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dear_mun2012-03-08 10:02 pm
masterofpuppets) wrote in dear_mun2012-03-08 10:02 pm
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Your impulsiveness is impressive but also imprudent.
I don't have to tell you how much of a shit storm you're going to be in without a working plan.
Because that storm isn't just an asshole little rain cloud over your family picnic.
Your nice Sunday dress isn't the only thing that's gonna get wrecked by this thing.
We're talking hurricane levels of fresh excrement all over your parade.
I could go on, but while I enjoy expressing myself through provocative prose, I draw the line at bodily waste raining on social gatherings.
Now, that being said, even as a new muse I already have an idea of what you're like.
Don't bother asking me how, I have my ways.
You want to adopt me into your collection of hapless little muses in your brain, then you better prepare for some grade A espionage.
If you think you know me well enough to play me, then you better at least have figured that out.
And likewise, I have figured out that when you put your mind to something there's no fucking stopping you.
You want to send me to this game and I am reluctant to comply, but it seems I have little say in the matter.
But I'll continue to remind you just what you're getting both of us into regardless.
I don't have to tell you how much of a shit storm you're going to be in without a working plan.
Because that storm isn't just an asshole little rain cloud over your family picnic.
Your nice Sunday dress isn't the only thing that's gonna get wrecked by this thing.
We're talking hurricane levels of fresh excrement all over your parade.
I could go on, but while I enjoy expressing myself through provocative prose, I draw the line at bodily waste raining on social gatherings.
Now, that being said, even as a new muse I already have an idea of what you're like.
Don't bother asking me how, I have my ways.
You want to adopt me into your collection of hapless little muses in your brain, then you better prepare for some grade A espionage.
If you think you know me well enough to play me, then you better at least have figured that out.
And likewise, I have figured out that when you put your mind to something there's no fucking stopping you.
You want to send me to this game and I am reluctant to comply, but it seems I have little say in the matter.
But I'll continue to remind you just what you're getting both of us into regardless.