone
well as i said i was at the fac for a lil bit for an event tho i wont remembr cum time we get ther
an he was the only one i didnt meet he was lky missin or sumthing
idk
oh oh and w8 until you c john
he is evn cuter than jake <3
omg he is the nerdiest cutiest lil thing
seriously? That's dedication XD
Guess the curtain concealing the answers to all of my questions will open in due time.
And don't tell me you plan on flirtlarping with either Jake or Jane's grandson.
There's something distastefully salacious about that.
Even more so than with the AR.
maximum typo power
waht i do in the privicy of my text box is my business and my busiess alone
it cant be helped if a few sultry words or so are casually typoed in their generl direction
* lol typed
second best only to actually getting hammered
for the record, that was actually a legitimate typo. i loled hard.
omg that's fantastic. also, can i just say that i love this?
It'll be important for you to keep your wits about you.
I don't want to have to put my ass in the line of fire if you misstep.
yes this is wonderful sdkfdsjfkds
(imagine that in a loud logn whiny voice k)
how am i suppossed to b a classy sophisiticatd lady without my liquors
thats like asking me not to breaaaaaathhheee
they are too much fun skfjgnksfjgb
And I wouldn't know a thing about being a classy, sophisticated lady. You should ask Jane.
But I think you know that given the nature of the Facility, I'm not wrong.
facility will be gr8 sob
siiigggnnn
ok ok ur rite
it wuld b a good idea to have my wits about me in a place such as that
get my survivin on
but hell naw am i not drinkn at all
thatd b the reel torture fosho
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The Facility, I mean. It sucks ass, we're all clones, fuck Val, etc. etc.
But it could be worse - we have apartments and stuff now, at least, instead of the little white rooms we had before.
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Looks like they've finally extracted the remaining biparticles of sanity from my already fleeting mind.
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But there's only one other member of the "Strider genus" that I know of.
And I don't recall giving my name or ever meeting you before.
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I can't wait. :B
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Are you prepared?