dear_mun | Mar. 9th, 2012

Mar. 9th, 2012

Hey, eyes over here!

Look, you need to set some rules for yourself before you go doing anything. Even if you're excited, you don't know what you're doing! I mean, usually I'd be behind this all the way but things are different now. Do you get that? Just hear me out on that.

.. And quit trying to cheer me up with that icon. It's cute, I'll give you that.

Why wouldn't it be?

justanothercop

So you sent it off, eh? Only thing really left to do are those writing samples? Well, you've done those before and gotten by fair enough. Just - try to keep those short, okay? The rest of that application should be more than enough to give anyone who tries to read it a migraine.

[sighs]

Yes, I have resigned myself to giving this a go again. Lets not mess about this time, hmm? Third time's the charm? You best hope it is.

Now, what's this nonsense about getting me a paid account? I've never warranted such 'high praise' before. You want more icons? What do you mean I've got more than 15 facial expressions? AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT - you should be ashamed of some of those keywords you're using. I'd never say those things!

Also, you can stop with 'The Men In Black' jokes, alright? Hathaway and I do not look like the 'Men in Black'.

fertility

You were wise in your decision, you shall be rewarded for this. But our goals cannot be achieved without our love, or one that is a suitable replacement. We require the code in order to further our plans. Find us a suitable specimen and the Gods will praise you.

clawsonapproach

Whoah, whoah, whoah. Slow down there a minute, "mundane". We've barely just met. I have a very strict rule about joining ventriloquism acts with total, random strangers. Whatever this "voice testing" thing of yours is, I'm not really interested. Frankly I'm more in support of the "Go read the books first!" plan.

I mean, how would you like it if someone twice your age decided they wanted to jump into your skin and give you a test drive? Slightly creepy, am I right?

So let's just take it back down a notch and maybe get to know each other a little better first. My life is hectic enough already, and that's a gross understatement.

~~Besides all of which, need I point out the fact you find Alec's incurable arrogance "cute" is a little concerning? Didn't think so.~~

P.S. The screen name? Really?

on_your_nerves

Was the username change absolutely necessary? This is internet roleplay, not the planning of an amusement park. Giving us both a theme is ridiculous.

Furthermore, I suggest you shelve your plans with your friend of having John keep a spray bottle constantly on hand on the ship. I know your level of intelligence probably precludes you from managing even the most basic of observations, but I'm not a cat. It's undignified, it's not going to work, and I resent the idea that I need John following me around everywhere to keep me in line.

In fact, you should both stop referring to him as my "wrangler" altogether.

All this fuss over whether or not I'm going to start some sort of diplomatic incident is entirely unwarranted. They need detectives for the war effort, don't they?

I'll just be myself and everything will be fine.

SH

thescaronhisface

Look, Mun, there has got to be something better for you to do then sit around talking about how you can get me my scar again. Didn't you leave it off me there on purpose? So why do you suddenly want me to have it now?

I really don't get you, you know that? [sighs]

Of course you do. At least you'll actually feel bad when it happens.

the_urban_tiger

Let me make sure I've got this straight.

I'm not even in the show except some vague remark on Watson's blog that MIGHT have been referring to me (really, "I knew that his assistant (his John Watson?) wouldn't kill him." is the best you can do) and you're trotting me out? The best you've got for my history is one hundred year old books and what you're calling "fandom", which doesn't agree on the finer points of my existence.

Yeah, this sounds like it's going to work fine. Don't worry. I'm sure it'll be great, yeah.

Yes, that was fucking sarcasm. How the fuck do you think this is going to work? Just find Jim, get me a job and then maybe we'll talk.

... don't you even bloody start this nonsense about the end of The Reichenbach Fall.
We are not going to get on well.

SM

withaspoon

YOU. YOU THERE.

So you want to be my scribe, do you?

[. . .]

WELL???

Why are you just sitting there? Get this show on the road or I'll have you flogged!

Where are my concubines? Where are my soldiers? Where. Is. My. Bloody CASTLE, WENCH?

Right. I'll need minions and lackeys, so hop to it and line them up for inspection!

And another thing! I want a puppy. And Locksley's head on a platter wouldn't go amiss either.

waypastcool

Mun, you and I oughta talk.

See, it's past cool that I might get my speed back, but for five minutes? And then I'll explode? I don't care if death's only temporary, that is way past uncool! If you're gonna get me back into gear, try somethin' a little less gory next time. Sheesh. Even if it doesn't happen to yours truly, it's still totally messed up that the gods are doin' that.

Anyway, you gonna get back to finding me some of my pals? Or, heck, anyone from the other series. I know they're out there somewhere, and that Shadow guy might be showin' up.

cosmosic

For crying out loud, mun.

