voicetesting. Mun is out of her mind

[football_head]

Okay, I guess we're off to a good start. But if we're going to get along and work together I think we need to set a few ground rules, okay? Number one, no aging me up and putting me in memes. It's too weird. Number two, if you do end up putting me in a game, just make sure it's nowhere as awful as the place you have Heather. It's bad enough that you have three of us in that Facility. I don't want to be anywhere that's going to torture me.

Just... try not to cause too much trouble, okay mun?

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[bunnyperspective]

Hey! You're from when Nickelodeon didn't suck a donkey's ass!

[football_head]

[quick side-eye at the word "ass"]

... what?

What are you talking about? Are you sure you don't have me confused with someone else?

[bunnyperspective]

You kidding me? I'd never forget the age when they used to air Looney and Tiny Tunes. Now all they have is that ICarly crap.

[football_head]

Yeah, I watch Looney Toons. But what exactly are you talking about?

[bunnyperspective]

It's not important. Besides, I don't want you to go mad by any revelations.

[The fourth wall is a cruel mistress.]

[steed]

[Not cool, bro.]

[bunnyperspective]

[Trollface]

Don't look at me like that.

[itsnotmybirthday]

They're probably gonna do both of those things just to spite you, you know.

asdfkl Heather <3

[football_head]

I don't know. Are muns really that petty?

<333 And Arnold omg my childhood. I wish they'd show reruns.

[itsnotmybirthday]

If yours is anything like the ones I've come across. It's like they get off on your suffering. It's sick.

they've been playing it on Teen Nick lately <3

[football_head]

Well... mine does have three of us in a torture facility. You're actually one of them but... I think I'm starting to get how this place works. There're a few of every person, right?

[Arnold's 9-year-old brain doesn't quite comprehend the phrase "get off on" but he'll just ignore it for now]

So that's a bad sign, right?

[nothitchhiking]

...I GOT KICKED OFF NICK FOR THIS?! A MUTANT SCOT?!

[football_head]

[oh my god it's a talking... dog thing]

What?

[tempesting]

[Dol looks around her...at all...the interesting people on the post, and is sheepish, but she turns to the young boy, and tries to look confident.] I'm sure that you're going to be fine. It's the older puppies that are really targeted.

[football_head]

Well, I hope so. I don't want to end up somewhere where they'll... well, some of the stuff that happens to the other people my mun plays wouldn't even be allowed in a horror movie.

[tempesting]

[Dolphin frowns at the idea of going...to those certain places.] I'm sure you won't. You have to be a certain age for most of those places.

[football_head]

Well... I don't think there's an age limit in that Facility place. There are other kids there. I'm just worried that my mun will... you know... decide to send me there too.

There's this one game she likes, where it's on an alien planet that seems pretty cool. But I don't know what she'll decide.

[madcuriosity]

It wouldn't hurt you to say please.

oh hey fellow Aliunde player <3

[football_head]

I guess you're right. I forgot about that, with all the crazy stuff that's been going on. I figure it'd be best to be firm but... saying please never hurts.

[and it's so relieving to see another kid around here that he really doesn't know what to say for a moment]

I'm Arnold. What's your name?

Well hi there~

[madcuriosity]

My name is Alice, Alice Liddell [She curtsies and offers a smile. She's quite glad that he isn't the rude sort and realized he was wrong about not saying please.] It's very nice to meet you, Mr. Arnold.

[football_head]

Well, it's nice to meet you too, Alice.

[he's only ever seen anyone curtsy in movies and it's a little surprising to see in real life, but he does appreciate politeness and he returns the smile]

You're English, aren't you? I've never met anyone with an accent like that before. I hope it's not weird of me to ask about it.

[badfrench]

[This is such a bad idea, Helga.]

Are you sure she's the one who might cause trouble?

asfghhkl <3

[football_head]

[he'll just glance at her for a moment]

What are you talking about, Helga?

she just had to say 'hi'

[badfrench]

Well, you do get yourself in trouble most of the time.

I am dying <3

[football_head]

Oh yeah? Don't you have something to do with it sometimes too, though?