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[tsundave]

so youre thinking about taking on mr dave strider
aka the raddest fucking dude alive
aka me

seriously dude your cool factor is kind of lacking

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[mesovortice]

yes, your mun's coolness is totally lacking. only the coolest muns can play as you.
and you are definitely the 'raddest fucking dude alive'.

do you see how genuine i am being right now? because i am being EXTREMELY genuine.

[tsundave]

sincerity drips from your every pore bro

[mesovortice]

yes, exactly.



lol jk!
i'm just fucking with you dude.
you are a lot of things but cool isn't one of them.

[jurisdiction]

D4V3
D4V3
1 FOUND 4NOTH3R P1CTUR3 OF YOU
SOOOOOO COOL
1 C4NT H4NDL3 JUST HOW COOL

[tsundave]

nice try terezi but he's not nearly ripped enough
i think your nose is broken
would you like another sniff of my mad musculature

[jurisdiction]

1 C4N SM3LL YOU JUST F1N3
MY TONGU3 HOW3V3R WOULD L1K3 4 S3COND G4ND3R

[squirrelhunter]

Don't think these guys give a rat's ass about what we think.

[tsundave]

no dude everyone cares what i think
im a motherfuckin god

[squirrelhunter]

Well, newsflash. I don't care what ya think. There's only one God, an' I ain't sure he exists no more.

[Preaching religion to a redneck?]

[crabcatch]

TRUST ME STRIDER, IF THEY WASTE THEIR TIME ROLEPLAYING, THEY ARE DEFINITELY COOL ENOUGH TO PLAY YOU.

[tsundave]

quit your fronting vantas
i know rp is like your secret dirty hobby

[crabcatch]

GOOD ONE STRIDER.
BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE, WHEN I'M ALREADY AMAZING AS FUCK BEING MYSELF EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE?

[butterflyguardian]

There are as many individual strengths as there are stars in the sky.

You and your mun both have very strong wills.

[tsundave]

whatever dr. phil

holy shit the irony

[butterflyguardian]

Hahaha. Close. My name is Philemon, but I am no psychologist.

[roundpinkpuff]

Don't muns play who they want?

[tsundave]

i only let the raddest of the rad touch my hot red text

[roundpinkpuff]

Um.... [Confusion]
Your mun's... kinda playing you now, though.

[makingthishapen]

[Sup bro.

Lil Cal has suddenly 'appeared' by your side, which means Bro must be around somewhere too. Cal is holding his fist out for a bunp bump.]

[tsundave]

[FIST BUMP.]

[makingthishapen]

[FIST BUMP.]

[inamber]

shit i know right
all these simple assholes trying to pick us up
what the fuck are they thinking

dave strider
raddest dude on and off of earth
its a real insurmountable tower of cool

[tsundave]

the fuckin empire state building of cool

[canihelpyou]

Why does your mun need to be cold to play you?

[tsundave]

wow i
i dont even know how to respond to that