What do you think you're doing, sending me back? Shikamaru and Chouji aren't even there anymore! Everything is totally different from what we remember anyway. It's complicated and weird and...ugh!

You're going to give me gray hairs!

operationnora

[He gives mun a thoughtful look, a small smile gracing his features.]

I'm sorry if my being so fascinated is troublesome, Miss Mun. It's just... Lightning will be there! Granted, none of the others know what I know... but that's okay. It's like a time paradox, right? Everyone has different memories because of their timelines. I'm... I'm also excited to see Miss Estelle again... I want to apologize for worrying her...

luuke

...

[Yeah, Luuke's not too sure of this. The new icons - icons of his template, because what, there aren't enough images of this one clone? No?]

[And a game with... daemons? Why is he going anywhere without C'baoth? He's struggling to match up flash-learning on speech with the real thing now. It's a little difficult... more than a little, his flash-learning isn't entirely integrated and C'baoth does not need him to speak.]

...why?

blowstuffup

So, what? Can't make up your mind, or did you want me at both of these places? Don't I at least get some sort of choice?

Sheesh, and I thought I was greedy. Let's talk this out, you're a reasonable girl. We can figure this out.

Underwater prison, Zel's there, but that's about it. ~~Don't glare at me like that, it's not like it's a full party is what I'm sayin'!~~

I get to stay where I belong, Zel's around...but so is Xelloss.

Ok. Yeah. I can see how this is a hard choice.

FINE. Do what you want! It's not like I was going to have any say in the matter, anyway!

letsdoit2it

Well, what do you know? It seems there are more Freedom Fighters in these parts than we'd originally thought, huh?

I mean, I always knew that Sonic would always find his way into these parts, but Antoine? Bunnie? Next thing you know Dulcy and Rotor will be popping up here, too!

...maybe we'll have a chance. But we'll need to regroup if we want to take advantage of our numbers.

shininghero

Taking me out on a test drive already? You're still on Day Six, and you're not even sure what kind of personality you want to give me. That's a little reckless, isn't it? But it's still nice to get outside of your mind, and even better that you don't plan on sending me anywhere. It'll get a little lonely not having anyone I know to interact with, but I can manage.

If you ever find any of my friends, can you let me say hi? Thanks.

nobleone

[He's here, sitting. One arm resting across his propped up knee and surveying even the slightest of movements from the corner of his eyes, but keeping his main attention on the one he was speaking to.]

You're nervous. I get it. [A small, sweeping gesture with his hand to hint a minimal amount of impatience, before he continues.] But you can't keep making me sit here.

Throw me into something, or let me get back to work.

tempesting

It...doesn't look so bad? I admit that when you told me you were sending me somewhere with militia, I was more than a little uneasy, but this academy? It does sound comfortable. I can help around the school and keep things running smoothly for the soldiers who are on the battle grounds.

The Titans will take good care of Cerdian and Garth. And Orin, wherever he may be with Mera...I know that they'll come to Garth's aid somehow.

Poseidon...please let them be safe.

totalityrian

( cut for courier )

smilingscholar

...an AU game, you say? And I'll be a Chinese scholar in the Warring States period of Japan?

Well, I suppose it could be worse.

Current Mood: confused

burntheashes

Aw, mun. You're a mess. You're exhausted, you're cold, and you've still got book page grime on your hands. C'mon, that's no way to be happy! Go scrub your hands, pop a pill, and take a long nap.

And stop reading so much, yeah? You look like a zombie, haha!

[...]

Hey, don't give me that look! I'm just doing what's best for an unhappy citizen.

robuttnik

You... mundane... Relinquish me of this username at once!

That... wretched hedgehog doesn't recognize the level of genius he is mocking.

I don't think you do either.

wolfofmibu

Calm down, it doesn't even come out for five more months. And even then, it's only in Japan.

Also - that man looks nothing like me.

thisclinchesit

Glad that glancing over that thing shook you up a bit to get me revitalized, but I wouldn't discount the need for actual review just yet, mun. It doesn't hurt to have all the information you can get, after all - especially if you're wanting me to get more involved in current events.

We've got some kids to save, and a destiny to reclaim, so let's get to it.

spitting

Mundane, is it? I must ask that you change my "user-name," at the very least. I know better than to ask you to reconsider leaving me in this place, so at least take into consideration that spitting is not an accurate representation of me at all, and I--

... Oh, very well, have it your way. But you seem awfully juvenile, and I can't say for certain whether or not we'll get along.

ultimatethrill

Alright Munly lemme offer you some advice.

Time to kick it into gear! Give it your all! Full burn baby! Instead of spreading yourself thin you gotta mount up and rush full steam ahead till you're screaming from fear and feel like your face is gonna fly off!

