dear_mun | Mar. 11th, 2013

Mar. 11th, 2013

So you gave me some annoying blue monkey that's supposed to be my pokemon starter, stuck me with two random guys, put me at risk of being targeted for attacks by some pokemon mafia, and dropped a 20 foot eel-fish and a 5 foot jellyfish on me.

I know you have a knack for picking on your muses and ruining their lives but don't go overboard, ok? I kind of want to enjoy being in this game.

akito_sohma

What have you gotten me into?

blanched

Ah...!

[whoa. she did not expect that random comeback.]

Mun-san, I... thank you. But... shouldn't this time have gone to Rabbit-san? There are people waiting on him.

[WHATEVER, RABBIT'LL BE THERE.]

So, then, where are we going this time?

--!

The Walter Manor? But-- ah-- it seems so big and busy there... I hope I don't get lost...

your_soul_to_take

Don't look at me like that, and take those words out of your mouth or I'll make sure they're the last you'll ever say.

This was not my fault.

Doesn't care about me, does he?

I'm sure he won't care about his soul either.

[laughs]

No, you can't stop me. Don't make me hurt you, too.

twistedcircuits

Oh. Nice joke, by the way. Ha ha. Just to let you know, puns are the lowest form of humor and are only used by idiots. I thought you should be aware of that.

Also, as of this point on, I'm no longer sharing my ideas with you. You heard me. You replaced me. With the moron, no less. If you didn't like me, you could always tell me it to my face instead of finding other ways to insult me.

It's not like I'll miss being there. I do have important things to attend to at home. It's just the principle of the thing.

So, starting now, I'm going on strike. If you want any more gems from me, maybe you'll reconsider having someone with the IQ of a lobotomized lap dog take my place.

molecules

Ugh crap.

[ major facepalming. ]

Just when you get a moment of peace - [ piper pulls a smile. ] I liked it when you were ignoring me. So, go back to that! Or get blown up into a thousand tiny pieces.

[ there's a pause, and an accompanying sigh. piper sounds amused. ]

… Yeah, yeah, I won't be holding my breath for that day. Just don't send me anywhere and maybe this whole thing of you bringing me back won't be a major pain in my ass

prettymuchdeadalready

Oh I get it, you're proud of writing Mr. Fancypants and choosing to overlook the fact you're basically doing it at a sex island.

...Let me level with you darlin'. Anybody can write porn. Question is are you gonna be a Jenna Jameson or a Dusty Rhodes.

Right now all these kudos you're rolling in? That just puts you on Jenna's level. That doesn't mean you have any real talent at all.

And it isn't going to be any better if you just throw more coals on the fire. Sure she wrote one book but have you heard any rumors of a sequel? I sure haven't. [Granted in his world she's probably the prettiest zombie ever but all the same.]

givetheslip

Don't fret about the difference in technology anywhere you might put me, hmm? It's to be expected hundreds of years in the future, difficult as that is to fathom.

I'll adjust. If I were so easily intimidated, would my life have taken the path it has?

cursed_prince

You are a cruel person, Mundane.

( Spoilers for the ending of EO4 within. )

waitedlongenough

Look, you have to see it isn't fair. I don't even remember him there. I try, but it's just all-- tears. [And it's frustrating.]

And the fact you want Rory older wouldn't help. He would have gone through so much, and I'd be running around the island without a clue. It's already bad enough as it is.

[A sigh.] I'm not saying I don't want them-- the both of them. I'm just saying it's not fair for Rory.

So just deal with what you have then.

juicy_hamburger

Okay, okay. So you were right about me joining King's team. I guess it was kind of unavoidable, wasn't it? Oh, well. I don't suppose I've got any reason to complain. After all, my combination was pretty amazing, wasn't it? Kyoryujin Western...

...

Also, why are you surprised that Parasagun lives in a castle? Where else would he live?

cockaded

No.

[ For a man of so many strong words he seems quite content for the moment to pour all of his ire into that one syllable. ]

I have responsibilities, I have obligations. You are a child who wishes to play at being a martyr. You have no hope of understanding or conveying the pain the people must endure before they are free. I will not go with you. I will not be made to go fumbling in the dark for your amusement. There will be no plan to let you or it or this distract me from my cause.

ace_of_knaves

Aw, look who it is!

