dear_mun | Mar. 12th, 2013

Mar. 12th, 2013

How'm— how are we supposed to continue after so much time's past? That time's not a void, y'know, things happened. We changed. You can't just ignore that, damnit; people change. The future's supposed to be uncertain. You can't just watch a few glimpses of my so-called future and think that's who I'm gonna become. That me never met Nero, for a start. And he's too damned happy for his own good.

[ a grimace. ] I don't know who I feel sorrier for, you or me.

sexlexic

Hailing all ships in this quadrant, and quite possibly the next quadrant over:

It has come to my attention that this is an uncharted area of space, potentially full of unknown hostility, death, and yes, even death.

Fear not, it just so happens you all are fortunate enough to count myself among your numbers. Eighty-four star General Zapp Brannigan, at your potentially competent service. And yes, my thighs are indeed as muscular in practice as they are in theory. And I will use them gratuitously to spare you from harm and any available women from lonely Saturday evenings.

However, in order to do my duty to it's fullest potential, I'm afraid I am in desperate need of some information:

Phone numbers and addresses to any females in the immediate facility, particularly those without burly men behind them.

Quickly, citizens! The safety of the galaxy depends on it!

imgonnadie

You know when someone says this is a bad idea but it kind of sounds great?

This is not one of those times and I think you should stop.

amplifying

Yeah, I'd say you're a bit late to the party too. But better late than never!

But before we jump into anything major, I would practice a bit if I were you. A little practice never hurts anyone.
...And no, I don't think there's anyone here to really get your butt kicked by. Not saying that they're all terrible, but why would they want to? This is all just fun and games. Try and relax a little! Take it easy.

Let's just see how this goes, alright? One step at a time.

unit031

So uh, hiya mun, I guess. Nice to meetcha and all that? Great weather we're havin'?

Look, I ain't good at this sorta thing so how about we just sort of see where this goes. You mentioned somethin' about a "psychic summer camp" and somethin' about being a cyborg instead of a robot for it? I'm not complainin', I just don't have any idea what in the world you're talkin' about. What's a summer camp? I'm guessin' it's nothing like a student council.

this_is_fighting

It wasn't enough. I want more.

If yer going to send someplace then make it somewhere I'll find it. That feeling.

catchmewhiteandnerdy

...Um. Hello?

[He gives a small, flustered glance in the mun's general direction]

So you've been seeing your friend talking about Fate/ and watched it. And...all of the sudden I exist? W-well, at least you're excited about playing me and really want to. You know, you should really finish the series first- yeah, yeah, I know, you're waiting on the rest of it to download before finishing it up this week. Honestly, I'm not even that cool, why are you so eager to play me...? A-and what is with this username? I'm not white and nerdy at all ~~okay yes I am~~

aurathread

Mun,

I don't want to use it. I just don't. It reminds me of Her and also of Macha. Yeah, it wont' turn on me, but the fact is that it's still connected to them.

I can use my magic just fine. I might not be able to warp away like I used to, but my magic's powerful enough. Everything I could fight with my Persona I can fight with my magic, pretty much. So that leaves out monster attacks.

And I don't have anyone I can trust to pick me up from someone like that messing with me. So what exactly do you expect to do?

I won't use it. I told you.

- Tsukasa

musichetta

I realize why you couldn't possibly send me anywhere. How difficult would it be for you to fill in the blanks of a girl who only exists in passing, in quotations but never quite in actions?

I like who I am, Mademoiselle, truly. I like what you have made me. I love my boys and I'm grateful to have them with me.

[ She is the tiniest bit jealous of another lass in the headspace, but doesn't quite know how to phrase it. Musichetta falls quiet, lowering her head over clasped hands. ]

You needn't fret over my ramblings, cherie. I know not what I came here to say, in the end.

5055034455

Three things, sweetheart.

1) A shotgun. You're giving me a shotgun that fires taser shells. That's gonna end real well.