Don't hold back now~ I like it rough!

brolociraptor

WHAT. I am not an asshole!

Nuh uh, nope, I am not, it's not my fault you were like 'bluhbluh killing Bradley will be fun! I should do it and then I can concentrate on other things for a bit!' Am I a burden to you, ladyface?

BITE MEEEE. You're lucky I'm talking to you right now, I'm totally offended.

Talk to the hand~

neverbetold

Another interruption?

You know I have something important yet to do.

frompontiac

Look, just-- would you let me go home?

chafe_meister

Ladies and gentlemen of all races and species, and those in between...except Krogans, let me offer you this amazing one time deal!

CALIBRATIONS OF ALL THE THINGS!

All the things.

All.

bot_builder

Mun. Look, the librarian said that the dimension and timestream have probably been damaged beyond repair already, just from everyone arriving at the Garden properly. That is: popping into this world, and then just staying here for keeps. He's already pretty sure that returning any of us home at this point would destroy reality.

Don't you think people popping in and out whenever they please is going to be a little more disastrous than the one-way trips most of us want?

AREN'T YOU WORRIED ABOUT DESTROYING REALITY?!

No?
Good. It's not like that's anything I haven't been through before.

Let's get this show on the road.

What do you mean it doesn't start til tomorrow?

badassfully

Badassfully: this is a waste of my time, human. The leaders of the Batarian slaving ring could have fled the Citadel while you keep me here.

Badassfully: where is Blasto? Perhaps he can talk some sense into you. [Hopefully he goes by the book for once - Bubin is tired of having to fill out the Hanar's paperwork.]

gotlegion

I don't know what's worse, that you missed the application date or that your first reaction to it was "Well, now I can finish this game without worry." That sounds like something somebody without an inch of self confidence would say!

Hey! What do you mean I'm one to talk! I'm not playing, I'm just completing my perfect team to beat all the Elite Fours with. This is serious business! I need to balance all the types so I get a flawless defense, and I might need to breed half my team again. I'm a little busy over here.

murderous_shade

Well, well, well. Aren't we just feeling generous?

What's wrong? All the other little voices don't wanna play with you? That's what you get for picking up all the boring trash to begin with, Munnie.

Now. I'll play, but no keeping any secrets. I've been all alone in the dark for so long, and a little bird told me you know where I can get my sunshine.

[Canon is Nier]

namedforthesky

I know, mun. I miss Riku and Kairi, too. And I really hope they're okay--I haven't seen them since that night on the island, except for a few months where Kairi showed up! But I don't think I want them in the Garden, either. Bad things have happened... I just want to know they're safe. We can have adventures some other day. And I don't think being trapped somewhere counts.

[She's gonna be scratching at the back of her head.]

not_the_dreck

STUPID DRECK MUNDANE!!!

I thought we had a damn understanding?! You don't humiliate me, I'll tolerate being in your head! Making me think I'm that stupid defect replica qualifies as humiliating me, you idiot!

I'm not going to cooperate with this! Forget it!

dilf

We're in a car. Me, and the idea guy. We are in a fucking car and there is ample opportunity to use them later on. You have so many really close pictures of my face, and none of me in my car. That car I always wanted and finally got after the...it was a huge thing for me! I was the master of all I surveyed! And now, in a car with...rectangle man with muscles...a car, by the way, that I am driving...you can't just open that stupid picture program and maybe add one?

Just one.

That'd rule.

ex_evilly919

[ Huff ! Ah, a very frustrated huff at that! ]

Muuuun~! Muuuu~n~! Mun! Hey, Mun~! Are you listening?

[ The little girl sighs, letting the air stored within her cheeks out in a loud, exaggerated breath before a smile easily lit up on her face . ]

You've tried to apply at this place, like.... three times! [ Laughing , she holds her right hand up , showing three fingers . ] Well, you've reserved or whatever that many times, at least!

This time, you'll actually do it, right? [ Laughing , she presses small hands to her cheeks . ] Bring me somewhere fun~! Where I can make tons of friends~!

Hurry, hurry!

pumpkinmagic

Miss Mun,

Why did you ignore Blair? It's been a long time since you left that place. It wasn't me? That's okay, Blair is glad to know Miss Mun is doing well again. Keep it up okay! If you feel down again, go to Maka's mun or me. I'll even let you send Blair to other places too.

I don't mind going back to the first place. I can't wait to see Axel and everyone else again. I didn't get to play with Alex last time. And yes, I definitely agree we gotta get those two in the tub together with me [giggle]. It'll be fun.

Oh, are you already thinking of another place too? I don't mind. You can leave it to Blair!

snowpetal

So you finally got yourself a new device? While the news is certainly excellent, surely you can find a better use for your time, no?

