dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: the mummy

Dear Mun,

It seems like the rejection letter are in full swing again. All this not enough experience in the field nonsense is just nonesense. I think I am pretty knowledgeable on certain things, I find their sense of favorism vile and disgusting.

egyptiantemptress

Should I know about...Princess...Ahmanet? [Dealing with one princess was enough, thanks.] I have no loyalty to her or any other "ancient Egyptian".

[Besides Imhotep.]

I suppose I could meet her.

noharmevercamefromabook

Mundane,

Are you sure you want to get me out of your headspace and out there? I have so much reading to do and work and tombs to explore.

il_dilettante

Well, this is lovely. Hang on a bit, I think I've still a mass of cobwebs clinging about. It's been, oh...years dare I say? And no, whatever ideas are multiplying in that wicked little brain of your were not 'well worth the wait'.

I need to find a way to keep you from these evening of nostalgia. Oh sure, admit it ducky, you are far to old for puppy eyes and you are not my sister.

....bribes work. Bribes work rather well. Alright, I'll be game. See who this scares up then.

earthmagic

You bring me back from the dead without any but the vaguest idea of a goal. Why should I speak to you? Why coax me into it, having already decided for me?

[After nearly a lifetime of captivity and a few years as queen, she's not eager to do what someone tells her.]

anaksunamun

What were you expecting? A celebration? I was rid of you and all of it, but here you are to remind me again. As if I haven't sacrificed enough.

You have no right to tell me I don't love him.

{No, she pretty much made that clear herself, didn't she.}

I tire of you.

anaksunamun

You ask if I have regrets? What would they be, I wonder? {Careful evasion equipped! Expecting a straight answer out of this woman is pure foolishness.} Who doesn't dread death?

Or what lays beyond?

egyptiantemptress

So you've missed me? I can't say the feeling is mutual. [She smirks faintly, toying with an Egyptian Asp.] You have little to offer me. Tell me again why I should abide by your wishes?

oconnell

Okay, so you're in some trouble with someone important to you. Last time I checked, my business was digging up things that haven't seen the light of day in thousands of years, not problem solving. I'm more of a shoot first, ask questions later kind of guy.

It's not a great plan that you've got going here if you ask me, but if you've got anything to drink...I might be persuaded to provide some assistance.

nascensibility

Now listen here, you. I won't have any of this namby-pamby 'I feel sorry for myself' nonsense, I really won't. You are your only advocate. You can turn things around. You can't just expect someone to innately know what's wrong, it- for Heaven's sake, you're worse than Rick.

Get back on the bloody horse.

[She sniffs imperiously.]

And stop thinking about whatever a 'canon update' is, thank you.

medjaileader

Although I appreciate the renewed interest, I do not understand some of the things you have been saying about me. I do not require dusting off. I bathed this morning, and I have not been to the desert in weeks.

Also, I do not like the looks of this "meme" you wish to send me to. There appears to be a lot of drinking going on, and you know that I do not partake.

...Designated Driver? What am I supposed to do, sling some poor drunken soul over the back of my horse? ...yes, granted, I've done it for Mr. Carnahan twice now, but what else was I supposed to do?

alwaysthestory

Listen, I know you think taking me to a game is a good idea, but let's be realistic for a minute. You work, have schoo, and you're in three other games.

You really thinking taking me somewhere is good for you?

No, I'm content to stay right here and enjoy this peace and quiet.

Besides, where would you take me anyway? Some horror game? Uh uh. I'm not going anywhere, and certainly not without Evy.

Count me out.

nascensibility

I know exactly what you're thinking and I positively won't have any of it.

[As clearly evidenced by the expression on her face.]

If you think you can just- just "update" me to whenever-you-like simply because I'm the only person from my world in the game, you've got another thing coming!

nefertiri

It's not exactly a topic that can be broached lightly. I have told a few people, but it's not something I want broadcasted. It's hard enough fitting in as it is without telling your new friends that you are the reincarnation of an Egyptian Princess.

( ...oh and... )

I think I will be avoiding balconies from now on.

manacledminor

So you're too late for this ATP thing but you want me and the manacle to go somewhere? Somewhere without Mum or Dad or Ardeth?

Okay good news will be no Imhotep but why do I have to go anywhere anyway? It's dangerous. I can't even control this thing unless you take him right at the end. Are you stupid in the head?

watchthesuit

Okay, so I've got good news and bad news. Good news, I like the username. Bad news, I hate the canon point. You do realise my dad will kick your arse after he kills Imhotep, don't you?

Oh, you do? Well, it's your funeral I guess.

nefertiri

You have no right to treat me like some sort of fictional creation! I am as real as you and I have gone through things you could never imagine!

( ...really? )

Who told you about the Scorpion King or Imhotep? We haven't even settled on a story that won't throw the masses into a panic. ( She bites the inside of her lower lip, frowning. ) I never saw you anywhere near that pyramid and I think I would have noticed you.

( Thanks, Evie. )

I don't mean that in a derogatory way! You are much paler than the usual Egyptian - or any Egyptians for that matter. Do you have any Egyptian blood in you?

( I wish. )

I thought not. Regardless, my point stands. You weren't at the pyramid so there is no way you could have seen the events for yourself. Which leaves...

Who have you spoken to? Jonathan?

libraritology

I'm aware that it's all fun and games to you, but these are my relationships that you're considering demolishing, and I'm very fond of the way things are right now!

[Flawed as they may be...]

I know your reputation, and whatever you've got planned would likely be the edict of Emperor Theodosius I to my library of Alexandria.

[Which is to say, dreadfully destructive.]

threetimesfox

It's great what you're trying to do and all, but honestly, I'm perfectly happy right where I am. I don't require anything from any spirit wish granter thing and, let's not mince words here, I've had quite enough of the dead to last me a bloody long time.

Isn't the ship a bit overstocked at the moment anyway?

Really, I appreciate the offer and all that, but I'd much rather avoid stress for a while, if it's all the same to you.

libraritology

It's all well and good that you're considering updates again, but that's a bit far of a jump, don't you think? Perhaps you ought to wait a while before...before giving me a husband and a child, for Heaven's sake.

I've got plenty of other things to worry about right now without your additional "help."

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: the mummy

On rejection

Mummy Reunion? No?

The possiblity of getting out

he's in a mood

Voicetesting | that silly pulp prequel to The Mummy series aka The Scorpion King

Canon: The Mummy & The Mummy II

I swear to bob...

Welp.

voice test

muse is just not here for it today

Muse isn't entirely sure about this....

Voice test mostly

mun contemplating a brief update, muse indescribably displeased

Evie why is your life...are your lives...so complicated?

Looking for a game!

Looking at entranceway

Voice Testing a Skeptical Muse...

mun contemplates canon update to the detriment of the muse

new muse and possibly with a new home (...or not)

Muse not especially pleased. (............HOW IS THERE NOT A MUMMY TAG BY NOW)

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