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Hailing all ships in this quadrant, and quite possibly the next quadrant over:
It has come to my attention that this is an uncharted area of space, potentially full of unknown hostility, death, and yes, even death.
Fear not, it just so happens you all are fortunate enough to count myself among your numbers. Eighty-four star General Zapp Brannigan, at your potentially competent service. And yes, my thighs are indeed as muscular in practice as they are in theory. And I will use them gratuitously to spare you from harm and any available women from lonely Saturday evenings.
However, in order to do my duty to it's fullest potential, I'm afraid I am in desperate need of some information:
Phone numbers and addresses to any females in the immediate facility, particularly those without burly men behind them.
Quickly, citizens! The safety of the galaxy depends on it!
It has come to my attention that this is an uncharted area of space, potentially full of unknown hostility, death, and yes, even death.
Fear not, it just so happens you all are fortunate enough to count myself among your numbers. Eighty-four star General Zapp Brannigan, at your potentially competent service. And yes, my thighs are indeed as muscular in practice as they are in theory. And I will use them gratuitously to spare you from harm and any available women from lonely Saturday evenings.
However, in order to do my duty to it's fullest potential, I'm afraid I am in desperate need of some information:
Phone numbers and addresses to any females in the immediate facility, particularly those without burly men behind them.
Quickly, citizens! The safety of the galaxy depends on it!
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