It's been quite some time since you summoned me. Please say you at least have some entertainment for me. It is rather boring seeing the others constantly argue in your headspace, and I am beginning to feel left out.

That, and extremely bored.

detecting_truth

[ She swings her arms back and forth, rocking on her heels as she seemed to have a bright and somewhat childish smile on her face. ]

Miss Mun, may I speak with you?

Knowing you're so excited to let me out makes me so happy. Even though you seem to take interest in one girl in particular compared to the rest, including myself.

[ Her features don't dare to change. But her (un)fortunate Mun can tell what Erika's long stare had meant,

Don't send me anywhere boring, will you? You know I must be more than well enough entertained when I'm surrounded by nothing more than foolish pawns. Just a few puzzles here and there will not be able to satisfy me.

That is why you're interested in playing with me, correct? ]

I still hope that you'll take me somewhere nice!

Oh, by the way, when will you start looking where to put me? You seem to be distracted by so many other things... do take your time, though!

spindash

[It took that long? Really? For shame, mun. For shaaame.

But in all seriousness, Sonic looks pretty pleased! People have been begging for a new DR, after all, and hopefully they won't mind some dust while it gets spruced up for DW.

Besides, if he does end up being dropped, he's gonna need a place to hang out. Somewhere low-stress! Obviously DRs and memes are the best solution.

So he nods, smiles, and gives his mun a thumbs-up. Yep, he's ready to roll.

...no pun intended.]

dreamofdays

I know it seems insurmountable as it stands, mun, but there's no way it can end here. Saffron's counting on us to kick the Rockets out of the city, y'know. Gary might be tough, but it's just like every other time we've tangled. We'll win out in the end.

And then we'll teach Team Rocket's leader a lesson. Seems like he didn't learn his lesson last time, y'know? Even after Sho and Phelps... well... anyway. Let's not let their passings be in vain. I believe in you, y'know? So let's go out there and finish this for their sakes!

And then maybe we can find a game or something...?

missingeyeknight

You again? Don't you have better things to do? [Hmph] I'm only humoring this game a little longer if it will find me Critias and Hermos. Don't make me empty promises.

preyed

Don't you have enough things to do? Honestly, I'm fine where I am in limbo around here. You just want to shove me in a game so you can try to make me be a "den mother".

No thanks. I'll stick to my team and my family.

birthname

First it was the icons, and now this. If you've so much time to waste, at least stop pretending you need to do important things. Obviously this takes precedence. If there's no time at the end of this for whatever dull chores you commoners have to do, certainly it was never my fault.

[Grumble grumble grumble.]

You're nearly as bad as Bartimaeus, you are. Always shirking work.

aboot

*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT*

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

highfunctioning_sociopath

If this is what you are planning to always do with me... I would strongly suggest you go and pester the other muses for awhile.

~~I course it's a brilliant idea! But that doesn't mean I have to appreciate it publicly.~~

Now, if you really wanted to do this plot justice: You would find a Moriarty to play out the "preamble" as you called it. But, no I can't trust you to follow any normal timelines, can I?

Current Mood: worried

greenisnewblack

Mun,

I see you sitting there on that MMO pretending to be a superhero. I figured you'd come back eventually. So, just a little advice (for the both of us even). Let's not get too wrapped up in things, it's save us both a couple of headaches.

And stay away from those types of games.

slayedaking

[This face, mun.]

Don't think my brother's presence makes up for this. Bad enough that I know another touched her, now you force me to see it and participate. We shall all be fortunate if I don't run him through.

[Have a trollface from your mun.]

With my sword, idiot woman. The steel one.

This, on top of the draw you've forced upon me to everything with a hole you can stick a cock in.

[The goddess favor was your idea.]

[Withering look.] I'd rather you dropped it, with a price like that. To hell with her favors. I need none.

spiria

HEY!

How many times do I have to tell you, my sex life is not a topic of casual conversation?!

( ooc: GRNGKRNKGN TO WHOEVER GAVE KOHAKU SOME PAID TIME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, ILU ;3; )

artificialmoron

It's not that I'm not happy that you've taken an interest in me. No, of course not. It's great. More beings to interact with, more... erm, adventures to have. But mun, love, really, I see the sort of characters you have in your head and the sort of things you put them through and I highly doubt you're equipped to deal with someone with significantly less emotional issues and also completely lacking in a humanoid body. It just won't work.

You... What? No, that was not an invitation to put me in something else. This frame? This frame is great. It's wonderful. Slimming. Or something. I don't need a new one, I promise.

I don't think you know what you're doing.

You should stop.

Or I suppose you could just not listen to me and continue. Typical human.

I think we have issues.

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