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dear_mun2013-03-12 02:52 am
queenbeeyotch) wrote in dear_mun2013-03-12 02:52 am
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Figured I'd give her a go.
Ah...player, darling, allow me to congratulate you on your flawless choice in muses. Your tastes are simply marvelous, truly unrivaled by all others.
Well. Besides my own, but you and I both know that goes without saying. A person such as yourself can't hope to compete with me. That's just how it is. Nothing personal, although I'm sure you already knew that. After all, you're a smart boy~
Now, as for these little "plans" involving "games"... In all honesty, I can't say I'm against them. A new school to take over is right up my alley. I'm sure all the fine students there would be honored to have me as their school queen. Can't say I blame them either, as I would be the best thing to have happened to it since God only knows when.
...in regards to that other game, I'm afraid things simply wouldn't work out. A queen can't be reduced to a grunt; it's just unbecoming.
Though...I suppose as long as those lowlife bottom-feeding angels stay far, far away from me, almost any game will do. It's not like I plan on losing, after all.
Well. Besides my own, but you and I both know that goes without saying. A person such as yourself can't hope to compete with me. That's just how it is. Nothing personal, although I'm sure you already knew that. After all, you're a smart boy~
Now, as for these little "plans" involving "games"... In all honesty, I can't say I'm against them. A new school to take over is right up my alley. I'm sure all the fine students there would be honored to have me as their school queen. Can't say I blame them either, as I would be the best thing to have happened to it since God only knows when.
...in regards to that other game, I'm afraid things simply wouldn't work out. A queen can't be reduced to a grunt; it's just unbecoming.
Though...I suppose as long as those lowlife bottom-feeding angels stay far, far away from me, almost any game will do. It's not like I plan on losing, after all.
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Crush whoever opposes you. Why, to claim you wish to avoid those angels seems almost to imply you're afraid you'll lose!
[ Yes, go, Ghost. Go, and wreak havoc across this "Dreamwidth"! Oh-hohohohohoho! ]
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With all due respect, it's pretty obvious why I wouldn't want those skanks anywhere near me. I mean, ewww. Just looking at them makes me feel dirty.
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You'll eliminate that particular stain should it happen to soil your path, correct? A queen with so many subjects at her command can simply delegate the disposal of the dirty laundry.
[ The sad thing is she's proud of that metaphor, including the part where it ran away from her. ]
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[Well...if nothing else, she sure is confident.]
Feel free to watch, Darling. I do plan on putting on a show~
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I'll have to order suitable refreshments.
[ And put up my canopy. And my little chairs. And maybe some flowers. Flowers are classy. ]
For the sake of bookkeeping, where might you be....?
[ She has the "First Half of 2013 Ghost Report" out now, ready to chronicle your potential movements. ]
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So far, his two main choices are "The Institute" and "Route 29". Route 29 seems like his best bet, mostly because of how "A Vespiquen is too perfect for me NOT to have". I'm all for free gifts that suit me flawlessly, but I do wish he would give me an explanation as to what this "Vespiquen" is.
itt: scanty insulting the muns :(
[ Nevertheless, she makes a note of this, talking and scribbling at the same time. (Maybe this is why Panty thinks her handwriting sucks.) ]
A few words of advice, should that prove your fate. Exercise discretion on the network system. Unless it's improved in a matter of months - and given my departure, that can't be the case - they've permitted it to remain unmoderated.
The result is, frankly, what you'd expect.
as expected of her
[But yes good, topic change. Barby nods. Honestly, it's not like she plans on doing anything too stupid should she get there.]
But couldn't I use that to my advantage when it comes to others posting? Not everyone would be smart enough to think before they make a post, after all~
when her voice gets shaky i imagine she's slammed a door shut and BID ME ADIEU
[ You get the super indulgent smirk for that. See what happens, filthy angels, when one actually treats their underlings as if they mattered? They perform beyond anyone's expectations! ]
The process remains, however, like fishing for gems in a sewage pond. The stench is rank and the prizes well-hidden.
Still, those willing to undertake such menial tasks shall be compensated accordingly....
That...actually works perfectly.
