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[squirrelhunter]

Listen, I don't care what kinda idiotic ideas y'all got in that thick head o' yours, but I ain't havin' no part of it.

Magic castle, my ass.

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[amidststars]

Y-you're going to a magic castle, mister...?

[squirrelhunter]

Not if I can help it.

...And I plan to.

[amidststars]

A magic castle sounds like it would be kind of fun...

You don't want to go exploring?

[cassbutt]

Magic castle? PFFT! What world do you live in? I live in one where I have to kill zombies because my fearless leader Dean tells me to.

[squirrelhunter]

Nah, this mun guy wants to send me to some weird-ass castle.

Zombies, huh? Sounds like the Walkers.

...You any good?

[cassbutt]

Castles are overrated.

Walkers? WE call them Croats. Some disease used as endgame for the apocalypse. Made everyone zombie-like. Though they do walk.

Am I good? I used to be an angel, until I fell. All the others left, I lost my mojo. But I can handle a gun.

[offbeet]

They really aren't so bad.

[squirrelhunter]

What ain't?

[offbeet]

Magic castles. They can be quite cozy, really, once you get used to all the moving stairs.

[nanatsunoko]

I'm afraid your cries are likely to fall on deaf ears.

These muns don't give a damn what we want, half the time.

... a magic castle, though. [Repeated flatly. Gin didn't look too impressed before, but now, he looks doubly disappointed. What kind of ridiculousness was this unfortunate fellow's mun cooking up?]

[squirrelhunter]

Trust me, he'll listen when he has a damned arrow stickin' outta his ass.

[dirtymistress]

You think you've got problems. At least you get a magic castle. I get a creepy abandoned city with animated mannequins.

[squirrelhunter]

An' no power? Yeah, he wants to send me there, too. No, thanks.

[dirtymistress]

That's the one. Sadly, I think the killer mannequins may actually be the preferable alternative to where I am. At least I don't have to be the dirty ex-mistress who died but didn't in a city with killer mannequins.

Sorry, can't resist my favorite canons to mash-up

[littlebitrockandroll]

You're going to Hogwarts?

No problem! I'm still awfully new.

[squirrelhunter]

Hell, I don't know what the damn place is called. Para-somethin'.

I still ain't havin' nothin' to do with it.

[helljumper]

There's always worse places.

[Which he would list off, but that required more words than he felt like saying at the moment.]

[squirrelhunter]

[The hell? What are you, some sorta robot]

Yeah, but I got things to do in those worse places.

[helljumper]

[Sigh. Why do people always assume -- you know what, never mind.]

Do you? [Genuine interest there, but it's very faint.]

[shepherdsveritas]

[Staaaaeeeeeeeeer]

th'fuck...

[squirrelhunter]

The hell're you starin' at?

[Yeeeeah. Probably not the Irish drawl you were expecting, huh? This guy's pure Redneck.]

[shepherdsveritas]

Th'fuck're you talkin' like that for?

[keithstories]

Oh, it ain't so bad, is it? Better'n bein' up ta your neck in zombies innit?

Wait...what the hell am I sayin'? Ain't nothin' better'n bein' up ta your neck in zombies!

[squirrelhunter]

Think you got your priorities fuckin' backwards.

[keithstories]

Oh, don't get me wrong man. I don' like the fact that everyone's turned inta zombies or nothin', but there ain't no cure near as anyone knows, so why not have a little fun while you're tryin' ta survive? Not like there's much else ta do, right?