On harems and silliness

[drillsforhands]

Yanno mun...

As fun as the idea is, what the hell would I do with a lady harem? It's not like they can fight better than me, or do anything I can't do myself.

And well the other reason for a harem I can't do anyways.

So yeah. Don't see why you want me to get one.

Comments

[badluckbabe]

You're like a walking innuendo, of course you should be surrounded by women. *eyeroll*

[drillsforhands]

How am I walking innuendo.

[badluckbabe]

I meant phallic symbol, but my mun's brain is full of fail right now so I had to smack him around some.

[drillsforhands]

And I still don't get it.

[badluckbabe]

*sigh* Sometimes you can be so innocent. It's cute really. Like a child.

[residualforce]

Maybe your image is lacking.

[drillsforhands]

... what.

[residualforce]

Your image. You know, your credentials. Street cred.

Aren't harems supposed to be status symbols?

[drillsforhands]

I... guess?

My mun just says it in regards to all the girl friends I end up making.

[residualforce]

Then maybe she's trying to capitalize on their presence to make you look better to the humans around you, since you aren't doing that yourself or something.

But you might want to be careful about that, because sometimes they think they opposite.

[drillsforhands]

Nah, I know it's not that. It's never that reason when it comes to my mun.

... Oh no, they wouldn't. Cause they all know I can't do that and I've got someone already too.

[residualforce]

I guess. That would probably be too logical muns, anyway. It was just an idea.

I meant there's a stigma attached to beings going by the male gendered pronoun being friends with mostly people going by a female gendered pronoun. Either they're highly regarded, or they're viewed as weak.

[scrapyard workers were probably not the best people to learn about humanity from, but hey.]

[drillsforhands]

Oh... that's a load of crap. Anyone who thinks I'm weak is stupid.

[hey, not like a demolitions 'bot is any better.]

[residualforce]

I'm just saying they might. Why do you want to be friends with so many humans, anyway?

[drillsforhands]

Because there's nothing else to hang out with. There's Quick, and Metal and well... Shadow, who is a butt.

[Oh yeah, he went there. And he's not even mentioning the Lightbots.]

[fasternlightbot]

[shrug] Because it's funny?

[drillsforhands]

I don't see how it's funny though.

[fasternlightbot]

And you probably never will. But it is.

[drillsforhands]

But how it is funny? [he wants you to tell him, Quick]

[fasternlightbot]

[he doesn't want to get hit] It just is. I can't explain it. [this will probably backfire]

[drillsforhands]

Yes you can or you wouldn't even bring it up. [he's gonna pout now. Pooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuut]

[fasternlightbot]

That's not true. I can bring stuff up and not know how to explain how it works. [ignores the pouting, ignoooores]

[drillsforhands]

[pouts mightily] Except you dooooooooooo know.

[fasternlightbot]

[gaaah] I don't! Why do you think I know?

[drillsforhands]

Because you're smart?