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This is foolish, not unlike most everything else you take it upon yourself to do.

You have no intentions of placing me anywhere, so what motivated you to even make such a thing? What purpose is this supposed to serve? Is it simply for show? Do you intend to drag me around like a young girl's doll whenever you see fit? Is it to be lauded for such a thing?

It would be laughable it were not increasingly more pitiful, foolish girl. It serves no purpose, and yet here it is. Here I am. I, so close to the Court of Miracles that I can practically smell the vermin scurrying about their wicked nest. Why you find such a thing worthy to be postponed is beyond the comprehension of any sane man such as myself, and I am quite fixed when I say that this must never go any further and ought to be left with the rest of your long list of bad ideas.

Thank you.

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...You say all that and end with 'thank you?'

Mere manners, I assure you.

A waste of time.

I find two words to be as much humor as I can spare for her in her injudiciousness, as has come to be the norm when she touts her follies at my expense.

If two words is all you can work up, they should have more impact.

Like 'get bent.'

[Frollo has no idea what that means, horned sir.]

I've no idea what that is intended to mean, nor do I wish to find out.

How about 'piss off?'

[Versebute has literally nothing better to do but teach profanity to a old timey Judge.

Literally nothing.]

[Piss, he knows. That makes more sense. But please, fellow, don't tempt him to stoop. He won't.]

I'd really rather not move to such crassness.

[Literally. Nothing. Better. To. Do.]

And that's why you're so ineffective. To get people to do things right you have to smack them around a lot, even if it's just words.

[No announcements to make? None?]

You are preaching to the choir, sir.

[Not even paperwork to do.]

...Gross. Don't talk about disgusting things like that.

[Sad day.]

I'm afraid I'm not the one who brought up urination.

I'm talking about preaching and choirs.

And that is supposed to mean...something to me?

Claude Frollo...

You have allowed your shadow to consume you.

[You've got something on your face, just there. And there. And apparently a horn of plenty on the side of your head, too. No mirror?]

Excuse me?

*It's a butterfly mask!*

You deny yourself what it means to be human, and attempt to set yourself apart from the rest of humanity. No good can come of this.

[Right, right.

But there's still that horn of plenty on your head, Frollo is before tumors, but uh...]

...do I know you?

*Philemon shifts, and it quickly becomes obvious that's no weird...growth. What horn of plenty? It's just his hair. It's pretty long, so of course he'd tie it back to keep it out of his way.*

You do. Even if you do not realize it. I am the one who dwells between dream and reality... You may call me Philemon.

[That's some impressive hair there, Butterfly Book of the Bible. It looks like it could break off if pulled at the right angle.]

I don't do well with blasphemy, I'm afraid.

Blasphemy? Not at all. I have known you through your dreams for some time. As I come to know all of humanity.

...yes, well, as lovely as it was to meet you, I do believe I best be going now.

[WHERE IS THE FROLLOMOBILE?]

....there are better ways to tell a woman you love them, Claude.

[IRON CARRIAGE OF JUSTICE! WHERE DID HE PARK IT? WHERE'S HIS KEYS?

Just. He's not answering, he just...he can't. He doesn't love ~~the witch~~ a woman, he doesn't know what that is. Though, lust...ahh, lust indeed.]

Regardless of what you have been brought to believe, there is nothing wrong with what you feel...it was designed this way from the beginning. All that matters is that you respect her wishes as well.

Anything less...that is the mark of my other, not myself.

[Yeah, no. No. Nope.]

You know not of what you speak, child.

...Child?

*he chuckles* I am flattered that you think so. I am far older than I look. As old as humanity itself.

[Why does his mundane do this? Why? What purpose does it serve?]

I am so certain that's correct, yes.

You do not believe me. I suppose it is difficult to believe.

...The interesting thing about myself is that I possess no face of my own. It is why I wear this mask.

*he reaches up to remove it.

.....

It's Frollo's own face reflected back at him underneath.*

[...another of him, but not another. A sort of demon that shifts forms as it pleases, that is what must be before him now.]

Your tricks will not fool me, devil.

I am no devil, Claude Frollo.

Thou art I...and I am thou. I am a mirror of humanity. Just as my "twin" is. As long as humanity exists, so shall we.

[Philemon is speaking his language, but he's not at the same time.]

...you are a mirror of humanity, yet you are in my shape now?

[That's a good loophole to work with, right?]

*he replaces his mask* Whoever gazes upon me will only see their own face. I am a spirit. I may take the form of a man, but I am not Nyarlathotep. I cannot decide to be whomever I wish.

Good luck in finding a game that inspires you. My mun has plots for me in my game. So far, on my agenda, I'm hunting down an Asian peacock criminal and a horde of vampires on the loose.

All in a days work of hunting down heretics against the Church in my place.

[...well, this isn't strange in the least, of course not.

Is he really that handsome? Have mercy.]

Peacock? [Pausing, he brings his hand up to his chin in thought.] The peacock wouldn't happen to have extreme issues with pandas, would he?

Well, the panda thing, I wouldn't know, but the peacock known as Lord Shen has extreme issues with the Church. Lately, the Pope labeled all of those...animals that we called the Beastmen in the game as heretics. My job is to exterminate the leader before they get out of control.

[Yes, the Church is just racist man.]

Not only that, there's the war of the vampires with their leader the Major that wrecks the peace and the havoc, I have to handpick some templars before his insane war erupts.

[Vampires are more tougher than gypsies, ya know!]

[Oh man, other!Frollo has a great life, from the sound of it. Though...]

Ah, yes. He does, in fact, have issues with pandas. I can say that with the utmost certainty considering...considering this foolish little girl also plays a panda that refused to fall during his slaughter.

[Deep breath, Frollo, stranger things have come out of your mouth.]

That's not very nice! We ain't vermin! I'm gonna tell Clopin!

[WHO ARE YOU, BIG BROTHER?]

...Clopin is here?

[JUST SOME MYSTERIOUS PERSON.]

Clopin is always somewhere~

Disgusting cultist. You're not better than the brotherhood. You have their stink on you.

...

...so, are you a judge? A priest? Or an evil wizard? I can't tell.

Judge-Minister, I presume? (My, there's been no shortage of talk about you lately.)

How very unfortunate to be led around by the heartstrings of a woman's whimsy.

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M-my childhood

I hope I'm not destroying it?

Naawww

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o_o

I had html fail?

naw it's just that I'd think his hair would follow the rules of gravity despite the icons. XD

I'm just reminded of Trowa from Gundam Wing, only backwards ahaha

pfffff

omg I literally just laughed out loud /applauds

I'm just surprised he hasn't called Phil a demon yet.

I've played him for a long, long time, so he's seen a lot.

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gaaah there needs to be an lj login for DW too. Also ignore the default icon

There is! Go into your preferences on LJ Login and look, they have IJ, DW, and several others!

oh pffff

:D

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The hallucinations have started, Frollo.

... my heart.