Voice test to see if I can speak horrible person

[lazarus_parasite]

My, my. What is this? While I am grateful for the reprieve from the effects of my defeat I am wondering at your sanity. This username for example, while I applaud your reference to 'Lazarus', I am no parasite. After all, I created that body and it is mine to do with as I please. As I told him, he is merely one of my 'parts'.

Ah, on to business then. You created this journal as a favor to a friend, and I get to live once more. Not precisely a fair exchange but I suppose it is the best that someone like you can do. However I will be expecting better results the more we work together.

Is that understood?

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[carrieswar]

[............. UGH]

[UGH UGH UGH]

No, no. Parasite's a pretty damned good name to go with for you.

[lazarus_parasite]

Once again, you say the first thing that appears in your head. Such a headstrong child you are Rubedo. Have some respect for your father.

[reconciledtwins]

Tch, I don't know why the hell my mun put yours up to this, but it doesn't matter. I'm gonna make sure this plan gets cut off before it ever happens.

*Your aged up son is reaching for his not!gunblade, Yuriev.*

[lazarus_parasite]

I'm afraid all you have here is bravado, Rubedo. You have little choice in the matter.

[reconciledtwins]

I don't care if our muns get the final say, I'll make them change their minds.

[lazarus_parasite]

Perhaps you have grown up a little, though I fail to see you able to do something that I can not in this case.

[reconciledtwins]

It shouldn't be too hard, I just have to convince my mun that there are better people to aim for than an asshole like you.

[lazarus_parasite]

Language Rubedo, children should be seen and not heard after all.

[temptestament]

And I thought some of the people my mun took on were in bad taste...

[lazarus_parasite]

Hmm? I'm hardly in 'bad taste', you should see some of the others that keep my company in here.

[temptestament]

Have you seen some of the people I have to put up with in here? Believe me, I know bad taste when I see it.

*Yeah, he's kind of giving you the most hateful look he can without actually turning into a snarling Gnosis-like abomination.*

[lazarus_parasite]

[SIGH] Have my children been spreading stories about me? I assure you they are blowing things far out of proportion. [He doesn't...really recognize Allen]

[temptestament]

*Does anybody?*

I've heard some stories from Albedo, but I've seen what you're like for myself.

[amnesiadragon]

You.

[He's heard about you. :| ]

You're the one who hurt them.

[lazarus_parasite]

I'm afraid you are going to have to specify a little bit more.

[He's hurt a lot of people!]

[needtobecleaned]

Creation of a body does not give you ownership or a right to wrest control from its owner. In that, yes, you do qualify as a parasite.

[lazarus_parasite]

That body was created specifically to be my next one, among other things. Is man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

[needtobecleaned]

Yet he was aware and broke from that given purpose. No man has the right to snuff out the life of another for his own selfish gain.

[lazarus_parasite]

[Still a little sore that Kevin liked T-ELOS better are we KOS-MOS?]

He is a weapon, weapons don't need meaningless emotions. He should be happy that he was one of two that actually served me well.

[needtobecleaned]

[NO! ... Maybe a teeny bit.]

No, weapons do not need emotions. If that is the case, the next time you see fit to harm my friends, emotionally or physically, I will kill you. And feel no remorse.

[oforder]

Mr. Yuriev. I had no expected to hear from you again in quite some time.

[lazarus_parasite]

Well, if it isn't Wilhelm. Even the great leader of vector is confined to places such as this then.

[oforder]

I had thought you had known by now that that is only one phrase that describes me.

It was not voluntary, but it is, all the same, useful to me.

[lazarus_parasite]

Perhaps, though it is the moniker I know you best by. So what brings you to my humble corner? You aren't one to gloat.

[oforder]

Gloating wasn't my intention. That said, I am curious as to why you are here, yourself. Surely, your crusade against U-DO hasn't brought you here, of all places?