2) This so-called "personality" section is way off the mark. What are these words you're using? Sleazy? Crass? What about my redeeming qualities, huh?

...oh. Oh, okay. You didn't "get there" yet. Great. Can't wait to see what you do once you get there.

3) Aside from the fact that Pinkman's there, why are you even doing this? What do you think I have to offer him at this point? Can't we just call this off and... I don't know, go somewhere less insane? Damn it, Jim, I'm a lawyer — not a diplomat.

And no, I will not trust your judgment. I don't trust you at all. How stupid do I look?

...very funny.

corad

( Miller's Daughter spoilers within. )

staresatsun

You sure about this, sis? I know Yuna's got Lu and Auron lookin' out for her, but I'm not about to leave her either, ya? A Summoner needs their Guardian, and I plan on bein' there the whole way through.

Yeah, even for that part. So. Think about it, ya know?

sonsofdigits

ATTENTION ALL YOCTOGRAMS!!

Listen up! I understand that it's been awhile, but C'MON!

I'm eager to decimate some loser radians anytime!!

HEY! I'M ONE OF THE GREATEST FACTORS OUT THERE!

If you count me out, looks like I'll just have to

CRUNCH!!!

Into the heap!

queenbeeyotch

Ah...player, darling, allow me to congratulate you on your flawless choice in muses. Your tastes are simply marvelous, truly unrivaled by all others.

Well. Besides my own, but you and I both know that goes without saying. A person such as yourself can't hope to compete with me. That's just how it is. Nothing personal, although I'm sure you already knew that. After all, you're a smart boy~

Now, as for these little "plans" involving "games"... In all honesty, I can't say I'm against them. A new school to take over is right up my alley. I'm sure all the fine students there would be honored to have me as their school queen. Can't say I blame them either, as I would be the best thing to have happened to it since God only knows when.

...in regards to that other game, I'm afraid things simply wouldn't work out. A queen can't be reduced to a grunt; it's just unbecoming.

Though...I suppose as long as those lowlife bottom-feeding angels stay far, far away from me, almost any game will do. It's not like I plan on losing, after all.

disarmingfaith

No, no, this is an excellent idea.

[Sarcasm? Check.]

And even if it inevitably goes wrong, what are you worried about? I still have three other limbs I can lose.

miss_spider

You're just like James, Miss Mundane. You, unlike others, are willing to give a spider a chance. That's why you and I will get along!

Yes, I suppose it has been quite some time. You were just a wee girl when I last saw you. Why did you take so long to come find me? Never the matter. I'm glad you did! As am I also glad that you're willing to let me see this amazing new world with you!

Reminds me of when we all arrived in New York City. I suppose it's changed now that the years have gone by. I'd love to see it again, one day.

underestimation

Well, I wouldn't be so weak if you'd let me work harder! I need to get out there- to do something! Not sit around here, twiddling my fingers until you decide to drop me of in yet another unfamiliar place! Plus, have you even considered the consequences? Because there are many! ( probably. )

So, are you going to let me out?

...( and there's a visible drooping of the ears and tail. shouldn't have hoped for anything more than a 'not really', honestly. )

mishyoona

He came back home. I got my happy ending. I worked for it. Yet, here I am, away from the people who mean most to me.

[she's on the verge of exploding with rage rn]

No... I don't want this.

bioandroid

It's always hard bringing someone to life. I've been trying for a while, too. I know you're fixated on smut and debauchery, and goodness, you're pretty good at it! But you can do this too. There's soul, heat and love in simply living - even if you don't fully understand it yet. I know you care a lot about me and are scared of messing it up because our situations are so similar, but you'll be fine. Neither of us ever had any purpose, and that's okay. It means we get to decide.

[ an outstretched hand. ] We can go together.

dragonsword

I don't really think you know what you're getting yourself into. It's all fun and games. Not for me.

This is my life and being a ranger is stressful enough without having to worry about being plucked from my life. First it's the weird dreams, then it's the giant talking head, and then you decide to get a muse?