Yanno, just the other day, this fella came up to me and asked me to help him out with a heist. A bank thing, ho-hum, so boring. I told him I don't share the spot light with common hoods and when he asked me again I shot him. As I was watching the brain-matter drip the wall I thought of ya, sport!

Can't say I've really missed being stuck in your head but then again you always were a devoted audience... And where would I be without my fans, eh?

entropicinferno

( Do we still cut trollfont? Is that a thing? )

thedemonshead

Madame,

Far be it from me to attempt to talk you out of this fallacy. I am merely attempting to lodge my misgivings about this endeavor and if you had even a whit of sense you'd realize just how useless this whole enterprise of yours is. You are a child in comparison to my many years on this earth. How can you even begin to understand the complexities required to write me effectively?

I shall not stand idly by as you run my characterization and carefully wrought reputation into the ground with your tawdry attempts at escapism.

Madame, I sincerely entreat you, stop this madness now before things get ugly between us. Do not think that just because you are female that I will stay my hand in this manner.

....no, your gender has nothing to do with this and I do not appreciate your accusations of sexism on my part. Nor do I think the details of my relationship between me and my children are any of your concern. You modern people have no true grasp of propriety or polite conversation it is extremely wearisome.

For your own sake, I would suggest you stop on this tangent immediately.

But, seeing as how I cannot seem to dissuade you from this matter, I fear we shall have to be enemies from here on out, Madame.

caster_blaster

[Excuse him while he just finishes that bottle of beer. A man's got to have priorities, after all.]

Whooo-ah!

[The bottle goes flying behind him, clattering into some recess of Dear Mun space.]

Look, look, it's not like I'm ungrateful. I mean, everybody likes to be remembered for the work they did, but you should at least have a game plan. What am I supposed to do without my crew?

Huh? What's that? I fly by the seat of my pants all the time? Well, that's a different case, isn't it? Because I'm just that great. I can pull a plan out of my ass and get by. YOU, on the other hand, need to get a course of action together.

nonoticeableconsequences

Oh, don't be so surprised, munnie! Of course I was going to find my way here at some point--I still need to fiddle with the recipe, so I've been going to all sorts of places!

But I think you should step away from those videos now, because Twilight's song about Francis miiiiiiight put you off your appetite. And we can't have that right before dinner! Wait until before you sleep, so you can have lots of nightmares! Nightmares build character! Just ask the ponies at the orphanage! Or Rarity! Or Fluttershy! Or any other friends I have with massive trauma!

fantasmal

You're saying you're okay without me wearing clothes here? That means I don't have to be constricted by them! Stupid Kurosuke says I have to wear them, but sometimes Shiro is okay with it. [Only when you guys are actually busy with stuff that you wearing clothing isn't the most important thing ever...]

But what do I do now? This is boring.

Oh, what does this button do? It's shiny!

Mun, I'm hungry now. Is that food? I want your food!

bittenhand

What the hell did I go through all that for if you're going to put me back under the heel of another criminal mastermind? And a woman like that!

... I didn't mean it like that. You know damn well what I meant. It's a different sort of danger. I don't think I like this sort of danger. I never got the sense my balls were specifically at risk with the professor or even the tigers. And they weren't, so stop laughing.

am_i_alive

It's strange that you're interested in me. I think you should wait awhile. (He coughs against his glove, closing his eyes.) You said I made you sad. I don't want to make anyone sad if I can help it.

(Time to fall silent. He doesn't like talking this much...or at all. Especially if it doesn't benefit him in any way.)

doctor_insano

Everybody said it couldn't be done but I've proven them all wrong, mun.

I did it!

With SCIENCE!!

Current Mood: ecstatic

raimen

......

[ Cadis Etrama di Raizel - better known as 'Rai' - sits calmly in his chair with his usual elegant bearing and impeccably straight back, sipping at his tea. The scuffles of his mun's other muses goes, for the most part, ignored. ]

......

[ Perhaps it's just as well. They're throwing furniture around and it's...quite terrifying. ]

mightletyouknowme

Eh? Why should I care if they showed up? It's not like I don't see them in club.

I-idiot! I-I never said I wanted them to come. [So why are you pouting then?]