Well...at least this is just a metaphor and not actual sewage. I can handle dealing idiots and dirtying my hands on occasion, but I am a lady after all. We have standards, as I'm sure you are well aware of.
[Unlike those filthy angels.
...Although this does make me tempted to make her second starter be a Grimer.]
the flouncing is one of my favorite things about them
[ She doesn't look too concerned, however. ]
Exercise that judgment and you ought to excel. A request, however, before you depart....
[ But she trails off, lost in savoring the various ways she could put this and the various bits of unfinished business she could send you to do. She'd departed rather unceremoniously, after all. There were a few people against whom she'd left her revenge incomplete. ]
you just gotta love them, no matter how awful they are
[It's...probably better that she asked instead of waiting for Scanty to answer. After all, the demon seems to be lost in thought. Barby is a bit curious as to what's on her mind, a rather large part of her is convinced she really doesn't want to know.]
this is an indisputable fact
There's a - certain young gentleman by the name of "Chase Young". Don't be swindled by his mastery of civilized language: the boy's surname rhymes with "dung" for a reason.
[ He crept up on her once. And for that, she will never, ever forgive him.
nor has she any idea that i think he's been dropped from the game]If you could utterly ruin his life in my stead, I'd surely find ways of expressing my thanks.
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[She smiles. Honestly, ruining people's lives is just what high school's all about. So naturally, a high school queen should have this in the bag.
Nevermind the fact that he did actually drop, so she won't be able to do anything.]I make no promises, as we don't remember the little talks we have here "in-game", but I can certainly take him down a few pegs if I get the chance. You've got nothing to worry about.
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I checked the taken list before I posted and then went "wow, this is so much funnier now"Scanty chuckles, pleased, and puts away her papers for now. This time, surely it won't end in a blast! ]
You've been given another chance. Squandering that would just be wasteful.
I look forward to receiving a favorable report.
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Well if Scanty doesn't know then Barby will probably take the credit for "driving him out". No harm done, I suppose.]As you should, Darling. I do aim to please.
Now...would you mind doing moi the tiniest of favors? It's nothing major really, just a little question I would love to have answered.
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Name it. Taking into account your promised performance, one little favor's fair enough.
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Also if someone could tell me what the hell a Grimer is and why I have this sudden feeling of dread, that'd be great.
i guess for these girls "atp" stands for "all these peons"
[ Leaving aside how much sentient slime she's handled herself. ]
As for "what to expect", I'm afraid that'll vary. Anyone sensible immediately joins "Team Rocket", if they hadn't been drafted; it's not the most cohesive gathering I've ever encountered, but at least it's got something resembling a structure.
[ Okay, so for the most part it's a mixed bag, but wow, did it beat the apparent alternatives. She wonders what else is worth imparting. ]
You've already grasped how to handle the network. Once drafted, you're safe from the worst of the premise: the majority's made to slog through the wild, taming monstrous creatures into innocent pets. Their methods range from ineffective to practically suicidal; the region has more than its share of naive imbeciles.
They also simply refuse to be hypnotized.
[ SHE'S NOT BITTER. stupid cat. ]
not everyone can be as flawless as them...in their minds
[She's...not taking that well at all. However, for the sake of keeping up appreances in front of Scanty, she'll refrain from yelling at her mun.
For now.]
W-well, maybe it's because they're too stupid to be controlled? After all, you can't hypnotize something without a brain.
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[ She'll refrain from rubbing that she managed to take that high school back from those angels, if only temporarily, in your face. ]
In any case, the creatures themselves are loyal - with proper instruction. I've composed a treatise on civilized breeding. Peruse at your leisure, if you wish.
[ She hands Barby a transcript of this encounter. The more people who can benefit from her lessons, the better. ]
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...it's probably better if she keeps these thoughts in her head.]
I'll be sure to order my player to keep all this in mind. I'm not very impressed with him as of right now, especially after that screw-up, but hopefully he'll get better.
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Patience and discipline are always the key. Mine nearly included a play on "bee-autiful" in this very tag, but you'll notice that pun hasn't soiled my lips!
[ She's so proud. ]
Rehearse for your arrival by training him instead, and you'll conquer that game with little difficulty.
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But you're wrong~