Not to mention that Creepox seems to have it out for me.

Even after everything, I'm sure you're just going to continue on.

atfirstsight

Huhuhu... What a strange and peculiar place this is.

If anything I do suppose this could serve to be interesting, so do try to keep me entertained while i'm here. You are quite the lovely young woman so I will not hold it against you for wanting to have me in your presence for the moment.

[ A beat and he cants his head to the side almost curiously before exhaling a soft sigh. Looking almost amused and yet there's a flicker of something in his dark eyes. ]

I see.

I do worry that Jin will not control himself if I am not around to put a leash on him and his actions. So find her as soon as you are able, if leaving here truly is no longer an option. That is all I ask for, my Lady.

nightwingisadick

( Spoiler for Summit )

moderatus

Why? Why must it be this way?

You tell me that it is because "that's the way the story goes", but the story was never told. You don't know what would have happened and how, why must you choose nothing but cruel paths for all of us to walk upon?

Why would you make me an instrument of hate if you have the power to change things?

I don't care what the fates of those who share my name are, you could tell a different story.

But you won't, will you? No, you want me to follow the ghosts of those who came before me into whatever darkness you conceive to be my inescapable end.

Grant me this at least, then: That it makes my mother smile.

a_budget_issue

NO.

STOP IT. STOP BEING SO EXCITED ABOUT HIM GETTING THOSE NEW CARTOONS.

YOU KNOW WHO NEEDS NEW CARTOONS? IT CERTAINLY AIN'T THE MOUSE.

IT'S ME.

SO STOP BEING EXCITED THIS IS JUST ANNOYING.

rightjollyoldelf

Enough! No more wishy washy! Three months you hold onto this journal and do nothing!

Why delay? I am here! Journal is here! Is piece of pie!

kingofnightmares

...What do you mean 'I'm terrible at keeping, or maintaining, relationships of any kind'?

First of all, my relationship with the Guardians is a whole different story in itself, so we won't divulge into that territory. Secondly--

[He pauses.]

I try to keep to myself most of the time. [Most of the time.] Yes most of the time. I can't help it if a few people catch my attention every so often. And some people keep my interest for longer periods of time.

[You're still terrible at relationships in general, Pitch.]

Don't you have some studies to catch up on?

undbitr

Just because I can, as you say, "Speak dragon" doesn't mean I should be sent somewhere with dragons. They aren't even the kind of dragons I know, and don't even get me started on those other ideas in your head.

Leave me here, alone, and let that other man of yours there deal with dragons.

crackpotcrocker

You know mun, I, Mr. Denzel Crocker! Fail to understand why you're wondering when the next season of my 'so called show' will be - AIRING again.

^{All things considered you've made your points on why you dislike not only that show at this point but me as well....}

What's that? Mmmm. Loyalty. I like that - FAIRIES!

Don't get your hopes up. Oh, good. You're not. Yay!

Tell you what we'll take turns biting each other's nails.

ofavalor

Oh. My. Goodness!

This is so exciting, Miss Mun! I'm so glad that you seem to like me and my family so much. Or is it "my family and I"...?

Anyway! Mom says that it's always nice to make new friends. Don't you think that she's right? I bet there are lots of people to make friends with here.

Is it true there are other princesses here? Princesses like Cinderella? Oh, I can't wait to meet them all! I just know that this is going to be ah-mazing!

threetimesfox

It's great what you're trying to do and all, but honestly, I'm perfectly happy right where I am. I don't require anything from any spirit wish granter thing and, let's not mince words here, I've had quite enough of the dead to last me a bloody long time.

Isn't the ship a bit overstocked at the moment anyway?

Really, I appreciate the offer and all that, but I'd much rather avoid stress for a while, if it's all the same to you.

notmeanorgreen

[Slumped over a table in a still room. Bruce won't face the person to whom he speaks in that cold even voice.]