[Fine, try to play it off.] But, since I am the great and generous Kashiwazaki Sena, when they realize they can't stay away, I could find enough kindness in my part to explain it to them.

beefless

You know what this is to be becoming, Mun? Fawful shall tell you! Progress!

Progress, like many burning spices of rage mingling upon the dish of good choices to create the best of decisions like a delectable dish of disaster!

A dish of wrath, fawful's wrath, which will roast the tongues of those who dare taste it!

I HAVE ANTICIPATION!!! Furururururu!

goldenmaster

Woman, are you still muttering about those icons? He is my sword and my spear. Do you really think I would find it acceptable for him to share with the rest of them?

(When I asked him, he didn't seem to mind,)

[Gilgamesh sighs almost inaudibly and raises his hand. Three command spells adorn the back of it, though they differ slightly from their original forms.]

There is a reason I am the master and he the servant. Even after 10 years, he does not change. He asks for nothing when he could have much more. It is...annoying. Sometimes, I do share when properly...petitioned, and he has learned well how to do that over the years.

(He did ask...)

Yes, yes for that woman's life. To stop that foolish Kotomine from killing her to take her servant. That was nothing. I told the priest to keep me entertained. He failed in that task and is no longer my concern. Nor is the war, before you ask. I have yet to decide if we will do more than we already have. Perhaps the King will merely watch this round.

(Oh, really. I find that hard to believe unless you are actually...content with him at your side and unwilling to risk losing him.)

[An cold, sharp anger flares in Gilgamesh's eyes. He crosses his arms over his chest, speaking in an icy tone that matches that burst of anger perfectly.]

Don't think I didn't notice you duplicated several of those icons, woman, even after I told you not to. I expect them to be swapped out as soon as you find others that portray the proper emotion. Now go. You have work to do.

adamare

Fast forward half a year later and you're suddenly itching to drag me out over some shitty meme? [ Unimpressed snort. ] One that, by the way didn't even lure out who we both wanna see again.

No, I'm not talking about that Feilong you liked so much. Quit bringing him up.

Seriously, for all I care he can stay beneath whatever rock he crawled under!

takesyoubytheheart

Now that's one way to turn that frown upside down! Riddles are great... betcha we can stump some of the fellas and gals around here!

Course, I ain't gotta do that thing where I put up the first riddle, and then anyone can just wait for someone else ta answer and hop off what they said! No sir, we're gunna make each one special for whoever answers.

Don't try hidin' it, mun, I saw that smile!

fondofgifts

Correct, I am waiting ever so patiently while you and your friends work on that splendid idea.

In the mean time, I suppose those "memes" as you call them shall suffice in regards to being social and what not. Or for the time being anyway.

morethanmemory

Look, I get it. You're still kind of upset. That's fine, I can deal. If I had a dollar for every time I've hung around upset people, I'd have a real allowance instead of one I keep getting promised, but never quite get to see.

But let's set some ground rules, here: first, don't get sappy and quote my mom on social media. That's weird. Two, why the hell would you tell any of my secrets to someone you know identifies with Natalie? If she even ever got it in the first place, she's probably forgotten about that, by now. You don't want someone spilling the beans, do you? I'm supposed to have the upper hand, here. Anyway, it was stupid kid stuff. I've gotten over it.

I thought we were supposed to be working together. Wouldn't you rather do that, anyway? It's so much more fun.

wantedittobeagame

E-easy, mun. If you stare at your inbox any harder, you're going to make it break or something.

And while I'm at it... did'ya have to send me to such a crappy place? That's something my canon self would get a kick over, not me. Geeze... it's like you want to make me flip out...

[This is what muns do, Herodachi. Get over it.]

alongs

Oh, yes, look at you. Hoppin' about like you've got someplace to be. This isn't going to become a-- an anything. I won't sit around here and dance to your tune. Have you got that? I'm getting very cross very fast, and believe me, you don't want to be around when it gets bad. Trust me. I can work my way out of here, I've gotten through worse.

bigbrothercoop

Mun, I know you've been having a hard time of things right now. I know your real life is exploding around you, but maybe this is when you really need something to RP. Trust me, it's not all bad. Things could be much worse.

Something to write! A bit of escapism. You can yell and point all you like! Just think of it as an online acting class or something. Use these experiences to fuel your creativity!

