dear_mun | crankiest muse alive

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canon: left 4 dead

crankiest muse alive

So it's "mun", right? How about I just call you "asshole". Because you look like an asshole and you're pretty good at backing it up so far.

I hate you so goddamn much. Stop it. Stop writing fanfiction about me. Stop shoving me in memes. Stop making me act like a pansy. Stop doing all of it, and I won't bury you alive.

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I'M SURE CALLING YOUR MUN AN ASSHOLE WILL DRIVE THEM TO TEARS AND REALLY FORCE THEIR HAND INTO DROPPING YOU FOREVER.
WELL PLAYED, HOW COULD ANYONE HANDLE SUCH A BLATANT SHOW OF DISREGARD FOR THEIR FEELINGS.

What's kind of the idea, kid. My mun's a huge wimp. I'm sure if I keep pressing it like this she'll drop me and let me go back to... you know... killing zombies. Not much better, but better than all of this.

... either that or she'll make me kiss a man. It can go either way with these douchebags.

Finally! Glad ta see someone's talkin' some damn sense in this place

These muns need to be taught a thing or two about how much shit we'll put up with before it's their turn.

Hey, the first chance I get, mine's gettin' an arrow in the ass. The guy needs to learn boundaries.

Ain't got as bad as yours. Yet.

That's the first thing I've heard that's made sense all day.

Yeah well, just give it time. They all go crazy eventually.

Yeah? Hopefully yer wrong 'bout that.

[He's not holding out for anything, though.]

I only wish I were, man. I only wish I were.

[he shakes his head, a mixture between grumpy and just exhausted]

But hey, maybe you'll get lucky and have the one mun that won't drag you through a figurative hell for his own amusement.

Hell, I already got sent to hell, an' a magic castle...

This asshole needs to take a break.

Hell and a magic castle? What the hell is wrong with these people? I swear to god I should have let the zombies get me when I had the chance.

[IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO THE FUTURE]

You're the first "me" I've met so far, but now I'm starting to wonder if everyone who writes for us is a pansy ass.

Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. It's starting to seem like it, anyway.

I swear, I can't take this shit much longer. It's like my mun's a one-woman torture squad.

Well that doesn't that just fill me up with great expectations for a warm and fuzzy future.
Actually, not sure why I'm surprised. I've only lived in this headspace for about a week and I already know what the kid gets up to.
Jesus Christ.

I say we show these "muns" a lesson.

They're all like that. Don't think for a second the same thing's not going to happen to you. You're walking along thinking everything's fine and then WHAM, right into a meme.

[he nods at that. If there's one person whose judgment he's going to trust it's... well... him]

Sounds good to me. I'm at the end of my rope. What were you thinking?

Hey, hey, Nick.

What's fanfiction?

Oh my god, Overalls. Okay, picture a book, right? Now, picture a book written by your mun. Now picture that that book is about you and there's a 70% fucking chance that you're kissing another man or doing some other ridiculous shit that you can't even imagine doing in real life.

That sum it up for you?

Aw, dude, that ain't right. I mean-- I don't think she's done nothin' like that yet, but I can't tell, them folks is weird.

[And then it hits him, and suddenly the wrinkle-nosed look of disgust shifts into a look half amused and half bemused.]

Wait, dude, does'is mean yours has got y'all doin' that? Who they gotcha kissin', Nick?

Edited (ICON FAIL ALREADY? NOooo) 2012-03-11 20:39 (UTC)

Yeah, weird's an understatement if you ask me. More like psychotic, or sadistic. Or just... fucking nuts. I don't know.

[and at his question, Nick just gives him a look. A "I want to hit you so bad right now but I won't because Rochelle would kick me in the nuts" sort of look. It's a familiar look]

You.

[the way he says it makes it sound like it's somehow Ellis' fault]

Because for some reason my mun thinks it's necessary for us to fall in love like it's some sort of goddamn romance novel and run around acting like faggots all the time.

[THIS FACE FOREVER

plus a little shaking of the head]

Nick, man, I love you, but it ain't like that. It ain't never been like that.

Well yeah. If it was like that I'd probably pistol whip you in the face, you know.

[he's making a face that's a lot more pissy than disgusted but he looks just about as grumpy as usual]

There'll be hell to pay if you end up with a crush on me, Overalls.

Nick, come on, that's nasty! You're like m'brother or somethin', that's like - double nasty!

If I had a brother like you I'd have done myself in a long time ago.

[which is of course Nick-speak for "you're like my brother too"]

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crankiest muse alive

crankiest you say?

I welcome this so hard you have no idea

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asfgkl oh my god Daryl <3

Still new as all hell, but I couldn't resist

I can't tell he's new at all <3

You're too kind. ^_^

no way, he is amazing <3

Thanks. ^_^;

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this is beautiful :'D

Can the universe even hold two complaining Nicks in one room?

I can only hope so. Watch as it starts melting around us

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this is the best premise for a thread ever I think XD

I'M GIGGLING ALREADY

ME TOO there is no way it's not going to be fantastic

ftr i ship it :|b

I'm starting to believe it's almost impossible NOT to ship it

possible but not common! i happen to ship everything though, so it's all good

XD I ship everything too. I just can't help it. These two especially but... also everything else