It has been nearly a year. A year. I was happy. Almost content with everything. Then you all but shoved me into the back of your head and I - [He pauses, fingers drumming on the table. The silence is weighted]

What if I don't want to come back out? But why am I speaking to you about this? I might as well be talking to a brick wall.

obiwaning

Still trying to understand this.

Thanks, I think, for picking me up, but you really need to let me process this system here before we can move on. I get that we share several common interests, and that's great and everything, but I'm not the kind of guy who went around playing puppets with everyone and forcing them into situations they had no control over- well, okay, maybe I did a couple times, but I never put anyone in danger.

I don't know what you're planning to do with me exactly, and maybe I don't want to know, but considering I got a good look at some of those places you've put the others in, I just wanted to let you know that I'm okay if you keep me here. Really, I'm good where I am.

Keep me out of those games and our relationship is going to be great.

alittlebitnaughty

Once upon a time there was a little girl. She was no ordinary little girl, her mother and father thought she was a speck of dirt upon the Earth, needing to be wiped out at the quickest instance. She had a brother, who was a perfectly ordinary boy indeed, and it was perfectly ordinary that their parents wanted. The little girl tried to be perfectly ordindary, but she liked to read instead of watching tv, which made her parents very angry indeed

But one day she got a wish granted. She got to go to school.

... Well, I don't know the rest of the story yet, Mundane, we've still to write the ending.

((Canon is Matilda: the Musical, taking bits from the book as well.))

justwontstaydead

That 'bakerstreet' place brought me back? I guess it's better than most of the ways I came back from the dead before.

Still getting real sick of being jerked around like this, kid. Ask anyone who knows me, I'm not good with anger.

fionnghal

So, it's Finn the Cat ye need?

[Carelessly, she puts her feet up on the table, still wearing her boots, and she leans back in her chair to light her pipe, which she does with her fingers alone. She blows a perfect smoke ring, and grins at it, satisfied.]

But I dinna ken what ye be wanting me to do. If ye need something climbed, I be your lassie. I dinna think it be proper, but I could nick something, or someone. But that's not what ye want o' me, is it? I am a NicRuraich. Mayhaps ye want me to search a way out o' one o' these places.

[She shakes her head, and continues with somewhat less of her bluster, vaguely worried, stroking the tiny black cat asleep in her lap.]

They willna let me bring Goblin, will they? She be only a wee thing, she willna take up much room. Please?

theonnojoy

I don't have to take orders from the likes of you. [In addition to being a woman you're just so NERVOUS about all of it.]

"She knows the books!" she says, "She knows what happens!" she says. You go parading that around to all your friends like you're queen of the castle and then you have the nerve to call me a - what did you call me?

A fail boat?

...If you can't see I'm not a boat then you and I really don't have anything to say to each other.

wright_idea

...you don't HAVE to consult me on every single new development, you know. If he wants to start running around looking like Captain Harlock, that's HIS business.

believeit

Hey mun- hey!

What're you waiting for? There's lots of stuff you can be tagging instead of just staring at your computer like this.

C'mon! I wanna get out and talk to more people! There's so many around this place!

Mun, c'mooooon....

egocentrically

You really think you can do this, don't you?

[ She exhales a laugh. ]

Oh, that's adorable. In, you know, an incredibly pathetic sort of way.

telum

Y'sure this is a good idea? Y'need another game? [ At least it gets Fang to chuckle. ]

Well, I'm not going anywhere without Vanille. Sorry to burst your bubble.

friggin

You need to get more icons of my totally ripped abs before you can app me, you know. You can't expect me to like, get all the hot spandex wearing chicks with nine super shitty icons. You don't even have any of me doing karate [Pronounced "kuh-rah-tay."] or anything.

Whatever, loser. I'll be waiting and working on some sweet new moves. Maybe some backflips. [He flips his completely and totally sensual long dudehair!!] Come find me when you're serious.

purebred

It's awfully kind of you to want to send me someplace to play...

But what will happen to the baby while I'm away?

longshots

Sweetheart? Let me put this in terms you'll understand. Listen real close:

No.