Just please, don't drop me. Don't let me get dusty. Use me! I was a famous commercial actor. And I was this close to being in Transformer's 4! Use me!

folieamor

So you finally made your mind up, huh? Took your time, but I'm a patient girl. It's gonna be swell, mun, don't you worry your head about a thing.

We gotta talk about this City Hall thing though, I don't got time for stiffs in suits or paperwork!

honeymoonkiss

Mundane, it's really great that you decided to pick me up! It's a smart move, taking your time. The incredible Usagi needs lots of practice to get just right.

(Even if you don't, don't worry -- I'm one of a kind!)

We'll definitely have fun together though, just as long as you make sure you don't hold back on any treats and don't make me wait around too long. I want to see my friends and Mamoru and have fun with them too.

someblondhimbo

Don't look at me like that. I didn't do anything. I mean, it was me, but it wasn't me. Technically.

Though I've gotta say, I'm feeling those sunglasses I was wearing. Get me a pair and I'll consider overlooking your unforgivable assumption. As if I would screw Shuichi senseless while that kid was watching... I do have some morals.

Probably.

scarred_identity

....Yes, thank you. Reminiscing on the most traumatic experience of my life is exactly what I needed. How kind of you.

foreversafe

Aaahhh...

The color is back... there are people here...

This is no longer safe...

M-miss Mun? Will you take me back, please?

no_longer_a_king

Now that you have what you consider a "joke post" out of your system, can we move on from that particular aspect of my past?

I do not know why you have fixated on this one particular part of what happened between Shirou and myself so much. Yes, it had its effect on me during that time, but there are so many other parts of it I would rather focus on. Unless some version of Shirou arrives in the Tower it should not cross my mind as often as you imply it does.

I should be searching for a way to save the worlds, not going so far as to ask the population of the tower for advice on such a trivial matter simply because you find it funny. The only solace I can take from such a thing is you realizing I would be firm about my anonymity and telling absolutely no one of it afterward. For that I thank you.

Contact the one who plays Lancer when you can. Lancer and I would have made much progress on our project of mapping out the Tower by now and it would be prudent to figure out how far along we are.

Yours,
Saber of White

Addendum: thank you for making it clear such feelings do not carry over to Archer.

magu_rps_things

Well this is.... intriguing. I hope you're at least somewhat prepared for the task you've just taken on. Considering your background and mine, the chances of that seem... dismal at best. I would have preferred someone whose soul is closer in shape to mine, but, perhaps you'll suffice. Perhaps there is a side of you I've not yet seen.

With any luck we can at least tolerate each other from here. I'm interested to see how long you last.

I would be surprised if anyone believed they were a less likely pair than us two.

dicey

Don't laugh; you know I would look 8x cooler with a nose ring.

warrens

A little under three weeks until the big day, troops, let's get those flowers planted early all over the place with extras to spare. Oh, we'll pull out all the stops this year, there are gonna be eggs enough for the mini blighters and big folks alike, skyscrapers and farms and all kinds of houses brimming to burst with rainbow treats! We'll have them out in the sunshine hunting for my googies for hours, it'll be non-stop from dawn until dusk —!

[ ok, aster, ~~calm your shit, we can't blame you~~ but wtf is this. ]

Hm? Spring cleaning, mate. Chuck out all the rubbish you collected over Christmas and make more room for all those adorable sweeties.

wolfenris

You have now found the younger Hawke lad, and I 'games'. Congratulations.

-wait what do you mean you're still looking?

Listen here Mun. I am reasonably content at the Prison. I am fine with you squealing with excitement every time those 'middle earth' not-really-dwarves-but-dwarves tag a post. I can abide with that.

But you must....stop...looking for games.

I mean it now.

bestjobonearth

I'm thinking that if You're gonna bring me out again, you better catch up on things.

Been awhile, I know. Take it slow at first, kinda like riding a bike.

Grandma always said you gotta get back up after you've fallen off.

blankflankbuilder

You did it mun! We're finally going somewhere, and Applejack is there too! Too bad that Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo aren't there, but Fluttershy is there too. And Rainbow Dash.

timidscars

You w-want to send me back?

Haven't you already p-put me through enough?

batfail

I told you, I don't want to talk about him. Let's just focus on the fact that things are finally moving, okay?

Don't look at me like that — I still don't know who he was talking about, ...but you can bet I'm sure as hell going to find out.

I think we have issues.

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