Goddamn it, I want a vacation after the Zombie Apocalypse. Gladiator shit is not a vacation. And none of that "but Nick, it'll be fun" bull. Christ. Muns...

spiritus_scooby

So, not really feeling the icon choices. I mean, my hair's all different length in all of them. A little consistency would be great.

...no, it's not my fault for cutting my hair so much! It's my perogative to cut my hair whenever I want to cut my hair. But it's not really yours' to snatch me up like Dorothy in a tornado and take me away someplace.

And, by the way? Your "game" ideas? Not really feeling them either. I already live in Sunnydale. Hellmouth central. If I could go somewhere nice, maybe it wouldn't be so bad. But some of these ideas? Really not nice!

You don't even know when you're taking me from, do you? I'm not saying playing me is something that merits an exam, or anything like that. But I am saying, if it did, you'd fail 'cause you didn't study enough.

Current Mood: annoyed

haddyncavalry

I'm not saying no.

I'm saying that I'd like to think about it. I'm actually really busy. No, nothing else beyond that. No personal details. Just really busy and neither my sister... or my brother seem to be here.

Therefore I shouldn't be here.

mantle

Fourteen days and counting.

dalen

I would rather see a griffon. Not that I mind dragons! But I've already seen a dragon. So, I'd much rather have a griffon. We can look for those soon, right?

nextbigthing

I'm flattered, Mun. I really am.

But no.

I don't even know if I'm cut out for this superhero thing. (Even if Scott convinced me to come back.) I mean, it was only supposed to be four minutes. Four. Minutes. The average length of one of my songs.

Not however long its already been.

I need some time, alright? And then, maybe, if I feel comfortable enough with it, you can send me somewhere or something. But first, I just need to completely figure things out for myself. And, you know, get some experienced under this Thing-suit's belt.

bitterberries

I'm not saying it's a bad choice. There's nothing left for me in Panem. And it would be nice to do something constructive. But how useful do you think I'm going to be? I'm no Katniss Everdeen.

Not to mention you don't even know my name. Which means I don't even know my name, and how is that supposed to work? You're going to look really stupid if you pick one and then you turn out to be wrong later.

ohoho

So... let me get this straight. You think a pathetic little girl like you can control the fantastic, flawless me?

Ohohohohoho!!

Listen up, kiddo. You'll save yourself a lot of hardship if you give this up now. I won't even send a robot after you! Aren't I nice?

...Though while I'm here, you might as well get a message to that pesky blue hedgehog. Tell him I'm not helping him again, you got that? Don't mess it up. I don't want him thinking I'm going soft. That whole business with the ARK was embarrassing. Next time I steal research I'll make sure it's from someone reliable!

[You mean someone who isn't the grandfather you looked up to since you were a little boy? ~~Despite being from a parallel universe or something like that? Look, 4Kids wasn't clear about that.~~]

Hey, I don't recall giving you permission to crack wise! Keep your mouth shut if you know what's good for you! Now go deliver that message to the hedgehog!

(OOC: Eggman here is from Sonic X because I have terrible taste.)

howfoolish

[Though if it can be called much of a voicetest when the muse doesn't speak much is up for debate.

And yet, an expression can say so much. Why waste words when a glower and a faint acknowledgement of the username can do the exact same job? And why should she be impressed? To be dragged up here, to a mundane who already seems to have much in mind and yet nothing specific at all.

But she's not getting out of this without saying something...]

You're wasting time. Yours as well as mine.

twofishes

What are you doing?

No. Absolutely not. What are you talking about, 'great fit for an action game'?! I have things to do here! I'm not leaving Haru alone or abandoning my club duties just to amuse you.

Wha--'my club duties' is not a euphemism!

perceiving

Your running theories are pirate, fashion victim, and Gurren Lagann cosplay?

I don't think I'm even going to dignify that with a response.

(I don't even watch anime.)

I think we have issues.

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